If Nullius is Lauda, and Lauda is ThePharmacist, and OgNasty is Quickseller, and Quickseller is TomatoCage, am I still me? Who's writing this comment?
Quickseller, obviously. There isn't even a Lauda, QS just gets bored and starts drama with themself from time to time; it's what we call split personality with delusions of grandeur. QS is about 80% of the forum. Quickseller is Lauda, OGNasty, ThePharmacist, TomatoCage, Nullius and almost everyone else involved in this thread. All the conspiracies have made it seem that Quickseller is also involved in blackmailing, creating or controlling 50%+ of DT and about 20% of all signature campaign participants.
I've just accepted that this is Quickseller's forum and the rest of us are just pretending; there is only Quickseller and about a dozen other users in total.
DT Member: MoreBloodWine was hacked recently, almost had that alluring 55% of DT under your belt, if it weren't for those meddling kids, eh QS?
I love a good boogieman story.
I realize sarcasm doesn't travel well on the internet, but the forum is way more hilarious if you just assume all of the drama is just Quickseller having an internal struggle externalized through all of these users.
