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legendary
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February 28, 2014, 08:15:55 AM
Hey Phin,

Yeah, its his dad. Maybe he doesn't want to look like a daddy's boy. Maybe he's worried some sort of psycho on a website would start jumping to crazy conclusion and hunt his pops down. You never know.

Rather than focusing on the major issues like customer service, and specific dishonesty the company has shown. With things like back dating the news with pictures that didn't exist at the time of the post, you start to pick on the man's father.

Just because he might be unprofessional doesn't require you to be.

As for the ass fucking, if you think you could ride me for the whole eight seconds before blowing your load then saddle up cowboy. I just expect some real manly cuddle time afterwards.


Yeah, I'm new around these parts. I don't see your point, am I part of the vast conspiracy laid out before you?  Perhaps you think the BBB is the Bulgarian Business Bureau. You're so close to the truth. Don't stop now you've almost discovered our secret masonic plot to overthrow the world with bitcoin, only on android though.

I've seen some crazy people on the web man, but you sir take the peanut butter cake. Get it? Because you're so nutty.

I do look forward to more posts about the tenuously connected, totally one sided, and extremely biased investigation extravaganza you've been putting on for us. You might want to use some bigger fonts just to prove you're not crazy though.

Wipe your chin, for I see Bulgarian cum dripping from it.

So that we are clear, as you stating that I'm totally off my rocker, and that Joshua Zipkin and his Daddy-O, Harrison Zachariah Zipkin are on the up-and-up, possibly getting the Bitcoiner of the Year Award?

I'm not picking on the man's father. (well, maybe I am, not sure) Joshua was the one that claimed that Harrison was just a friend of the founder of AMT. Remember that part? Good. I'll try to go slow for your retarded brain.

Then, Joshua Zipkin stated that he wasn't Joshua Zipkin. This one is a little tougher, so best get somebody to explain it to you.

I merely proved him wrong with facts from the internet, the same internet that you're using to disprove my facts, of which you've yet to supply nary a one.

Let me repeat, you have supplied not a single fact to disprove my facts. Do you know why? Because you are either Joshua Zipkin or you are sucking his Bulgarian dick. It's one or the other.

I'm ready for that hug now. This time I want to be in front and have you stick your dick in my month to show the world what type of guy your are.

Thanks for the heads up sometimes I for get to carry a handkerchief.

Yes I stated that you are crazy, though I'm not a licenced professional so my assessment is just based on how I personally see your behavior.

I am saying his father shouldn't factor into this in the slightest, nor should a friend, cousin, great aunt, or second step uncle thrice removed. Whether or not you feel that any of the named relations in that last sentence are crooked, skivey, fraudulent does not matter.

I offered evidence that the picture of the board from their news post dated on the 10th of february (but taken on the 20th or so of february) was taken in the good old US of A quite close to the town of Haverton. That as opposed to other pictures taken in bulgaria. I also used that EFIX GPS data to locate at least one supplier they are using for manufacturing. I didn't do it to prove you wrong, i did it find the truth of the matter. And yes seeing that they are locally produced as said by AMT and backed up by the GPS data that is a checkmark in their favor.

But I've clearly also expressed my displeasure in their customer service and the fact that the site was backdated with news with pictures that were taken after the post was purported to have been made. So rather than blaming his father or anyone else in his extended family I blame him, or whoever is running the day to day operations of AMT. Because what they did is not honest and is not detectable to anyone new who happens upon their website.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. I am not trying to disprove any ones "facts" I'm trying to contribute to the overall picture surrounding AMT. The good (producing hardware where they said they were) and the bad (retrofitting the news area with content, some of which was false and some of which was posted to discredit this site).

Now if I were him I don't know why I'd point out the bad, that would be stupid. And I'm not getting anything from them for posting anything so his dick, regardless of it's ethnicity, is on the other side of the country located perhaps in someone else's mouth.

But sure I'm him just like everyone else here. Look over your shoulder there's Zipkin; your mailman, Zipkin, the lady who works in the tollbooth, Zipkin. We are all zipkin and we are all around you.  

