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Penis is a big problem for men. Also religion is very big problem for men and women. As you said they are connected with eachother. For women there are not many problems like mens have like penis and religion. 
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Penis is a big problem for men. Also religion is very big problem for men and women. As you said they are connected with eachother. For women there are not many problems like mens have like penis and religion. 
Hahahha oh wow that is a hilarious picture and in fact it is quite accurate too. It is cool if you believe and all just dont ram that stuff down my throat I appreciate it. Never heard a truer story than this 
A penis has a sad life..... his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him.
what the heck! hahahaha. what makes you think to compare pennis as religion
religion is individual ☝️
Oh this topic made my day. Lol.
Absolutely agree)))
lol..... this is the best thread i have red for today. in a way it is true. no need to say about your religion to others. it is in ur heart.
And, there we have it. All the responses here pretty much shows how divisive religion is. Just look at Vishnu.Reang's story. People insist that religion joins together mankind, forgetting that would only be possible with only one religion in charge, with only The One True Faith remaining. They forget how religion drives a wedge between people that otherwise would have no differences.
Without religion, people might be working together to build houses and farms instead of building weapons to kill each other...
Not that I'm the first to say this... I prefer the words of my man John Lennon:
Quote
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace
I hope someday you will join us and the world will live as one
I'm a bit more pessimistic. I believe humans would still find a lot of things to go to war about like ideologies and ethnicity. Still, those are things that you can have a discussion about. Is it true that so and so ideology will be better for mankind? Is this race/ethnicity or that really better humans?
The first can be resolved with data, the latter can be with stuff like DNA testing, etc. With religious differences though, once someone shout out "COZ MAH GAHD SAID SO!" that's the end of the conversation. You cannot argue with that.
Without religion, people might be working together to build houses and farms instead of building weapons to kill each other...
Have to agree with you there. Most of the conflicts around the world right now are being fueled by religion. Even look at the past conflicts like the one in the former Yugoslavia. People belonging to the same ethnic and racial group were killing each other on the basis of religion.
As it has been for an extremely long time ever since all the various crusades around the world and as it probably always will be as long as the cancer that is religion exists. It's sad really, but there's not much to be done until we can completely separate ourselves from it. That probably won't happen for a couple of centuries though.
Without religion, people might be working together to build houses and farms instead of building weapons to kill each other...
Have to agree with you there. Most of the conflicts around the world right now are being fueled by religion. Even look at the past conflicts like the one in the former Yugoslavia. People belonging to the same ethnic and racial group were killing each other on the basis of religion.
This definitely made my day, lolz. And relax people, no need to get offended by a picture on a forum. To each their own but please let us have fun with and about each other. Keeps the wheels turning.
I guess somehow this is true, you can have your own religion it's part of your right as a free citizen. But don't shove
it into other people's face that your religion is better or righteous, don't just start talking about your religion
in public because most of them won't even care. They have their own choice too, same as you. So, if you have a religion,
just share it to those who are interested, don't insist that other people should have the same religion as you.
it into other people's face that your religion is better or righteous, don't just start talking about your religion
in public because most of them won't even care. They have their own choice too, same as you. So, if you have a religion,
just share it to those who are interested, don't insist that other people should have the same religion as you.
That's ^^^ an interesting religion you are forcing into the faces of others.
In a forum like this one, you CAN'T force religion onto anybody. At worst, you might show it to them once or twice. Then they can hit the ignore button.
If you express your religion so simply, yet so well, that people are drawn to it, yet are convicted by it, it's their own stupid fault if they feel like you are forcing it down their throats/into their faces. If they don't want to get convicted, go somewhere else. Otherwise it is they themselves convicting themselves.
If ISIS captures you and says, "Become a Muslim or die," accept their religion or not. Your choice. If you believe what you claim to believe, stand up for it by dying. Otherwise, let them force their religion into your face or down your throat.
Conversion to Christianity is only the beginning. If they took time off to study the New Testament for 10 years, they would find that the only conquering we Christians do is through preaching. This does not mean that we won't fight for self-protection when necessary.
