Topic: [🅰NN] 🅸🅲🅾 YuTü.Co.in: 1st Crypto-commodity 💱 Catering 2 YouTube 📷 Creators - page 8. (Read 12808 times)

The second post of the thread needs an update

Think of a PÅQ as a virtual miner or hasher (defined here). As YouTube creators join the program (we call them Lÿnspinz), an owner of a virtual miner/hasher - PÅQ - is able to point their PÅQ toward any Lÿnspinz to mine its yAłtçoin yãłtz if there's an opening of the ONLY 100 available slots, else you'll have to wait in line to mine/hash shares of your desired Lÿnspinz' crypto-commodity (mostly likely of a very favorable YouTube channel/creator).

Besides directly and indirectly supporting YouTubers embracing our platform(s), the benefits of PÅQs is that one's able to trade mined/hashed shares on the exchange, hopefully for a profit, and the lower the ID# of a PÅQ, the better its owner'll be able to mine/hash yAłtçoin yãłtz of the most favorable Lÿnspinz, making such early-numbered PÅQs extremely valuable if owners desire to sell them outright for an immediate profit.

I hope that addresses your questions and concerns to date, else please inquire further.

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPSXykwgVA (3,827,891 views to watch a giant tree get cut down, uploaded by a YouTube creator with 19,871 subscribers)

Hello yutucoin, hope i get this right because i am confused with the context perhaps due to the words pattern xd

So, yutucoin is offering this paq for $10 each to raise $3000, and other than this, we will have this yaltz? or something what is that for?

What will be the benefit of the paq, is it some profit sharing tokens?

Thanks!

Thanks, drays, for addressing the post. I'll publicly verify in post #2 of this thread if the party is not anonymous, else PM me if needing instructions or desire further proof of purchase.

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)  >

~ Yes, there are pole dancers on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU48EGj9JTQ

Wait, what? I just paid the dude a thousand dollars.  

Translated: Thanks, BitRent, for watching out for the community.

Looks like I had to do some housecleaning on the housecleaning. 

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)  

This is fitting: Funny funeral fail video: Idiot pallbearers forget corpse during Indonesia funeral procession (TomoWorld's YouTube channel enjoys 36,120 subscribers and 37,396,540 views for its 5,234 videos)

I just posted in that thread: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/--1822677

If authentic, payment shall be 3 PÅQs having ID#s in the 300 range, else 1 PÅQ will be awarded having the latest possible ID# prior to our official Beta launch. Either way, you've earned something having great value. Thank you, bud.

I've been outta pocket all day (Kingman, AZ), so now it's time for some housecleaning.

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YPl2W6bSo0 (Seriously? Only 60,548 views?)

Indonesian translation has been completed Dev
just a little editing images in Indonesian translation

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/--1822677

Here is a form Bruno has created for that purpose: http://yutu.co.in/ico/
I am sure he will verify it without the form too, but anyway I fill it just in case

Yes I have sent $50 worth of btc to claim 5 paq from 55-59.Are we suppose to fill any form also?

I see someone (probably btvGainer) just bought another 5 packs (55-59).

I've decided to get next 5 (supposedly PAQs 60-64) . Just transferred the funds and filled the ICO form (used the CoinDesk conversion rate shown on the http://yutu.co.in/ - $1182)

P.S. Why it is just IÇO on the site, not an ÍÇÒ? Looks too simple

Now I am getting greedy for more PAQs.Consider me if you do not find (highly unlikely) any suitable campaign manager 

The prettiness of the site (or lack thereof according to some  ) will be short-lived, replaced with a Trump-esque beautiful site paid for by the Chinese ... Translated: The current site was ONLY designed as a placeholder while garnering support for the project. That is all. The definitive iteration will be pleasant to view and intuitively functional on most readily available hardware, update constantly in keeping pace as new devices hit the marketplace.

A many people don't see the Internet of Things (IoT) as having huge potential in spite of ...


... compared to ...


... combined and in Google News ...


In that vain, I recall one crypto-based endeavor raising $116M because they had a plan to mine bitcoins with a [free] toaster, among other aspects of their venture they had/have up their sleeve (not to be mistaken for a sieve): https://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/05/06/bubblicious_bitcoin_bonkers_business_bods/

If you think that's fantastic, consider the now posibility of mining shitcoins altcoins using free electricity anywhere on the planet: https://www.fastcoexist.com/1678292/the-toilet-of-the-future-will-turn-poop-into-power. I'm sure you Rube Goldberg-ish brainiacs will know exactly where and how to hook up a Raspberry Pi in the easy to envision toilet-to-toaster coupling, ready to pen a white paper depicting the apparatus, presenting the Proof of Concept to Horowitz and The Hulk Thiel (hover over or follow both links to fully grasp the humor; note $ amount) in seeking a hundred and umpteen million dollars VC.

The CFTC has ruled that Bitcoin is a commodity. Wheat is a commodity, not to mention that precious metals are commodities. And, yes, toilet paper is a commodity.