As for the guy I am I'll tell you this. I'm not the kind of pushover little bitch that you may be accustom to. I'm not going to run away and hid when you call me out. I'm not the one to post things about others peoples families when it really doesn't apply to the topic at hand. I'm the kind of person who judges someone on their own actions and not on the actions of others. And finally I'm the kind of guy who's defended his country overseas who's seen bigger and badder things than a guy pissing and moaning on the internet. That is the type of guy I am and I'm quite proud of it.




I was not the one who brought Joshua's father into this. He was by misrepresenting who his was--only a friend of the founder of AMT. That was stated to put the naysayers to rest at the time the statement was made to garner more sales/alleviate any refunds. That was disingenuous, ergo a lie. The only way I was able to prove that it was a lie was to show that Harrison Zipkin is Joshua Zipkin's dad, and not just a friend of the founder of AMT, as Joshua once stated.

The sun's going down, so I'm going to take a nap now.

Later, bud.
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February 28, 2014, 08:08:58 AM
One last question....Does anyone think these RIGS will make ROI at 1.5TH/s?

Will we ever make our 12K back? Or are we doomed to fail due to this opened marketing?

~SSgt Merry

Sure,  if you are smart enough to mine the new alt coins that are SHA256.
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February 28, 2014, 08:06:13 AM
Hey Phin,

Yeah, its his dad. Maybe he doesn't want to look like a daddy's boy. Maybe he's worried some sort of psycho on a website would start jumping to crazy conclusion and hunt his pops down. You never know.

Rather than focusing on the major issues like customer service, and specific dishonesty the company has shown. With things like back dating the news with pictures that didn't exist at the time of the post, you start to pick on the man's father.

Just because he might be unprofessional doesn't require you to be.

As for the ass fucking, if you think you could ride me for the whole eight seconds before blowing your load then saddle up cowboy. I just expect some real manly cuddle time afterwards.


Yeah, I'm new around these parts. I don't see your point, am I part of the vast conspiracy laid out before you?  Perhaps you think the BBB is the Bulgarian Business Bureau. You're so close to the truth. Don't stop now you've almost discovered our secret masonic plot to overthrow the world with bitcoin, only on android though.

I've seen some crazy people on the web man, but you sir take the peanut butter cake. Get it? Because you're so nutty.

I do look forward to more posts about the tenuously connected, totally one sided, and extremely biased investigation extravaganza you've been putting on for us. You might want to use some bigger fonts just to prove you're not crazy though.

Wipe your chin, for I see Bulgarian cum dripping from it.

So that we are clear, as you stating that I'm totally off my rocker, and that Joshua Zipkin and his Daddy-O, Harrison Zachariah Zipkin are on the up-and-up, possibly getting the Bitcoiner of the Year Award?

I'm not picking on the man's father. (well, maybe I am, not sure) Joshua was the one that claimed that Harrison was just a friend of the founder of AMT. Remember that part? Good. I'll try to go slow for your retarded brain.

Then, Joshua Zipkin stated that he wasn't Joshua Zipkin. This one is a little tougher, so best get somebody to explain it to you.

I merely proved him wrong with facts from the internet, the same internet that you're using to disprove my facts, of which you've yet to supply nary a one.

Let me repeat, you have supplied not a single fact to disprove my facts. Do you know why? Because you are either Joshua Zipkin or you are sucking his Bulgarian dick. It's one or the other.

I'm ready for that hug now. This time I want to be in front and have you stick your dick in my month to show the world what type of guy your are.

Thanks for the heads up sometimes I for get to carry a handkerchief.

Yes I stated that you are crazy, though I'm not a licenced professional so my assessment is just based on how I personally see your behavior.

I am saying his father shouldn't factor into this in the slightest, nor should a friend, cousin, great aunt, or second step uncle thrice removed. Whether or not you feel that any of the named relations in that last sentence are crooked, skivey, fraudulent does not matter.

