Topic: Make me laugh for a bitcent - page 8. (Read 36201 times)
To eliminate all bees you must find the inverse of bee, which is proportionally related to their rate of beeceleration. So... 1/bee=(vf-vi)/t + honey where honey = sweet and is the least common beenominator...
Hey guys did you know Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa?
How many Blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Just one..
Blondes will screw anything xD
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Just one..
Blondes will screw anything xD
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
If you're bored, I suggest going to youtube and searching for any of the following:
- Fat Kid on Bike
- Train verses Cow
- Or anything else with the words 'epic' or 'fail' or both in the title.
P.S. Searching for 'Train verses' anything usually turns up satisfactory results regardless of your personal preferences. Hmmm...Let me search for 'Train vs Fat Kid Epic Fail' and see what I come up with....
- Fat Kid on Bike
- Train verses Cow
- Or anything else with the words 'epic' or 'fail' or both in the title.
P.S. Searching for 'Train verses' anything usually turns up satisfactory results regardless of your personal preferences. Hmmm...Let me search for 'Train vs Fat Kid Epic Fail' and see what I come up with....
Derp?
A piece of string walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Are you a piece of string? We don't serve pieces of string. You must leave"
The piece of string walks out of the bar, rolls around on the ground, then walks back in.
Bartender asks, "Are you a piece of string?"
"Nope. I'm a frayed knot!"
send lolz to: 142qpczfXX8VxaBx3MJFxMVkh9Yn8vKhUP
Bartender says, "Are you a piece of string? We don't serve pieces of string. You must leave"
The piece of string walks out of the bar, rolls around on the ground, then walks back in.
Bartender asks, "Are you a piece of string?"
"Nope. I'm a frayed knot!"
send lolz to: 142qpczfXX8VxaBx3MJFxMVkh9Yn8vKhUP
Btc sent.
The dyslexic bra joke was the funniest.
From now one I'll start selecting the funniest entries.
The dyslexic bra joke was the funniest.
From now one I'll start selecting the funniest entries.
Thank you kind sir!
Btc sent.
The dyslexic bra joke was the funniest.
From now one I'll start selecting the funniest entries.
The dyslexic bra joke was the funniest.
From now one I'll start selecting the funniest entries.
Rabbi has been praying for years at the great Western Wall of Jerusalem.
A news reporter decided to cover his story and lengths of his life for the past few days.
Reporter asks" Rabbi, I see you've been praying here now for weeks, years on end; same time every single day. What do you pray for?"
Rabbi responds, "I pray for world peace, happiness, you know, the works."
Reporter inquires, "Have you noticed any changes for the better?"
Rabbi answers, "What do you think? I'm praying to a fucking wall."
BADUMPSSSSSH!!!!
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P.S. I'm accepting bitcents from anyone who wants to help a newb like myself out! I have n0ne! 0_o
A news reporter decided to cover his story and lengths of his life for the past few days.
Reporter asks" Rabbi, I see you've been praying here now for weeks, years on end; same time every single day. What do you pray for?"
Rabbi responds, "I pray for world peace, happiness, you know, the works."
Reporter inquires, "Have you noticed any changes for the better?"
Rabbi answers, "What do you think? I'm praying to a fucking wall."
BADUMPSSSSSH!!!!
1HZLisibyD2nxS4Xp5VMbJ14GMHaGpJ5Ds
P.S. I'm accepting bitcents from anyone who wants to help a newb like myself out! I have n0ne! 0_o
Hoping this is still fresh.
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2 atoms are walkin' down the road.
One looks to the other and goes, "I think I just lost an electron!"
Stunned, the other replies, "Are you positive?"
One looks to the other and goes, "I think I just lost an electron!"
Stunned, the other replies, "Are you positive?"
2 dyslexics walk into a bra.
Knock knock
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The interruptiMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow
The interruptiMOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
posting years old pics is not the right way imho, where is your creativity? 
"Joke come out you are surrounded!" "I can´t, the door is shut!" "Then go through the window!" "Is shut too!" "Then go through the keyhole!" "Can´t, the joke from yesterday is jammed in there!"
"Joke come out you are surrounded!" "I can´t, the door is shut!" "Then go through the window!" "Is shut too!" "Then go through the keyhole!" "Can´t, the joke from yesterday is jammed in there!"
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