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legendary
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August 18, 2011, 05:26:03 PM










dont know if you play video games, but this video made me, my wife, and my coworkers laugh:
http://www.dorkly.com/video/4532/dorkly-bits-koopa-gets-a-star








if gaming isnt your thing, maybe this is more your speed:











perhaps a funny story?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/racist_field_trip












if none of that made you laugh, here's a joke:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."





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member
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Don't get eaten by wolves!
August 16, 2011, 10:17:35 PM
Got some more:

Clocks and cocks are a lot alike: Their whole purpose is waking you up in the morning.


Same Address: 12J5BL9RYtzdeQyRKEesm6Csn3fb2ZCS4U
hero member
Activity: 700
Merit: 500
daytrader/superhero
August 16, 2011, 08:36:46 PM










dont know if you play video games, but this video made me, my wife, and my coworkers laugh:
http://www.dorkly.com/video/4532/dorkly-bits-koopa-gets-a-star








if gaming isnt your thing, maybe this is more your speed:











perhaps a funny story?
http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/racist_field_trip












if none of that made you laugh, here's a joke:

Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Viper. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Viper crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."





donations can be made to my sig
member
Activity: 112
Merit: 10
Don't get eaten by wolves!
August 16, 2011, 07:57:30 PM
Q: What STD is common among Himalayan mountain guides?

A:  Sherpes.


If I was funny enough, please send the money here:

12J5BL9RYtzdeQyRKEesm6Csn3fb2ZCS4U
legendary
Activity: 882
Merit: 1001
August 16, 2011, 06:04:29 PM
Sorry, guys. I've been really busy lately. Anyway, thanks for taking over the thread while I was gone, bitflow. I'm going to start paying out again, and I'll do it at 2 bitcents like bitflow was. Of course, you're welcome to stay here and continue this offer with me as well, bitfow. Smiley
legendary
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Merit: 1007
August 10, 2011, 12:17:59 PM
pitch blower  Grin
member
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Merit: 10
August 10, 2011, 12:12:10 PM
^^ wow... unnatural  Shocked
legendary
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Merit: 1000
the grandpa of cryptos
August 09, 2011, 10:54:33 PM
who says my pic doesnt deserve bitcent pays 0,01 BTC!

full member
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Merit: 100
August 09, 2011, 10:38:02 PM
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?




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If your name was garklnadksdafoffachfala you would kill yourself too.*
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hero member
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The North Remembers
August 09, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
It has been so hot in Texas that George W. Bush has been waterboarding himself to keep cool.
member
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August 09, 2011, 08:09:27 PM
puddin Roll Eyes
hero member
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Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)
August 09, 2011, 07:59:58 PM
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?



Very small butts?
hero member
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August 09, 2011, 07:38:06 PM
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool.

how did they achieve that?


member
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August 09, 2011, 07:26:41 PM
what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

they are both cheap and virtual?  Tongue
legendary
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August 06, 2011, 09:06:17 PM
what do bitcoins and my EX girlfriend have in common?

the both cost me lots of money and ended in a dumping........
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 06, 2011, 08:45:09 PM
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.” 
newbie
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Merit: 0
August 06, 2011, 06:10:49 PM
Damn did I tell you the joke about the 12 inch Pianist..


shit..


I gave the joke away xD
member
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August 05, 2011, 05:24:33 PM


"TER-MINER-TOR"

 Grin
hero member
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Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)
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