I offered evidence that the picture of the board from their news post dated on the 10th of february (but taken on the 20th or so of february) was taken in the good old US of A quite close to the town of Haverton. That as opposed to other pictures taken in bulgaria. I also used that EFIX GPS data to locate at least one supplier they are using for manufacturing. I didn't do it to prove you wrong, i did it find the truth of the matter. And yes seeing that they are locally produced as said by AMT and backed up by the GPS data that is a checkmark in their favor.

But I've clearly also expressed my displeasure in their customer service and the fact that the site was backdated with news with pictures that were taken after the post was purported to have been made. So rather than blaming his father or anyone else in his extended family I blame him, or whoever is running the day to day operations of AMT. Because what they did is not honest and is not detectable to anyone new who happens upon their website.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. I am not trying to disprove any ones "facts" I'm trying to contribute to the overall picture surrounding AMT. The good (producing hardware where they said they were) and the bad (retrofitting the news area with content, some of which was false and some of which was posted to discredit this site).

Now if I were him I don't know why I'd point out the bad, that would be stupid. And I'm not getting anything from them for posting anything so his dick, regardless of it's ethnicity, is on the other side of the country located perhaps in someone else's mouth.

But sure I'm him just like everyone else here. Look over your shoulder there's Zipkin; your mailman, Zipkin, the lady who works in the tollbooth, Zipkin. We are all zipkin and we are all around you.  

As for the guy I am I'll tell you this. I'm not the kind of pushover little bitch that you may be accustom to. I'm not going to run away and hid when you call me out. I'm not the one to post things about others peoples families when it really doesn't apply to the topic at hand. I'm the kind of person who judges someone on their own actions and not on the actions of others. And finally I'm the kind of guy who's defended his country overseas who's seen bigger and badder things than a guy pissing and moaning on the internet. That is the type of guy I am and I'm quite proud of it.
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February 28, 2014, 07:57:00 AM
Actually, we're asking them to turn sand into dollars--the long way.

Now that was slick and creative... You must have ADD too...

Ok, going to sleep... Was fun chatting. Even better to get those updates... From AMT.

P.S. Cokezero.. if you missed it, I gave you an apology a few pages back too...

P.P.S. It's cold without a miner to keep me warm at night... any ladies want to snuggle till the miner arrives?
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February 28, 2014, 07:55:23 AM
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"Then, Joshua Zipkin stated that he wasn't Joshua Zipkin."

I missed that part... can you start from the beginning...  Roll Eyes

I think I remember AMT_miners (the user typing), saying HE wasn't Josh... Because HE isn't Josh... AMT_miners is an account everyone uses there. IT is not a HE, and not HIM...

I don't care if it is Jesus Christ claiming to sell me my miner... As long as Jesus Christ delivers my damned miner!

If not, then I will borrow some of your nails.

Until that point comes... I am going to continue to pray for a quick delivery from the virgin Mary's son. Hopefully, without any sacrifice, and with a little resurrection, I will be able to show a little return without getting blindly fleeced. So it is written, so it is said. This is the word of our lord.

Amen!

 Grin

Oh God... You would think that we were asking them to turn water into wine! Tongue

P.S. More google-hits

Actually, we're asking them to turn sand into dollars--the long way.
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February 28, 2014, 07:44:26 AM
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"Then, Joshua Zipkin stated that he wasn't Joshua Zipkin."

I missed that part... can you start from the beginning...  Roll Eyes

I think I remember AMT_miners (the user typing at the moment), saying HE/SHE wasn't Josh... Because HE/SHE isn't Josh... AMT_miners is an account everyone uses there. IT is not a HE/SHE, and not HIM/HER...

I don't care if it is Jesus Christ claiming to sell me my miner... As long as Jesus Christ delivers my damned miner!

If not, then I will borrow some of your nails.

Until that point comes... I am going to continue to pray for a quick delivery from the virgin Mary's son. Hopefully, without any sacrifice, and with a little resurrection, I will be able to show a little return without getting blindly fleeced. So it is written, so it is said. This is the word of our lord.

Amen!

