I can see the headlines in the morning.
"Avalon is joining forces with BFL"
"Avalon is joining forces with BFL"
Since Yifu tells us he is alive, he must not have committed seppuku yet, so that can't be it.
Topic: Incoming Avalon News 8/9/2013 - page 104. (Read 186804 times)
Since Yifu tells us he is alive, he must not have committed seppuku yet, so that can't be it.
Dreamed of 28 nm chips ended up with 28 cm pricks
.))) epic post.
all you spineless people posting "good to hear form you, yifu" or "I'm glad you are alive, yifu :* " should stop licking his ass, get some balls, he's not treating you anyway better now. If those news aren't good news I'm in to pay a bad-ass-lawyer that rips his ass. PM me.
Seriously... let's just wait and see what the news is. This thread makes no sense to me, why wait all of this time with absolutely no response, even logging into the forum twice (so we know he had a way to get to the internet), why post something saying 'news coming tomorrow'... why not just wait this one day, and post an actual update tomorrow?... only sense I can make of it is that he is trying to gauge the responses of this thread to see where people stand and maybe even to gauge what type of information he needs to reveal to appease everyone... or maybe he is already setting up an 'excuse' as to why he's been unable to communicate (which I am just not going to buy)... no clue, just more speculation.
I will wait until tomorrow, but we should all still be upset.
all you spineless people posting "good to hear form you, yifu" or "I'm glad you are alive, yifu :* " should stop licking his ass, get some balls, he's not treating you anyway better now. If those news aren't good news I'm in to pay a bad-ass-lawyer that rips his ass. PM me.
i am not dead...
but i have lost private key to 75k BTC
my cat had torn apart my secret box with a piece of paper
sorry guys you have been scammed by my pet :/
i had to run away and crawl into my hideout
i will post an update soon...
but i have lost private key to 75k BTC
my cat had torn apart my secret box with a piece of paper
sorry guys you have been scammed by my pet :/
i had to run away and crawl into my hideout
i will post an update soon...
"I'm not dead." TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"I'm not dead."TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks."TM - Josh
"I'm not drunk!"TM - Tom
i m making a new asic on 2 nm tech
who wants to give me money?
so noone wants to preorder chips on 2 nm tech?
that s a pity
i m accepting btc,wtc,paypal,western union and all
lol
No no dude, you're doing it wrong. Start a thread, get a snazzy website, tell people you will release info down the road, but be sure to get thousands in pre-orders before even proving you have chips.
Nobody can go wrong with that plan. Nobody.
Or better yet - be first out of the gate, then turn around and fuck up everything you do from that point forward to the point people will no longer buy from you, but you'll already have their money so no biggie.
This is how business is done in the Bitcoin world.
ok let s me do the stuff in right way i ll hire some website designer and then will come back to u
lol
the "i'm not dead thread."
Just got off the plane, expect lots of news tomorrow.
Just got off the plane, expect lots of news tomorrow.
What if he just got back from Vegas: big announcement, he's now a married man 
Not a word about chips. People would have his head
Not a word about chips. People would have his head
As long as he didn't lost our money in Vegas
Wow, this is borderline creepy as hell. And your captions really aren't funny.
More funny is the way people react to "expect update" posts from guy who owes some serious money to the community and is not even able to be reached by his customers. What is your borderline when it comes to respect? I see none from Bitsyncom
There is nothing "subtle" when it comes to multi million dollar businesses.
And it goes like this
{Images of Yifu that you spent time photoshopping}
{Images of Yifu that you spent time photoshopping}
Wow, this is borderline creepy as hell. And your captions really aren't funny.
I thought the first one with the T-shirt text modded was pretty subtle and funny. The rest of them were a little creepy/emo.
And it goes like this
{Images of Yifu that you spent time photoshopping}
{Images of Yifu that you spent time photoshopping}
Wow, this is borderline creepy as hell. And your captions really aren't funny.
"I'm not dead." TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"I'm not dead."TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks."TM - Josh
"I'm not drunk!"TM - Tom
i m making a new asic on 2 nm tech
who wants to give me money?
so noone wants to preorder chips on 2 nm tech?
that s a pity
i m accepting btc,wtc,paypal,western union and all
lol
No no dude, you're doing it wrong. Start a thread, get a snazzy website, tell people you will release info down the road, but be sure to get thousands in pre-orders before even proving you have chips.
Nobody can go wrong with that plan. Nobody.
Or better yet - be first out of the gate, then turn around and fuck up everything you do from that point forward to the point people will no longer buy from you, but you'll already have their money so no biggie.
This is how business is done in the Bitcoin world.
And it goes like this
Dreamed of 28 nm chips ended up with 28 cm pricks
Dreamed of 28 nm chips ended up with 28 cm pricks
This guy with a Chinese name must have a big problem..
The News will be:
"I am in North Korea suckers, no refunds for you"
"Darn.., nobody here takes BTCs
"
Yifu is just working his way towards the goal. @ 5x BFL's speed. (Yes, that is damn fast!)"I am in North Korea suckers, no refunds for you"
"Darn.., nobody here takes BTCs
"
The News will be:
"I am in North Korea suckers, no refunds for you"
"Darn.., nobody here takes BTCs"
"I am in North Korea suckers, no refunds for you"
"Darn.., nobody here takes BTCs
" 
Figures Kano would go and alienate his customer base the very people who are building equipment that uses his work.
Like Josh he really does know how to work the room right?
Like Josh he really does know how to work the room right?
"I'm not dead." TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"2 more weeks." TM - Josh
Where are the products we ordered and when are they going to be delivered?
"I'm not dead."TM - Yifu
"2 more weeks."TM - Josh
"I'm not drunk!"TM - Tom
"We're ready - where's the promised chips? a"TM - Burnin
"We're ready - where's the promised chips? b"TM - BkkCoins
"We're ready - where's the promised chips? ∞"TM - Pretty Much Everyone
oh yeah and
"Fuck Off YiFu"TM - Kano
The only thing he will read in the future is the bottom line on the spread sheet. 0 sales. That is how the community should respond.
I hope he will also read letter from SEC, FTC and Interpol, if he will not give tracking numbers within a week and if he will not explain those boxes full of chips
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Payments been made, and items have already be proven to exist by disenchanted former members of Bitsyncom.
Someone have a thread reference for this, I seem to have missed it.https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.2886393
Others have mentioned a rumour of someone paying $14m for the above and the promise to delay everyone else's shipments to pre-mine being the reason for the Bitsyncom split, but I'm not sure where that's from, but it's mentioned somewhere in that WTF Avalon thread.
(Need clarity!)
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