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Topic: Religion is like a Penis (Read 3088 times)

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December 08, 2017, 01:15:09 PM
#89
Well, there is penis and penis, so I would be more specific. On the other side, there is religion and religion.
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November 26, 2017, 03:30:40 AM
#88


What a amazing way to describe the religion , we all have different religion because of it we fight by misunderstanding and different culture.

Obviously laughing ha ha ha.
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November 23, 2017, 03:40:14 AM
#87
I don't have a religion, it means i don't have a penis? Cheesy
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November 22, 2017, 08:52:04 PM
#86
For some people religion is actually more like a vagina, for different reasons, one of which is femminism.
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November 22, 2017, 06:56:49 AM
#85
The analogy is even older. The penis is a symbol of fertility and is still worshiped in some countries, recently I read about Japan.  Roll Eyes
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November 10, 2017, 06:00:39 PM
#84
In fact there are a lot of people who manifest a real devotion towards the penis, with a feeling that I would call clearly religious.
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November 10, 2017, 12:39:49 PM
#83
That's sad... and recent

The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible

Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...

Here is the similarity between Islam and Christianity. What the ISIS is doing in Syria and Iraq, the same thing the Christians are doing in Northeast India. Both these religions are more like organized cartels, doing any sort of things to gain the maximum number of followers.

All people do good and bad. All people make mistakes. Here us where you are wrong.

In the Christian writings that are the foundation for Christianity - The New Testament - there is essentially no directive for the Christian to do violence. Christians that forward violence in the name of Christianity are very weak Christians in the least. Why? Because they are not doing what their religious writings tell them to do.

It is different with Islam. The Koran tells Muslims to do violence. See http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx. ISIS is a group of the best Muslims around. Why? Because they are following Islam the way that it is written. This might not be the way that weak Muslims (Shiites and Sunnis) like. But it is the way that is written.




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November 10, 2017, 11:21:17 AM
#82
If George Carlin had been a realist, he might have been aimed for Heaven. As it is, he aimed himself the other direction.

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November 10, 2017, 11:17:24 AM
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November 10, 2017, 11:08:19 AM
#80
If you rearrange the words "religion" and "faith" you can make the word "microwave". Don't question it or test it, just blindly accept it.

But he loves you Grin




People don't accept the penis without playing with it a lot first. In the same way, play with religion so that you can find out what it is really all about in your life.

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November 10, 2017, 11:05:39 AM
#79
If you rearrange the words "religion" and "faith" you can make the word "microwave". Don't question it or test it, just blindly accept it.

But he loves you Grin


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November 10, 2017, 11:04:58 AM
#78
Yes, it is true. Religion is like a penis.

If penises didn't exist, there wouldn't be any people. Neither would there be any people if religion didn't exist.

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November 10, 2017, 10:59:59 AM
#77
lol..... this is the best thread i have red for today. in a way it is true. no need to say about your religion to others. it is in ur heart.

I think religion is every thing for us, without religion we are nothing. In the world people are divided only due to their faith. A building can't built by itself, like that a car also can't be driven by itself so then how the system of the world can be run by itself. More ever it depends on your religion and it thoughts. I am not point outing any religion or saying some other words about any religion. I respect all the religion because my religion teaches me this and yes I am proud to be a Muslim. 
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November 10, 2017, 10:31:49 AM
#76


The fact that they use it to excuse the child abuse (see recent Roy Moore defenses) is why the first two statements are false. Willful ignorance is no longer something that we as a society should tolerate. It is constantly used to excuse despicable things and the only "benefit" that people can cite is that religion makes people feel better. You know what else made children feel better? Security blankets, but we tell them to grow the fuck up and mock any adult that would dare to bring a security blanket to work, why don't we do the same with these dangerous fairytales?
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November 10, 2017, 09:57:55 AM
#75
Well religion is established to comfort people because of the suffering that they encountered in life. It provide stability in the community. Religion is an institution that guides people in the right path by believing in their "God"
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November 10, 2017, 09:43:16 AM
#74
The author of the topic is just a sick bastard. So only a sick person can offend the feelings of believers. Have you thought about how unpleasant it is for believing people?
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November 10, 2017, 09:26:43 AM
#73

This analogy makes perfect sense. Although we all have different religions, we must never force ones religion in other people. Each individual has their own rational understanding on whether where and what they want to believe in. Every human being can think for themselves and not rely on what others want them to think. Let us wake up in the midst of our own beliefs.
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November 10, 2017, 12:51:02 AM
#72
I don't get it, how to translate these, what the point can translated to a Penis?
Religion is what we believe to became good person, which is can share, care, love each others.
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November 09, 2017, 04:58:45 PM
#71
British scientists: When you attach two Venn diagrams to something it probably will look like male genetals
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November 09, 2017, 04:48:30 PM
#70
what the heck! hahahaha. what makes you think to compare pennis as religion

Don't take it in a literal sense and i agree there are people who don't want to hear about religious stuff cause i observe there are religious affiliated groups who are loud like speaking the word of god through a loud microphones and speakers.
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