There is a famous quote by the famous Hindu preacher Swami Vivekananda. It goes like this: "And then every man going out of the Hindu pale is not only a man less, but an enemy more". He made this quote more than 100 years ago. But Hindus like me are realizing it's importance only now. The two Semitic religions (Islam and Christianity) has exploited the tolerant nature of Hinduism to convert hundreds of millions of poor people.
And, there we have it. All the responses here pretty much shows how divisive religion is. Just look at Vishnu.Reang's story. People insist that religion joins together mankind, forgetting that would only be possible with only one religion in charge, with only The One True Faith remaining. They forget how religion drives a wedge between people that otherwise would have no differences.
I guess somehow this is true, you can have your own religion it's part of your right as a free citizen. But don't shove
it into other people's face that your religion is better or righteous, don't just start talking about your religion
in public because most of them won't even care. They have their own choice too, same as you. So, if you have a religion,
just share it to those who are interested, don't insist that other people should have the same religion as you.
Conversion to Christianity is only the beginning. If they took time off to study the New Testament for 10 years, they would find that the only conquering we Christians do is through preaching. This does not mean that we won't fight for self-protection when necessary.
There is a famous quote by the famous Hindu preacher Swami Vivekananda. It goes like this: "And then every man going out of the Hindu pale is not only a man less, but an enemy more". He made this quote more than 100 years ago. But Hindus like me are realizing it's importance only now. The two Semitic religions (Islam and Christianity) has exploited the tolerant nature of Hinduism to convert hundreds of millions of poor people.
And, there we have it. All the responses here pretty much shows how divisive religion is. Just look at Vishnu.Reang's story. People insist that religion joins together mankind, forgetting that would only be possible with only one religion in charge, with only The One True Faith remaining. They forget how religion drives a wedge between people that otherwise would have no differences.
Without religion, people might be working together to build houses and farms instead of building weapons to kill each other...
Not that I'm the first to say this... I prefer the words of my man John Lennon:
Quote
Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people living for today
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people living life in peace
I hope someday you will join us and the world will live as one
Conversion to Christianity is only the beginning. If they took time off to study the New Testament for 10 years, they would find that the only conquering we Christians do is through preaching. This does not mean that we won't fight for self-protection when necessary.
There is a famous quote by the famous Hindu preacher Swami Vivekananda. It goes like this: "And then every man going out of the Hindu pale is not only a man less, but an enemy more". He made this quote more than 100 years ago. But Hindus like me are realizing it's importance only now. The two Semitic religions (Islam and Christianity) has exploited the tolerant nature of Hinduism to convert hundreds of millions of poor people.
And, there we have it. All the responses here pretty much shows how divisive religion is. Just look at Vishnu.Reang's story. People insist that religion joins together mankind, forgetting that would only be possible with only one religion in charge, with only The One True Faith remaining. They forget how religion drives a wedge between people that otherwise would have no differences.
Conversion to Christianity is only the beginning. If they took time off to study the New Testament for 10 years, they would find that the only conquering we Christians do is through preaching. This does not mean that we won't fight for self-protection when necessary.
There is a famous quote by the famous Hindu preacher Swami Vivekananda. It goes like this: "And then every man going out of the Hindu pale is not only a man less, but an enemy more". He made this quote more than 100 years ago. But Hindus like me are realizing it's importance only now. The two Semitic religions (Islam and Christianity) has exploited the tolerant nature of Hinduism to convert hundreds of millions of poor people.
That's sad... and recent
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
It started in the bible with the Jews leaving Egypt and finding the "promised land" aka "the land of milk and honey" (because there were cow and bee farmers there)
Well, the Israelites killed the people and took the land of milk and honey for themselves... then did the same to hundreds of more villages in the bible... and then the crusades, and dark ages, and inquisition, and witch hunts, and slavery, etc, etc, etc... and they never really stopped it seems
I wouldn't be surprised if India was "the land of milk and honey" from the bible... there have been cows in India for 3000+ years, right?
