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Topic: Religion is like a Penis - page 5. (Read 3091 times)

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July 07, 2017, 03:36:23 AM
#10


Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

LOL

Priests are famous for shoving both penis and religion down children's throats (hence the double entendre, making the meme funny)

Not really funny... the numbers make me sick!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Settlements_and_bankruptcies_in_Catholic_sex_abuse_cases

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Settlements and bankruptcies in Catholic sex abuse cases have affected several American dioceses, whose compensation payments have totaled in the billions of dollars.

You heard that right... the catholic church spent BILLIONS of dollars defending over 1800 child molesting priests (1994-2009)
That's so disgusting...
People/sponsors boycotted Bill O'Reilly for spending only(?) $13 million defending sexual assault claims
I don't understand how anyone could be catholic anymore
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July 07, 2017, 03:31:43 AM
#9

Grin what a way to describe religion! There is a point there though. Just like everyone to their own opinion, that is how religion should be. You don't have to force your religion down someone''s throat just because you think your religion is the only perfect one. Everyone is apparently thinking the same way, so like the OP said, keep your penis in your pants
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July 07, 2017, 03:03:26 AM
#8


Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.

Ha ha ha ha
 
really?

Religion only creates pain and suffering for all the people of the world

Just watch the news

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/mosul-latest-news-isis-old-city-enclave-north-iraq-forces-coalition-civilians-fighters-militants-a7827331.html


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/vatican-police-break-up-gay-10743972
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July 07, 2017, 01:21:56 AM
#7


Okay if you do not have one, that's your business.
Okay if you're proud of it, that's your business.
But please do not have to spread hatred.
We take care of ourselves. And do good to everyone.
legendary
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July 06, 2017, 10:12:20 PM
#6
Despite from true, it's the best and non-hate post among others. I wonder how would you do this post but using pussy as example.

YES, religion is a cunt.

But at the same time, religion is a dick.
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July 06, 2017, 05:42:17 PM
#5
Despite from true, it's the best and non-hate post among others. I wonder how would you do this post but using pussy as example.
legendary
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July 06, 2017, 02:49:42 PM
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When I saw the title of the thread, I almost knew immediately what it'll be. I find it to be one of the most memorable quotes online, along with "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.".  Grin

Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.

It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.
It's like an atomic mushroom. Looks nice from far away Wink

I like that penis comparison. So true... I with my parents weren't religious freaks, always getting angry at me for not going to church.
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July 06, 2017, 02:26:56 PM
#3
When I saw the title of the thread, I almost knew immediately what it'll be. I find it to be one of the most memorable quotes online, along with "Software is like sex: It's better when it's free.".  Grin

Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.

It's like a hallucinogenic mushroom - people can't get enough of it. They keep shoving it down their throats.
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July 06, 2017, 01:33:50 PM
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Religion is like a penis: hard, scary, mushroom-like and fantastical, soft, weird, always coming for people, and in some cases long.
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July 06, 2017, 01:32:36 PM
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ROFL...

You have made my day....Thanks.
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July 06, 2017, 01:30:54 PM
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