 Grin

Oh God... You would think that we were asking them to turn water into wine! Tongue

For 30 days and 30 nights, the forums turned pink with bold outlined letters...

P.S. More google-hits
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February 28, 2014, 07:20:26 AM


Those are the linking boards, they are just not separated...

One of those bridges all the boards to the daughter-board. That is the board they need the extension for, to put the 6th card.

P.S. That is a tiny man...
Notice he is wearing blue... That is a masonic color... Tongue Obvious frauds!
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February 28, 2014, 07:16:08 AM


Are you saying that those big PCBs won't fit in that small red toolbox?
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February 28, 2014, 07:10:02 AM







These are from the phone guys, not the best quality but yea. We're just super busy in the lab and assembling and trying to get miners to folks as fast as possible.

-AMT

Two observations:

What are the boards in the middle picture.  They don't look like the 8 coincraft a1 boards.

Did you notice how big the PCB is here?  Look at the photo with the man.
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February 28, 2014, 06:54:19 AM
Also,

A heads up for technical bullies and tech enthusiasts in this thread. We've created our own board as well, and no daisy chain is needed for this bad boy.

This board will ship in the 2.4's and 3.2's.



- AMT

Hmmm.... then the 8 coincraft a1 board appears to be someone else's design (bitmine.ch).

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February 28, 2014, 06:50:43 AM
My current doctor (the old one's missing) told me that if I highlight shit in pink instead of yellow, it would soothe my anger. It seems to help--SOMETIMES!

...

Now, about that hug you kindly offered me. Can I do it from behind, whereupon I'll stick my dick up your ass? I promise to make it hurt.

You make me want to play Grand Theft Auto V... You remind me of Trevor... I like your humor. Twisted, and lots of interconnections... Do you have ADD too?

I think you post-count tripled, just from posting in this forum thread, and google is making millions off your searching and link-clicking... Not to mention all the sales AMT racks-up while this thread blows off the "hot charts", staying damn-near #1 for hours on end.
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February 28, 2014, 06:44:21 AM
Guys,

We don't have time to battle with the trolls and now stalkers in this thread and we simply wont react to it or be apart of it. It honestly takes up too much time and it is really not worth our time to do so. This thread is not a place for updates or a way to receive info from us. We're trying to get back to everyone but there are over 100+ voice mails a day and 100's of emails a day and its tuff. We're looking into hiring more staff but all staff is currently assembling and shipping.

We had an issue with the back plane - we're trying to figure out a way to to ship with 6 boards instead in 5 so that our clients can get 1.5ths out of their miner right off the bat. We are currently shipping of course with 5 board miner. Each board gets 250 overclocked. We've gone ahead and created a custom cages which will allow for upgrade.

Worst case, as we have been doing, is ship 5 board units until the 6th board back plane connector is ready, and send the 6th later with the extended back plane for the 6th board.

Please don't look to the forum or this thread for updates. Its not a forum that we would like to be apart because of all the crap that you read here which as it seems is black PR from some other company.

Just email:

[email protected]
[email protected]
[email protected] - for potential fraudulent offers of our product you may find on the internet.

Go to: http://advancedminers.com/bitcoin-mining-news/   for our news updates
Go to: http://advancedminers.com/bitcoin-mining-hardware/  for our online shop and to see updated prices.

Thanks. - AMT



5 * 8 = 40 chips.... very nice.  6*8 = 48 chips even nicer.

The Bitmine.ch has 32 chips at 1.0 THs.   So  I like what I am seeing!
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February 28, 2014, 06:41:53 AM
lol, this single forum post is going to have soooo many backlinks for google to direct people here for all sorts of oddball things. Google is going to think this is a wiki page of keywords. It is going to choke digesting all 115 pages of (2289 posts).

Here, lets add some more, for google to direct everyone here...

Fastest bitcoin miner, terahash, terrahash, petahash, pettahash, kitchen sink clogged drain, easy home repairs, get more money from your taxes, free credit report, Justin Bieber, free porn, Britney Spears, twitter, facebook, myspace, bitcoin news, North Korea, Yahoo help, mt gox, web md, spyware removal...

