Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal?
Well, it's relative. Enemies should be closer than "just friends", but not as close as "friends with benefits". Only the latter category should have access to your thighs and any foodstuffs crushed therein. 
Topic: LoyceV's Avatar for Rent [first 🦊🦊🦊3 YEARS🦊🦊🦊 (165 weeks) rented out] - page 70. (Read 36066 times)
December 31, 2020, 01:24:04 AM
December 30, 2020, 04:05:02 PM
I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed. 
Wait. Is the advice "Keep your enemies closer" not literal? Next you'll be telling me I don't need to eat an apple every day! 
December 30, 2020, 03:10:18 PM
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
I'm confused too, particularly about the "enemies" part. I'm firmly of the opinion that if an enemy's head (or indeed any part of their body) is between your thighs, your self-defence strategy has already failed. legendary
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December 30, 2020, 03:05:39 PM
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog".
In case anyone cares (which I doubt
), the above sentence contains all the letters of the (English) alphabet.
Other than that, as we'll be able to talkderailed subjects very serious matters in this topic only since the next year, I wish you all Happy New Year in 2021 and I hope you'll achieve everything you wish for!
In case anyone cares (which I doubt
), the above sentence contains all the letters of the (English) alphabet.Other than that, as we'll be able to talk
December 30, 2020, 02:27:05 PM
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
I plead the fifth. 
December 30, 2020, 02:22:28 PM
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush my enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.
You will need to explain the situation regarding someone's head and/or watermelon being between your thighs.
December 30, 2020, 01:48:17 PM
Have you two finally achieved flux capacitor synchrony? I've not been waiting for this moment!
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crushmy enemies' heads a watermelon. Please advise.
Furthermore, I would like to file a complaint. I have been cycling all year and I still do not have thighs which can crush
December 30, 2020, 01:29:53 PM
Ninety-third week paid.
Thanks again!
Haha, Despite the fact that this year has been challenging, LoyceV was finally able to achieve perfection.
Happy Holidays and all the best in the new year to all true fans of this thread!
December 30, 2020, 01:20:01 PM
Thanks again!
December 30, 2020, 01:20:00 PM
Ninety-third week paid.
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December 24, 2020, 03:12:09 PM
Continuing the spirit of the (long time derailed) thread, I'd like to take the opportunity to wish a warm Merry Christmas to the Merit Cycling Club, to its members and also to all the users which post here from time to time!
Also, a special thank you to Il capo di tutti capi, for keeping the world safe, thus we can all celebrate Christmas with our loved ones!
Merry Christmas y'all!!!
Also, a special thank you to Il capo di tutti capi, for keeping the world safe, thus we can all celebrate Christmas with our loved ones!
Merry Christmas y'all!!!
December 23, 2020, 02:34:54 PM
December 23, 2020, 01:52:45 PM
kids ... plutonium
This doesn't sound very safe. You must put your kids in lead-lined clothing.
December 23, 2020, 01:34:34 PM
Ninety-second week paid.
Thanks again for your flawless timing My time machine was off again, kids were playing with it so I had to zap them back first. Now I'm out of plutonium again 
That stuff gets harder to get every year.
December 23, 2020, 01:20:00 PM
Ninety-second week paid.
December 18, 2020, 02:47:15 AM
Since I don't (yet) have any 30 year old whisky lying around, to celebrate AU$30K I am drinking two Glenfiddich 15YO Solera Reserves*: one old (left), one new (right):
To be honest, I'm not a fan of the new bottle design, especially the label. It's just too modern. As for the contents of the bottles, which is all that really matters, they are both quite similar, with the light fruitiness and spice that Glenfiddich is known for, though the new bottling is slightly more fruity and less spicy, and a bit smoother overall (no doubt more ex-sherry casks and less virgin casks). Almost disappointingly so; I much prefer the extra spice and intensity of the old bottling, which is vaguely reminiscent of a good American rye whiskey. Or maybe it's just a case of They Changed It, Now It Sucks (warning: TV Tropes link). The new version is still good (especially for the price), just maybe not as good as the old version.
*Yes, the solera aging process means a miniscule fraction of the whisky in this blend is indeed over 30 years old (37 in the case of the new bottling), so I could have just drunk one on a technicality, but that just wouldn't be right.
To be honest, I'm not a fan of the new bottle design, especially the label. It's just too modern. As for the contents of the bottles, which is all that really matters, they are both quite similar, with the light fruitiness and spice that Glenfiddich is known for, though the new bottling is slightly more fruity and less spicy, and a bit smoother overall (no doubt more ex-sherry casks and less virgin casks). Almost disappointingly so; I much prefer the extra spice and intensity of the old bottling, which is vaguely reminiscent of a good American rye whiskey. Or maybe it's just a case of They Changed It, Now It Sucks (warning: TV Tropes link). The new version is still good (especially for the price), just maybe not as good as the old version.
*Yes, the solera aging process means a miniscule fraction of the whisky in this blend is indeed over 30 years old (37 in the case of the new bottling), so I could have just drunk one on a technicality, but that just wouldn't be right.
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December 17, 2020, 10:13:13 AM
Ok this has to stop. We didn't open a new bottle when corn hit $210 or $2100 so let's pledge no more drinking until $30k AKA tomorrow.
Ok then
As BTC reached 30.000$ today ( ), I'd like also to cheer the moment with one of Romania's finest beers!
December 16, 2020, 05:00:16 PM
Ok this has to stop. We didn't open a new bottle when corn hit $210 or $2100 so let's pledge no more drinking until $30k AKA tomorrow.
December 16, 2020, 04:22:21 PM
So at 6 digits I'm dead.
Is that an admission of mortality? Doesn't sound very AI-like to me!Edit:
I've also got a 21 year old Laphroaig miniature that I'm hoping can at least wait until tomorrow to be opened at $21k.
Welp. Cheers. 
December 16, 2020, 04:14:32 PM
If you go down that route, then good luck breaking the laws of chemistry when we hit $101k. Perhaps Foxpup has a machine for that.
1 shot of Absinth every 100K? With of course partial proportional smaller shots every milestone (so 1.5 for 150k) Jump to: