Topic: Looking for 10 investors to lend 105 BTC each and receive 50% ROI in 6-12 months - page 6. (Read 6874 times)

Im in your troll-thread to troll with my greedy jew avatar, like a dumbass bitch (who doesnt use facebook) like myself that you ask money from  

Thanks I appreciate the compliment. Being a pro is a good quality for someone looking to be a productive member or society. Now would you like to lend or are you here to troll with your "greedy Jew" avatar? Hah, I used that on my Facebook a few years ago when I was a dumbass bitch like yourself.

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This guy is a pro

That's what I find to be funny. People here fall victim of "the bigger the lie" scams, but when someone wants a personal loan they feel is reasonable and feel they can pay back, no one is willing to get involved. I guess people prefer imaginary world where money falls out of the sky, rather than patiently working toward something. Yes, I do need that much to get on my feet. I live in a city where you cannot move around without reliable transportation and I need to get a $3k education on top of that, to be able to secure a job in an industry that is eager or dare I say desperate to fill positions right now. Funny thing is I'm doing all the work and offering 50% on your investment while you masturbate. I think if someone takes the time to understand, they will realize this is a normal request. Nothing stupid about it like what I see daily in Bitcoin world.

With that said, I am willing to entertain serious investors while the casual chump has fun with my thread. Let me know.

I hope Bitcoin lending is not turning out to be like traditional lending in the past 30 years, where they throw money at anyone who has an income, yet someone who has nothing is left to die because they are considered risky. Sort of seems like they're saying humanity itself is a risk. So yes, it costs quite a lot to get on your feet when you live in a world that won't as much as look in your direction unless you look fully connected to this world. It's as if you must have everything going your way. No one has the patience to properly understand what REAL investing is. Here's a tip, real investors are looking to help others first, those are the ones who truly make it. Take the 3rd richest guy on earth as a great example. He put losers to work. Losers like myself. If humanity doesn't want to help humanity that's fine. I'll just watch the world burn, and watch Bitcoin shrivel up to nothing because people failed to see it's potential. lol

Dank has his soul in collateral.

At least he's not asking for several million, like dank did in his early threads.

$15k loan towards a no real purpose. At least those ponzis / scams have a more equitable business structure then you have.

you need a $15k loan to 'get you on your feet'  ?

These threads are a joke... and the mods should get rid of them to stop the forums/bitcoin turning into more of a joke that it already is.

edit: Potential investors, now that Bitcoin has gone up (last price I'm seeing is $14.06) that means I'll need 1050 now rather than 1200 which I had initially stated, and if it goes up it will be even lower. So that breaks down to 105 each rather than 120, since I'm asking of 10 individuals. Let me know if this is still worth it to you, otherwise I assume it is and keep you on the list as more investors come. Thank you.

Hello. I'm needing a some what large loan that I'm sure I can pay back. Yes, feel free to look at my history and see that it appears I'm literally a nobody and conventional wisdom now is screaming at you to hit the back button. but for those who have higher tolerance, please continue to read.. I've decided to break this down so that 10 investors can participate and receive 50% ROI within 6-12 months.

Total loan amount I am looking for is 1200 BTC. If 10 are willing to lend, then that is 120 from each, which will receive the US dollar equivalent of a 50% ROI in 6-12 months. So if bitcoin exchange rate stays exactly the same, that would be a 60 BTC ROI.

Reason for breaking it down into 10, in case anyone bothers to wonder why, is the assumption that it will be difficult to get 1200 BTC off one person, as that would be high risk for a single lender to be burdened with.

Anything wrong with this?

Basically, I need 1200 BTC and I do not at all mind to offer what I feel is a fair ROI considering I feel it is more than within my means to repay.

Please no trolls. If you want to call me stupid, insult me, make me feel very very dumb, you may use the PM feature for that. However if you have 120 BTC that you want to make 50% ROI off of, let's get you on the list and see if we can get it done.

If it doesn't happen, I'm not going to feel bad about myself or like a fool for asking. I will understand that this comes across as too risky, and that is life. I will be forced to accept that I do not come across as a trust worthy person. Thing is, I see on sealswithclubs, literally 10k in bitcoins wash away in front of my eyes out of one persons account, into another, over a silly card game. I've lost maybe $50 on there and realized the poker life is not for me. I need a loan to get myself off my feet and get into an industry which has a starting annual salary of $35k minimum, and I can be in it within 3-5 months, easily. I am living at home and have no expenses however I cannot get off my feet without a loan.

Yes I realize this post probably reads very peculiarly, and the whole thing is peculiar. Guess what? that's how life is.. You can't take the heat get out of the the kitchen and go on with your day.

It's time now to see if we can get some commitment to a list of 10 willing to commit to lend 120 105 BTC and receive 50% ROI in USD value within 6-12 months, which will be paid in BTC:

1. Chang Hum (says willing to invest if I can get 9 more)
2. TradeFortress (pending)
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I'll give it a 1-4 weeks and if I cannot get the confidence of 10 investors, (which I realize may not be won over by this post alone and will take a few days of communication), then I will call it quits. However if I do get the investors by the 4 week deadline, I will have you all pay me at once so we can set a proper deadline for your payment which I will do altogether at once, within 6-12 months from the day I receive the complete 1200 BTC loan.

Thank you for reading, and considering this opportunity.

Edit: A few more things I wanted to add.

1) I have no debts, no expenses.
2) I have $3,500 cash in the bank right now
3) Someone in my family owes me $7,000 and says they intend to pay me back. I know this is true because they are the one reminding me, I am not reminding them.

I think those are three crucial points, so I'm glad I have mentioned them. I also have an ASIC from BFL on the way, however it's not really worth mentioning as it's a jalapeno and I know that's laughable.