Somewhere, seven pages back, is AMT's replies with photos of the 1.2THs miners, and new boards for the 3.4THs miners... But if google brings you here, just go to the news section of AMT's website. They might post the photos there too.

Ok, back to public conversation. Tongue

THe blue part looks like a new verse to we didn't start the fire.

Hey Phin, I have it on good authority that ISAWHIM is Billy Joel. and I wonder if Losiha will take that bet.

FUCK YOU!

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February 28, 2014, 06:40:56 AM






Very, very nice.  Looks like 8 Coincraft A1 per board.   Massive heat sink.   A1 chips spread out on the board to ensure maximum distance from each other.   Very nice. 

Anyone seen a Bitmine.ch board,  is this the same desgin?

Oh wait.... PCB shows AMT, so it looks like its manufactured in USA.
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February 28, 2014, 06:36:36 AM
Phin is looking more like a loony each page. It looks almost like an unhealthy obsession. I'm afraid that he's going to boil Josh's Bunny.

It makes sense that one of his other companies would have used that address as there are obvious ties to it.


In looking into USAC I see they weren't BBB accredited, but did have a whopping 1 complaint filed against them! For shame UASC.

In looking into American Security Advisers, LLC They seem to be an authorized dealer of connect america products. Which you would be able to verify with just a few clicks through their web site.

Then looking on this page http://connectamerica.com/index.php?pr=Med_Alert you can see they have dealers coast to coast ( Hey they say they are the fastest growing medical alert company)

Looking at the BBB connect america is A+ rated by the better business bureau. HOW DARE THEY!

You seem to have a personal vendetta. Maybe you are just part of some old european blood feud that we don't know about.

 Regardless of whether or not I get a miner you might want to look into seeing someone to talk about your trust issues. I know from experience that professionals can help, and I'd hate to see you so upset over something like this. I'm here for you buddy if you ever need to just talk or hug it out.



My current doctor (the old one's missing) told me that if I highlight shit in pink instead of yellow, it would soothe my anger. It seems to help--SOMETIMES!

You're missing the point! The 1254 Chester Pike address was explained away early on in this thread by the guy behind AMT manning this thread to put ALL concerns to rest as to why that address was used. Do I need to quote that post again that states Harrison is a ONLY a friend of the founder of AMT, and let them use the space/address until they get a leg up, or will you concede on that issue?

Then I shown that Harrison is really Harrison Zachariah Zipkin, father of a Joshua Zipkin, owner of AMT. At one point in this thread, Joshy Boy deny that it was even him when asked if he was Joshua Zipkin.

Then I shown that Joshy Boy is capable of inflating social media followers, selling said services. The two major named companies that Joshua Zipkin uses as his claim-to-fame are not really that big at all, but made to look that way via marketing tricks and inflated social media numbers.

Ergo, it's all just a ruse. I see it plain as day. About a half dozen here see it also. I get, nor want nothing in return to see if I can get you, among others, to see it, sans making me the weirdo in all this. The main fuckers sticking it up my ass are the users that ARE controlled by Joshua or some other AMT personal.

Now, about that hug you kindly offered me. Can I do it from behind, whereupon I'll stick my dick up your ass? I promise to make it hurt.
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February 28, 2014, 06:15:31 AM
Speaking of weird coincidences...

On Feb. 8, 2014, at 4:05 PM (probably CST, my time), Michael Mayernich tweeted a Bitcoin related tibit: https://twitter.com/mmayernick/status/432273999121235968

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"Apple removed the world's most popular Bitcoin wallet due to an 'unresolved issue.'" http://readwrite.com/2014/02/06/apple-blockchain-last-bitcoin-wallet-ios-app-store-iphone#feed=/author/lauren-orsini&awesm=~ovjI0EP7Pk9uEc … by @laureninspace #bitcoin

The above was retweeted by Jen Cohen Crompton, below.

