Bro.Serious memory loss (in terms of memorizing the proof of ownership of lets say 200 bitcoin) usually results from an injury to the brain that's relatively new and sudden, or comes passively with old age, which is caused by or is diagnosable after:
Brain tumor (if the tumor develops in frontal or temporal lobe).
Cancer treatment, such as brain radiation, bone marrow transplant, or chemotherapy (kinda suspicious to me, because cancer.gov doesn't exactly say what about chemo causes. Other places are also kinda just like "yea chemo causes chemo brain, you'll forget shit occasionally but DONT WORRY lol here's what we can do for ya).
Concussion or head trauma (your mom smacks the living shit out of you for whatever reason, despite you being her wealthy son who smartly invested in bitcoin while it was down. She may just wipe your keys from memory).
Not enough oxygen getting to the brain when your heart or breathing is stopped for too long (
Lots of ways this can happen to someone).
Heres more omg:Severe brain infection or infection around brain (ingesting too much fud).
Major surgery or severe illness, including brain surgery (adversary is surprisingly also a neurosurgeon and lobotomizes your keys from your brain).
Transient global amnesia (sudden, temporary loss of memory) of unclear cause. (The underlying cause of transient global amnesia is unknown lmao).
Stroke
and then you end up with muscle loss in half your body on top of possible memory loss because it is neurological in nature.
Hydrocephalus (fluid collection in the brain).
Multiple sclerosis.
Dementia (also things like Alzheimer's and Parkinson's. Parkinson's is super fucked because modern day research can only backtrack 15% of Parkinson's causality to genetics. The other 85% is literally
. ACROSS the mfing peer reviewed board man. Hey but at least they are educating nurse practitioners and doctors to advocate for the "GENEration" project which is run by the Parkinson's foundation. You support the GENEration project by listening to your doc and giving them your money so they can research more on why pesticides and certain heavy metal exposure can
"possibly" curse your entire future gene pool!
Etch your keys in metal or something and hide it. Washers are pretty cool, but you can ask a jeweler to etch the keys into the side of your wedding ring or something. (should be super small, like super small but never tarnish or fade).
Flex your memory skills on something else, not 200 bitcoins. It's not needed IMO, especially when gambling on how dysfunctional our brains get as we get old. Sure, it's anxiety and paranoia across the board when you have 200 bitcoins on the line, and you wanna find the best and most complex way to hide your seed. Aha! No one can look inside my brain!
One day you might not be able to either.Tin foil hat sectionShort form content leads to short form consumption leading to short form attention span and piss poor short term memory retention. Most likely cause of Transient global amnesia. Using our devices to consume modern content for too long could be dangerous to our psyche. Probably not. Probably. Who knows?