Its finally back woohoo!!!!
made you look
made you look
Ty sir.
Oh, the clowning. O the false hopes arisen. Here's another false hope: seals will nominate me shittiest player of the month and will award me with 10 chips.
I await your scorn.
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January 23, 2014, 11:09:43 PM
Ty sir.
Oh, the clowning. O the false hopes arisen. Here's another false hope: seals will nominate me shittiest player of the month and will award me with 10 chips.
I await your scorn.
January 23, 2014, 10:45:43 PM
Its finally back woohoo!!!!
made you look
made you look
Ty sir.
January 23, 2014, 10:06:59 PM
Its finally back woohoo!!!!
made you look
made you look
troll
Bwahahahaha. I want to play as well but I felt we needed some clowning in here.
January 23, 2014, 09:58:35 PM
Its finally back woohoo!!!!
made you look
made you look
troll
January 23, 2014, 09:53:33 PM
Its finally back woohoo!!!!
made you look
made you look
January 23, 2014, 09:44:02 PM
Look this shit happens. It sucks. Just think of it as your wife or girlfriend made you stay home and do housework for the last two days.
On another note I think a solid free roll or maybe a couple 1 chip buy in with 500 chips guaranteed tourny's would be solid.
On another note I think a solid free roll or maybe a couple 1 chip buy in with 500 chips guaranteed tourny's would be solid.
Nice thought but that would crash the site. I hear the new software is coming out next week.
January 23, 2014, 09:22:40 PM
Yay!
January 23, 2014, 09:19:49 PM
Look this shit happens. It sucks. Just think of it as your wife or girlfriend made you stay home and do housework for the last two days.
On another note I think a solid free roll or maybe a couple 1 chip buy in with 500 chips guaranteed tourny's would be solid.
On another note I think a solid free roll or maybe a couple 1 chip buy in with 500 chips guaranteed tourny's would be solid.
January 23, 2014, 09:16:39 PM
Look man, this has officially been too long.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
Don't you sleep? I feel like I've been reading your crying since yesterday.
No one here is crying except you.
Have a sense of humor.
January 23, 2014, 09:08:53 PM
Look man, this has officially been too long.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
Don't you sleep? I feel like I've been reading your crying since yesterday.
January 23, 2014, 09:07:58 PM
Look man, this has officially been too long.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
I demand the DDoS to stop.
January 23, 2014, 08:22:18 PM
Micon pimp its good not your fault
January 23, 2014, 07:42:49 PM
January 23, 2014, 07:25:43 PM
Please just process my withdrawals
January 23, 2014, 07:14:17 PM
Update: Without giving away the golden goose in terms of security, let me say that ST6 is currently pouring science all over the problem. Science, and money. We'll see if it is fixed soon.
I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost.
It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works. If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too.
glglglglgl
Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs.
I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost.
It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works. If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too.
glglglglgl
Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs.
video explanation?!
January 23, 2014, 07:12:57 PM
Update: Without giving away the golden goose in terms of security, let me say that ST6 is currently pouring science all over the problem. Science, and money. We'll see if it is fixed soon.
I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost.
It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works. If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too.
glglglglgl
Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs.
I'm giving a 5 hour "Hope To Be Back" ETA, or a HTBB ETA, should be +/- 3 confidence levels higher than the "BGETA" or best-guess ETAs of yesterpost.
It is important to understand ST6 is trying something and we are sort of really hoping that it works. If it does work, this should kill many other possible future attacks too.
glglglglgl
Science be with ST6 and SealsWithClubs.
January 23, 2014, 06:40:25 PM
eta please
Recent developments.
I want to be very cautious to say this is not a Micon-approved guarantee, but more of a "possible gambling timeline" of 2 hours. That's a PGT, and it's the first time I've ever issued one to my recollection. Better "safe" ETA would be 8 hours. I doubt this thing will beat us down a 2nd full day, but you never really know in this game.
I wish ST6 the best. GLGLGLGLGLGL
tyvm to our loyal players who always stick behind us in times like this. It really motivates the team, as the asshole haters are always louder.
#WindowLove
#DrHuh
I rooting for the seals. fellow online poker here. when you meantion paradise poker it remined me as a young know it all making money with poker.
1st:planetpoker
2:paradise poker
3:party poker
4:pokerstars:
5:ultimatebet
6:fulltiltpoker:
7:seals
i'll email you about the affiliate stuff. just back from taking a week off. no internet. was burnt out. now im back. ask ytcracker if he remembers me. back in 2002-2005 adult sites. i went by pornstar2pac and masterp74
January 23, 2014, 05:09:27 PM
They just can't stand SWC being the best damn poker site in the world.
p.s. I'm going to buy an e-cig so I can celebrate when the site is back online.
p.s. I'm going to buy an e-cig so I can celebrate when the site is back online.
January 23, 2014, 04:51:35 PM
Anyone who has gambled online over the last decade, has no doubt seen these attacks on much bigger websites (for me, it was a few sportsbooks...on Sundays...hours before the games started)
Rarely did they ever even say what was going on. Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime". Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA". Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.
Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan. Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.
Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chock it up to what all the others were. Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.
Rarely did they ever even say what was going on. Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime". Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA". Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.
Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan. Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.
Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chock it up to what all the others were. Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.
He is already out of country, the background in the videos is confirmed faked. (green screen)
January 23, 2014, 04:50:29 PM
Anyone who has gambled online over the last decade, has no doubt seen these attacks on much bigger websites (for me, it was a few sportsbooks...on Sundays...hours before the games started)
Rarely did they ever even say what was going on. Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime" if you were lucky enough to get any sort of contact.
Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA". Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.
Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan. Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.
Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chalk it up to what all the others were. Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.
Rarely did they ever even say what was going on. Sometimes it was the "we're doing maintenance" (right before kickoff) - or "unscheduled downtime" if you were lucky enough to get any sort of contact.
Customer service emails were either bounced back, ignored, or sent a template "Currently we have no ETA". Rarely did they ever admit they were actually under attack.
Micon is posting in forums, uploading those goofball videos, and not hiding when the sh-- has temporarily hit the fan. Novel concept - actually be accessible during bad times too.
Until I see any proof that this is because the site allegedly stole chips, I'll chalk it up to what all the others were. Extortion attempts, or sabotage from competitors.
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