Why the hell have I not received an invitation to an orgy yet?
Oh well... maybe because of this?
I can already say that next year the Miss Bitcointalk category will be abolished
I warned you, haven't I?
Oh nooooo! You are peevish at our Supreme Leader for winning this trophy every time? Ever thought about how you will manage her anger? Oh gawd...
Now look at you! You are grounded outside the foxhole and you look through the fence holes!
- I did my best to make our supreme leader win one of the nominations.
You did, young padawan! Yet this can not undo the terrible act you did almost three months ago! Have you said your prayers, at least? Be honest!
Please say this prayer 5 times a day and maybe -- only maybe -- you'll have a slight chance the not have part of her wrath:
The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours.
Say now if you said the prayers! Say it right now!!!
- I didn't even brush my teeth for almost a year after I got the kiss.
Maybe there is a chance for being forgiven though... Maybe buying some
precious gems, for raising their price, would also help...
Damn it.. I'm incredibly angry! That's why I intend to start drinking right now!
That is a wise decision.
Remember
what I did last time was here sober?
If you browse around here too much while being sober who knows what could happen...?!
