Topic: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts - page 142. (Read 1404011 times)

I think Seal Team 6's chopper went down. Time to send the RDF........I ain't goin, all your gonna find there is crispy critter city.

A player bilpo claimed had account locked due to cheating and went on poker fraud alert as well as 2 plus 2 claiming account unfairly locked. He started his own poker site probably touting it in seals thread. He admitted he and 3  roomates played in big btc.

I really agree with the 100 dollar platform that is briggs and Mavens mentioned by dark. The site becomes laggy when there are too many users a trademark of the software and a problem never fixed. I realize programmers have built up the site unimagined by briggs but definitely feel more then a little uncomfortable playing for real money on such an unstable platform. Hopefully the new software that has been touted will be coming out really soon.

WTF is with ClownFlare anyway.  It is the McDonald's of DDoS mitigation.  You need people in-house that handle this shit, because these morons are useless.  I think their mitigation strategies basically amount to smoking dope and jerking off until the DDoS guy gets bored, then presenting you with a bill and claiming they solved it.

Why are you still using these retards?

Also, who exactly is Seal Team 6 at this point?  Why are they using the shittiest, most incompetent DDoS mitigation in the universe?  It's pretty obvious ClownFlare isn't doing its job.  I sure don't see a "Seal Team 6" logo when I try to access SwC, I see this shit:  



And in case you think I'm just senselessly bitching from the trollish, bitchy tone of this post, I cite Professor Wikipedia.


As Wiki cites go, that's pretty lame.  But ClownFlare is notoriously incompetent.  Why the FUCK would anyone use these idiots for anything with money involved, especially other people's money?  I suppose it's good enough if your problem is some edgy 12 year old is attacking your Garry's Mod server or some shit, but for anything real?

Hell, I don't know why I bother.  I'm griping about a site that uses some $100 shitware poker server from Briggs that was basically designed for play money poker.  Why should I expect better?

Do you even lift?

Micon pimp its killing me long ass downtime

I know it's not always feasible, but knowing that this happens occasionally, I'd suggest not putting all of your bitcoins in one basket if you sometimes require immediate access. I know that's little consolation at the moment.

As everyone else has said, they'll be back.

I just tried SWC's website to see if it was working.  I ended up on a page that included the following:

What happened?
There is an unknown connection issue between CloudFlare and the origin web server. As a result, the web page can not be displayed.


Many months ago Seals said they left CloudFlare because they couldn't protect them from DDOS attacks.  So why are they still using them or have gone back to them?  Many people say CF is useless.

Micon pimp help your fellow seals stop these assholes I wanna play poker pimp

So.... apparently theres all these unanswered emails and chip stealing going on.  Anyone have proof? Please post here.
Screenies of emails?

IMO we have some bullshit fake emails because they would have surfaced by now.... right?

- BitByBit -

bilpo? he cried  on several forums

Fuck these pricks

I believe in seals!

They will (probably!, I hope!) beat these dicks.

Chairman, when are you gonna make me an official mascot?

Apparently these guys on Twitter are behind it:

https://twitter.com/cryptotipz

Bad beat maybe or rigtards.

What's the motivation for the DDoS attack? Somebody is pissed about something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk4SZTf0k6A&feature=youtube_gdata

Funny ass video but can you explain why you have a mom and pop TV in the background?

Surely this poker site makes you enough change for that. 

I swear to fucking god DDoSers are pathetic pieces of shit scum who seriously deserve to get ass fucked by the group anonymous who does not forgive or forget.

God fucking damn it I just want to play some poker!!

I'm sure they are watching this board.

FUCK YOU.

On a side note I have GDMP and need BTC.

Micon your a pimp shit happens cant wait to play but understand the circumstances good luck again pimp

Why would anyone DDoS this site? Now I have literally nothing to do tonight and it is the only free time I get.  

Sad to hear what happen to SWC, was having fun...

Can you please fix the slow loading? I'm so lonely without SWC.. 

Infact it won't load at all.