Dear LoyceV, I kindly ask you and the other gang members to to squeeze in a bit and make a bit of room for me as well inside the foxhole. Thank you for understanding 
I'm afraid you won't be able to pass KYC (know your cyclist) verification without the Chipmixer signature.
Uh-huh... It seems that suchmoon has premonitory powers
Apparently, (way) sooner than I expected, I passed also through the KYC system of ChipMixer Now I am fully verified!Or worshipping his goodness with an high prize
Old, tribal, magical rituals worked for thousands of year already! But the dark side of the Force is the key, young padawan
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Excepting all the remarkable observations you made above, I'll try to con-fuse things (or, rather, confuse) more with another detail:
Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.
My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints. - Initiation by cop
- Being jumped in or beat in
- Sexed in
- Jacked In
What's the minimum Foxpup merit I need to have received to be part of the club?
It varies depending on whether you're a merit source, the number of (other) merit sources you've had anilingual relations with, and what vibrational level I had you set at during said relations. Ask cryptohunter for details. 
Practically, those performing the above occult ritual, may receive the honor to be entitled as
foxhole felchers
If you reach this point, everything is possible. But becoming a true foxhole felcher is harder than reaching Everest