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
It started in the bible with the Jews leaving Egypt and finding the "promised land" aka "the land of milk and honey" (because there were cow and bee farmers there)
Well, the Israelites killed the people and took the land of milk and honey for themselves... then did the same to hundreds of more villages in the bible... and then the crusades, and dark ages, and inquisition, and witch hunts, and slavery, etc, etc, etc... and they never really stopped it seems
I wouldn't be surprised if India was "the land of milk and honey" from the bible... there have been cows in India for 3000+ years, right?
Those Christians who attacked my tribe were also recently converted (may be a 50-60 years back). Before that, they were also Hindus, followers of a religion which is more than 5,000 years old. Once they converted to Christianity, those who still followed their original religion became their enemies.
Conversion to Christianity is only the beginning. If they took time off to study the New Testament for 10 years, they would find that the only conquering we Christians do is through preaching. This does not mean that we won't fight for self-protection when necessary.
That's sad... and recent
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
It started in the bible with the Jews leaving Egypt and finding the "promised land" aka "the land of milk and honey" (because there were cow and bee farmers there)
Well, the Israelites killed the people and took the land of milk and honey for themselves... then did the same to hundreds of more villages in the bible... and then the crusades, and dark ages, and inquisition, and witch hunts, and slavery, etc, etc, etc... and they never really stopped it seems
I wouldn't be surprised if India was "the land of milk and honey" from the bible... there have been cows in India for 3000+ years, right?
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
It started in the bible with the Jews leaving Egypt and finding the "promised land" aka "the land of milk and honey" (because there were cow and bee farmers there)
Well, the Israelites killed the people and took the land of milk and honey for themselves... then did the same to hundreds of more villages in the bible... and then the crusades, and dark ages, and inquisition, and witch hunts, and slavery, etc, etc, etc... and they never really stopped it seems
I wouldn't be surprised if India was "the land of milk and honey" from the bible... there have been cows in India for 3000+ years, right?
Those Christians who attacked my tribe were also recently converted (may be a 50-60 years back). Before that, they were also Hindus, followers of a religion which is more than 5,000 years old. Once they converted to Christianity, those who still followed their original religion became their enemies.
When I saw the title of the thread, I almost knew immediately what it'll be. I find it to be one of the most memorable quotes online, along with "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.".
It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.
It's like an atomic mushroom. Looks nice from far away Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.
It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.
I like that penis comparison. So true... I with my parents weren't religious freaks, always getting angry at me for not going to church.
Wow, that's a nice one!
True, it's only amusing if you are not in the blast radius. But even then, fallout could still reach you. That's how powerful an effect it can have.
Completely agree with the OP. Nowaday.s, there is a lot of religious fanaticism around the world. Brainwashing is everywhere and the two major religions (Christianity and Islam) are fighting among themselves to convert the maximum number of people. There is religious intolerance everywhere.
yes, I agreed with you mate, and to some other religions it is insulting for them if they read this title There are lots of religion beliefs brainwashing the mind of individuals just for the sake to convince them to be part of their church. Which is very deceiving actually.
That's how religion thrive anyway. You pass it along your kids while they are still young that they wouldn't be able to think of life without it and everything they have built upon it - family, community, all the time and money...
That's sad... and recent
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
The Judeo-Christian religions are the worst when it comes to attacking other people... it happens hundreds of times in the bible
Jews, Christians, Muslims (the Judeo-Christian / Abrahamic religions) are very barbaric and warlike...
Here is the similarity between Islam and Christianity. What the ISIS is doing in Syria and Iraq, the same thing the Christians are doing in Northeast India. Both these religions are more like organized cartels, doing any sort of things to gain the maximum number of followers.
All people do good and bad. All people make mistakes. Here us where you are wrong.
In the Christian writings that are the foundation for Christianity - The New Testament - there is essentially no directive for the Christian to do violence. Christians that forward violence in the name of Christianity are very weak Christians in the least. Why? Because they are not doing what their religious writings tell them to do.
It is different with Islam. The Koran tells Muslims to do violence. See http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/pages/quran/violence.aspx. ISIS is a group of the best Muslims around. Why? Because they are following Islam the way that it is written. This might not be the way that weak Muslims (Shiites and Sunnis) like. But it is the way that is written.
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