Topic: Make me laugh for a bitcent - page 3. (Read 36201 times)
A tcp packet walks into a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “so, you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, i want a beer”.
Reminds me of another joke I heard here:You know what the best part about UDP jokes is?
I don't care if you get it or not.
Is this offer still open? If not please close this thread 
I won't be sending out anymore bitcents for a while, but I'd like to keep the thread open because there have been a few times in this thread where other people have decided to help out and sent money. I'll edit the op post tomorrow when I'm not so tired. 
What do Charlie Sheen and Bruce Willis have in common?
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Ashton Kutcher has filled both their slots.
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Ashton Kutcher has filled both their slots.
A tcp packet walks into a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “so, you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, i want a beer”.
*LOL* nice network geek humor.
A tcp packet walks into a bar and says “I want a beer”, barman says “so, you want a beer?” and tcp packet says “yes, i want a beer”.
The bartender said "We don't serve faster than light neutrinos here."
A neutrino walked into a bar.
A neutrino walked into a bar.
Let's go to the party dressed as a dinosaur.
I'll be the front end, and you just be yourself.
I'll be the front end, and you just be yourself.
Little Johnny was in his back yard, digging a hole.
His neighbor looks over the fence and asked "Hey Johnny, whatcha doing?"
Johnny replies "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him."
The neighbor takes a look at the size of the hole and comments "But why do you need such a big hole for a goldfish?"
Johnny glares at the neighbor "Because he's inside your fucking cat!"
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His neighbor looks over the fence and asked "Hey Johnny, whatcha doing?"
Johnny replies "My goldfish died, so I'm burying him."
The neighbor takes a look at the size of the hole and comments "But why do you need such a big hole for a goldfish?"
Johnny glares at the neighbor "Because he's inside your fucking cat!"
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What do a gynocologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
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They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
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A man and a boy are hiking through the woods one day. As the day goes on, they get deeper and deeper into the forest, and the man shows no signs of turning around to head back. Finally, the boy pipes up:
"Geeze, mister, it's getting pretty dark out here and I'm starting to get kinda scared."
The guy replies:
"*You're* scared? What about me? I've gotta walk all the way back out of here by myself..."
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"Geeze, mister, it's getting pretty dark out here and I'm starting to get kinda scared."
The guy replies:
"*You're* scared? What about me? I've gotta walk all the way back out of here by myself..."
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I started vanitygen on my work's 32 core production (that hosts like a hundred VMs) and let it run without knowing it would use 100% CPU on all cores. Fucking fail. Or was it? 1abrknajSFpnz7MHjLkVnuvCbwd96wSYt
Are you still employed? Because THAT would be an awesome punchline.
"Plz send to bitcoin address, since I am now unemployed"
I started vanitygen on my work's 32 core production (that hosts like a hundred VMs) and let it run without knowing it would use 100% CPU on all cores. Fucking fail. Or was it? 1abrknajSFpnz7MHjLkVnuvCbwd96wSYt
Did you hear Darth Vader is single again? If you ask me, he’s been looking for love in Alderaan places.
Which Imperial commander was afraid of swimming? Darth Wader.
Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that’s content you “see three P-O’d”
How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.
What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.
What movie were you watching when your VW was recalled? Return of the Jetta.
Were the deserts of Luke’s youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.
Which Imperial commander was afraid of swimming? Darth Wader.
Star Wars fans are a fairly unhappy bunch. For every one that’s content you “see three P-O’d”
How did the astromech droid get around the road work? He took an R2-Detour.
What do you call a Tattooine coffee shop? Java the Hutt.
What movie were you watching when your VW was recalled? Return of the Jetta.
Were the deserts of Luke’s youth havens for body art? Yes, there was lots of Tattoine.
Thanks Aahzman, didn't see that end coming - had to laugh, so one bitcent sent
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Two rednecks, Bubba and Joe-Bob, are sitting on a porch watching a dog lick its balls.
Bubba sez to Joe-Bob "Dang! I wish I could do that..."
Joe-Bob sez "You could try, but I don't think he'd let ya..."
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Bubba sez to Joe-Bob "Dang! I wish I could do that..."
Joe-Bob sez "You could try, but I don't think he'd let ya..."
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