On Feb. 8, 2014, at 4:11 PM (6 minutes later, also prob. CST), Jen Cohen Crompton tweeted the following: https://twitter.com/JenCoCrompton/status/432275634401083392

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I'm at Giampino's Cucina Italiana (Havertown, PA) http://4sq.com/1cgASZu

Giampino’s Cucina Italiana located at 1254 West Chest Pike, commonly known as 1254 West Chester Pike, where a friend of the founder of AMT has an office on the 3rd floor, and is happy to discuss your Bitcoin mining needs.

I'll leave it up to the readers to figure out what rolls these two folks play in the Bitcoin community.
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February 28, 2014, 06:14:29 AM
I'll tell you what. Contact them and ask for a refund. If not I will trade you my spot at #1432 for your 1.2 order at #847

That way you don't get a miner you don't want and you have more time to secure a buyer, then if you don't find one by the end of march then you are stuck with the machine you don't want.

Does that qualify for a douche award too? 2nd place winner! Tongue

Ok, this thread is now the dysfunctional tough-love reality-check sorta-help thread for AMT... will that fit as the thread title?
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February 28, 2014, 06:11:34 AM
Would it be possible to just cancel my order and get a refund? That is what I want. If that is not possible, I will sell my spot to someone. Order #847.

P.S. - Sorry for posting a sap story. I was just unhappy with my situation and had no other way if expressing my feelings regarding it. I did not anticipate my posts being dissected and analyzed so thoroughly. I apologize.


I'll tell you what. Contact them and ask for a refund. If not I will trade you my spot at #1432 for your 1.2 order at #847

That way you don't get a miner you don't want and you have more time to secure a buyer, then if you don't find one by the end of march then you are stuck with the machine you don't want.
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February 28, 2014, 06:05:42 AM
Would it be possible to just cancel my order and get a refund? That is what I want. If that is not possible, I will sell my spot to someone. Order #847.

P.S. - Sorry for posting a sap story. I was just unhappy with my situation and had no other way if expressing my feelings regarding it. I did not anticipate my posts being dissected and analyzed so thoroughly. I apologize.

Didn't mean to be such a prick... but you asked for it... JK...

Don't apologize... tell me to fuck-off. Tongue (Makes others feel better. I don't mind being told that, I am not your fiance. I think I might even like it, in a twisted way. Don't lay down so fast!)

Seriously though, I don't doubt you ran into a blast of bad luck, even if induced. Stick it out, and focus on the more important things right now... Your personal finances, and fiance. The miner comes when it comes. It will not be a savior to your issues. Though it may eventually aid in the turning point of your luck.

Take a few days away from the forum, send a decent e-mail to Jim, or a phone-call. You are so close to your secondary objective, but you really need to focus on your first objective. Even a return would actually set you back, more than help you, at this point. (Long-term)

Try selling the 80GHs model you have in your possession. That will be possible to sell now, and impossible to sell later. Also, it will not give you nearly as much reward as the 1.2THs model (1.5THs for us, I believe.) That one you can sell later too, for a lot more, once it is in your hands. By the time you get a break-even return-check for your purchase, the miner would just have been arriving, and then you could have gotten almost 2x more selling it directly to an impatient miner. (Potentially, results may vary.)

Since you felt the need to apologize (though you should not have), then I will too... Sorry for being me. xD

Group hug! JK... Don't touch me!

P.S. That post back there was about two lines away from being a Nigerian-letter... All you needed to add was something about being a prince, and wanting a western-union transfer, and our bank-account numbers. Tongue

P.P.S. Like all those additional hot-google-search-words I threw into the mix... lol
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February 28, 2014, 05:49:29 AM
Would it be possible to just cancel my order and get a refund? That is what I want. If that is not possible, I will sell my spot to someone. Order #847.

P.S. - Sorry for posting a sap story. I was just unhappy with my situation and had no other way if expressing my feelings regarding it. I did not anticipate my posts being dissected and analyzed so thoroughly. I apologize.

Don't apologize, just suck it up. Did you just find out about the internet today? It's a savage digital jungle out here.
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