By extension, YouTube channel/creator brands can just as easily be traded as commodities given that the terms commodification and commoditization are sometimes used synonymously, particularly in the sense of this article, to describe the process of making commodities out of anything that was not used to be available for trade previously. And to think that a schmuck like me thought of this particular concept first. As far as having enough miners and traders and holders of shares of commoditized YouTube brands, consider that the likes of RateCoin are still trading on exchanges and look at the view count of this video -> 14 Weirdest Sex Records That Actually Exist (and 2,681,538 subscribers to the respective channel in ONLY a year and a half).

For shits and giggles, Google the follow (sans quote thingies): YouTube creators brands commodities. Let me know what's at the top of the list. If there's a pic of a goat, you did it wrong, albeit you're close.

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) 

It looks like this is a great project，
I will keep my attention

Russian translate avaliable

Forthcoming, and further addressed after penning a reply to the post above yours. Meanwhile, create some Newbie accounts if you users don't want to utilize your [semi-]legacy user accounts in taking advantage of our lucrative sig campaign - rewarding 1 PÅQ per 100 posts of any length on any thread in any section of this forum. Embedding sigs on user accounts of other forums will also be considered.

Who wants to manage the sign campaign? Chosen manager to be paid via PÅQs and/or an agreed upon price via BTC payable from funds of our second ICO round (or first round depending on price and availability of funds). Trust me, it'll be a relatively easy task, preferred if the chosen candidate is familiar in using tables on this forum.

Further, express any thought you may have on how a Twitter campaign could be handled. I'm all ears.

Speaking of ears, here's a gem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhyZARAJHw (33,972,429 views)

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊) 

Waiting social network campaign informations
thank you

Hello this is 2017 the competition is very huge and google has everything in their power to create than just buy sites,but we'll see where is this heading but I don't see things that will make this one with huge potential,even the site is not good to look at .

The following is a PM reply I just sent (user name and the PM's quasi-easy-to-ascertain content addressed both redacted; YouTube video link added):

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Let's see if the following addresses your YouTube-connection concerns AND to where PÅQs can be directed, e.g. PewDiePie's channel, of which, BTW, you may want to reconsider, given https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PewDiePie#Controversial_videos_and_network_drop_.282017.E2.80.93present.29

Project YuTübopołis' platforms and program(s) are all centered around commoditizing brands of YouTube channels/creators via crypto-commodities (similar to cryptocurrencies, but rebranded - genius, eh?). As with any company (or brand) incorporating in the US (similarly, I believe, and abroad), the venture is allowed to designate X shares at Y price, e.g. 10,000 shares at $1.00 ea. (predicated, of course, on what type of corp the venture is and/or which municipality the charter's registered).

Thanks to blockchain technology, ventures, in our case YouTube channels/creators, can offer shares of their brands, regardless their reach, to the general public as a crypto-commodity, doled out at a precise interval (oppose to all at once; exactly every two minutes) maxing out at 217,187,500 shares each (17,187,500 shares reserve) over the course of ~5.945586 years, valued at the bare minimum of $0.01 USD per share traded on our exchange - YTÇ-Sốx (rhymes with Mt Gox  ).

Owners of PÅQs will have the ability to direct them toward the hashing of any YouTuber's brands affiliated with our program on a FCFS basis, with the added benefit of earlier numbered PÅQs having the ability to jump queue (within acceptable well-defined guidelines) in front of positioned later-numbered PÅQs awaiting an open slot (100 slots max [per]) of a favorable Lÿnspinz.

Please ask any questions if you're still at sea, for I'm fully capable of knowing or making up answers on the cuff.  

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)  

~ There are brilliant YouTube creators, and there are average YouTube creators ... and then there's this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3xhyj-e0Kk

https://techcrunch.com/2016/10/11/google-acquires-famebit-to-connect-youtube-creators-with-brands/


Dude, didn't you read the fine print? This is the first venture in the crypto-commodity space to have its ICO open-ended or until investors run out of money.  

Seriously, there's no etched-in-stone end-date for the min-max two ICO funding rounds (near fully transparent), the first one to garner a mere $3,000 USD in covering initial incorporation et al. cost in March, immediately followed by another to garner ~$50K in covering conventional startup costs by May, the latter destined to generate perpetual organic sales emanating from folks in the YouTube and crypto sectors alike.

PÅQ ID#s 35-54, inclusive, have been assigned: https://blockchain.info/address/3LWaxB4odCieX19hxwEiS62ddYcjhFk8su

Bruno (Chinese name: Luŏ Xióng; 裸熊)

PS: So to continue elicit emotions re Project YuTübopołis (fine-tuning the definitive [marketing] terminology), I'll try to make it a habit in ending each post with a link to a video of a YouTube creator whom we hope will one day embrace our platform(s).

The following video is the trailer for a documentary presented at this year's Sundance Film Festival depicting the life of a seasoned - very seasoned - YouTuber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83jGTVHGj1Y (view count 11,097,853 and climbing)

Then ehy didn't google created youtube instead of buying it?lol
Btw when is this ICO going to end?