I Have Something To Confess - page 6.

acs267

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Quote from: Bit_Happy on March 28, 2014, 11:34:24 PM

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Quote from: lemfuture on March 28, 2014, 08:16:42 PM

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one Tongue

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

Do you want to get fucking sued, pal? I am a TREE. A weeping willow mixed with a oak. I seriously hope you'll respect me. The slammer won't respect you, and any of the trees in the courtyard. There's trees all around. We'll be looking for you. Who do you think Obama is? Ol' Washington? Franklin? Okay then.

Shut the hell up.
And let trees live.

RobFordWotWot

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time

Anybody want to start a tree coin with me? Cool

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Quote from: boumalo on March 28, 2014, 10:58:58 PM

Quote from: lemfuture on March 28, 2014, 08:16:42 PM

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one Tongue

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

This one is really different.
You will not find many threads as unique as our tree hugging OP friend has going here.

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Quote from: lemfuture on March 28, 2014, 08:16:42 PM

i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one Tongue

I need to stop losing time reading those topics because I am becoming to find them funny and interesting..

Bit_Happy

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Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 12:52:28 PM

Quote from: rohnearner on March 28, 2014, 11:50:51 AM

Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 09:36:01 AM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.

I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

If all trees have wood, does that mean all the females are shemales? Huh

lemfuture

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i wish it was a bigger secret than a pointless one Tongue

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Quote from: roslinpl on March 27, 2014, 06:48:58 PM

Quote from: kuroman on March 27, 2014, 05:08:46 PM

Quote from: acs267 on March 25, 2014, 06:57:51 PM

Quote from: Kiki112 on March 25, 2014, 05:05:45 PM

Quote from: kuroman on March 25, 2014, 04:23:33 PM

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Quote from: kuroman on March 25, 2014, 02:44:05 PM

What do you prefer the chainsaw or the old good axe ?

poor dude, why do you ask him that if you want to murder him? Sad

that's just crule..

poor little tree

but but but it's cold nowadays here, and I need some wood for some warmth Sad

you can't just kill it!

can't you see it can talk!
or type at least Cheesy

find another tree Cheesy

Look at those trees that are outstretched

They're not me

Ok fine, this one is kind of unique, but one question do you burn well ? just wondering

perhaps like all of the trees when it is summer hot it will burn fast, but it depend on moisture, temperature, tree age etc.

we are never sure Sad

? I think the best way to know is to try out on this magnificient tree that can talk the good part is that we can get feedback during the experiment don't you thing it's amazing

acs267

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Quote from: Bit_Happy on March 28, 2014, 03:38:16 PM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 01:17:17 PM

Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Ir it wasn't a safe sex ...

It was rough and nasty. Shocked

Mhhhmmm.

Bit_Happy

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Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 01:17:17 PM

Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Ir it wasn't a safe sex ...

It was rough and nasty. Shocked

roslinpl

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Omg ...

Uhm. ... I am confused and I do not know what to say about this tree porn...
Did those trees uses a condom? Or it wasn't a safe sex ...

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Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 12:52:28 PM

Quote from: rohnearner on March 28, 2014, 11:50:51 AM

Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 09:36:01 AM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.

I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

Hahaha! Tree porn indeed.

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Quote from: rohnearner on March 28, 2014, 11:50:51 AM

Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 09:36:01 AM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

Real Eyes Realize Real Lies, are your eyes real? Apparently not because that was an outright lie. Of course trees can lose their virginity.

The rest of this is nsfw so if you have any saplings in the room please ask them to close their photoreceptors.

I'm a little turned on now if I'm being honest.

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Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 09:36:01 AM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

he said Tree is always a virgin..! I don't know how you will post tree p0rn then?

roslinpl

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Quote from: RobFordWotWot on March 28, 2014, 09:36:01 AM

Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

I am not new but I would not ask to see it :-) treeporn is too much for my small brain ... xD

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Quote from: roslinpl on March 28, 2014, 09:18:44 AM

Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

You're new to this internet thing. I'd post my tree-porn folders but I think that'd be in poor taste.

roslinpl

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Tree is always a virgin perhaps ... tree is seeding

seeds

not a vagina!

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okay, I'v got a good one

are you a virgin?

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Quote from: acs267 on March 23, 2014, 08:29:21 PM

I have something to confess.

I'm a fucking tree. I was one of the biggest trees, and a nice man and woman planted me. I hate keeping lies, so this is for my girlfriend Lilly, brother Jack, James, Heinz, and Sawyer. Good luck guys.

And also please don't be racist towards trees guys. It would hurt everybody's feelings that are in your backyard.

Ask me any question you like about me being a tree.

Was there a certain Johnny that planted you and did he have an appleseed Grin

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Quote from: acs267 on March 27, 2014, 09:38:36 PM

Quote from: rohnearner on March 27, 2014, 01:02:43 PM

Quote from: apsvinet on March 27, 2014, 12:43:58 PM

Do we have to ask questions? If so, what's your favorite tree food?

I have few questions for OP..? how's your s3x life.? and whats your fav position..! and are you male tree or female tree ?

My favorite food is Genghis Grill, or Mongolian. This is sometimes obviously confused with sunlight.

My sex life is great. Ton of bushes and trees around right now. I can have my pick!

I am a male tree.

My favorite position is when a girl mixes her leaves with mine.

A gentle breeze is nice for that, but a strong wind always ruins the moment. Cheesy

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Your heart sad not hide you in this paragraph.

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