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Topic: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts - page 192. (Read 1404025 times)

legendary
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Strength in numbers
We've released v0.2.15 which has a setting for d/c detection and auto-reconnect and a few other features.

Mac and Ubuntu clients are coming very soon.

https://sealswithclubs.eu/pc-client/
newbie
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looking to sell my account, because I want to quit playing poker Wink

Ignoring the fact that account selling feels silly to me, it seems like what your account name is would be pertinent information...

I mean, tennis... (not saying it's you but you understand my point, even if it is you, winker)
newbie
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looking to sell my account, because I want to quit playing poker Wink

have currently around 44000 krill, which means access to all the freerolls except the big 10 BTC freeroll every month.
But if you generate another 4500 krill (goes really fast you also have access to the big freeroll)

And with just one or two cashes in the big freeroll (which really has a small player pool) you
are already ahead.

additionally you´re already eligible for 11 % rakeback already, which increases to 19 % if
you hit the 50000 krill mark.

Will be selling for exactly 1 BTC.

thank you in advance for your interest Wink
legendary
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FFF-ETRSRFS1E!S
FFF-F12RTFAEART
FFF-!SATS21RFAT

I signed up as Dabs, how do I use that? (Or did someone else take it already?)

After you type the code in on your user page, you log in to the client and should be automagically registered for the tournament, which will go off whenever the last space fills.
legendary
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The Concierge of Crypto
FFF-ETRSRFS1E!S
FFF-F12RTFAEART
FFF-!SATS21RFAT

I signed up as Dabs, how do I use that? (Or did someone else take it already?)
legendary
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FPV Drone Pilot
Oh, I agree. That "Sanity Check" is important. I forgot to do one recently, thinking it was just 0.33 BTC and boom, I sent coins to the wrong address. It has been corrected though.

This means, however, that whoever controls the wallet is doing it, is awake. Does he get enough sleep? Or are there more than one person who has the site wallet?

JD operates the same way, dooglus himself does the withdrawals, so ...

I think what happens is you put them in a queue, they are lined up, then you do it in batches every 12 hours or less.

The only thing better is someone who doesn't sleep. But then he might go insane and fail the "Sanity Check".

I'm sure you can understand we can't reveal too much about our process, but I feel certain points i.e. human-checked cashouts are important to explain to our players and to discourage prospective scammers (most will try anyway so we have to do this)

Here is a bit of free equity to anyone that wants to fire off an FFF:

FFF-ETRSRFS1E!S
FFF-F12RTFAEART
FFF-!SATS21RFAT
legendary
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The Concierge of Crypto
Oh, I agree. That "Sanity Check" is important. I forgot to do one recently, thinking it was just 0.33 BTC and boom, I sent coins to the wrong address. It has been corrected though.

This means, however, that whoever controls the wallet is doing it, is awake. Does he get enough sleep? Or are there more than one person who has the site wallet?

JD operates the same way, dooglus himself does the withdrawals, so ...

I think what happens is you put them in a queue, they are lined up, then you do it in batches every 12 hours or less.

The only thing better is someone who doesn't sleep. But then he might go insane and fail the "Sanity Check".
legendary
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FPV Drone Pilot
first time playing on seals today, have to say its pretty fun will play again.

fantastic.  We have daily shenanigans.  Please join us!

This is the most hillarious bitcoin gambling website I've seen. The Asher Roth song took the cake for me.

love SrslySirius so much --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GjyJnCw9N8

Although it's within industry, why do payouts take 12 hours? 

I'm guessing this is because all withdrawals are done manually. The best security is using a cold wallet. It would be nice to have a hot wallet though, for smaller withdrawals.

Manual withdraws ATM, with a "Sanity Check" performed before firing.  IMO this policy has prevented frauds and has kept our players happy for ~2 yrs knowing it's always firing within 12 hrs, usually  sooner.
legendary
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The Concierge of Crypto
Although it's within industry, why do payouts take 12 hours? 

I'm guessing this is because all withdrawals are done manually. The best security is using a cold wallet. It would be nice to have a hot wallet though, for smaller withdrawals.
member
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first time playing on seals today, have to say its pretty fun will play again.
sr. member
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This is the most hillarious bitcoin gambling website I've seen. The Asher Roth song took the cake for me.
sr. member
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At this stage our system is so heavily modified it's unfair to think of it as any sort of a regular Poker Mavens installation.  Many moving parts, lots of ins, outs and whathaveyous.  The disconnect issue is a top priority at this stage.  

If you could only see the nerds chugging along behind the scenes.  SwC is working hard.  We are going to correct every issue and drop the nasty on you in a relatively short amount of time.   I think you can look at our past operating history and see that the entire team cares deeply about this project.  We are committed to taking SwC to the next level.

Personally it's highly unrealistic the current poker software would be able to withstand 50,000 active any given time. Really like the optimism though as clearly Seals With Clubs has a head start against similar bitcoin poker sites. Although it's within industry, why do payouts take 12 hours? 

best regards
legendary
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FPV Drone Pilot
A couple subtle hints for future reference:

> bots and colluders SUCK @ draw

> Pot-Limit [52-card, not that 32-card crap] draw, Stars and Tilt style,
is awesome 6-handed [and a good rake generator] cash game

> Same with NL KC lowball [duece-seven single draw]

> Badugi [6 OR 8 handed] iz awesome for tourneys!

> Did I mention that
     bots and colluders SUCK @ draw?

oh yeah, sry Embarrassed

sincerely,
$pike


Agree in general, can't wait for draw games.  Q1 2014 best guess.


Is that damn Mac or Linux client anywhere near in the works yet?  I've basically quit playing because the constant disconnects on the web client make it a total waste of time to play.

Shouldn't the web client be more "connected" than a desktop client? If SwC uses Poker Mavens, they will upgrade the flash client to HTML5 soon.

At this stage our system is so heavily modified it's unfair to think of it as any sort of a regular Poker Mavens installation.  Many moving parts, lots of ins, outs and whathaveyous.  The disconnect issue is a top priority at this stage. 

If you could only see the nerds chugging along behind the scenes.  SwC is working hard.  We are going to correct every issue and drop the nasty on you in a relatively short amount of time.   I think you can look at our past operating history and see that the entire team cares deeply about this project.  We are committed to taking SwC to the next level.
legendary
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Merit: 1912
The Concierge of Crypto
Is that damn Mac or Linux client anywhere near in the works yet?  I've basically quit playing because the constant disconnects on the web client make it a total waste of time to play.

Shouldn't the web client be more "connected" than a desktop client? If SwC uses Poker Mavens, they will upgrade the flash client to HTML5 soon.
sr. member
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A couple subtle hints for future reference:

> bots and colluders SUCK @ draw

> Pot-Limit [52-card, not that 32-card crap] draw, Stars and Tilt style,
is awesome 6-handed [and a good rake generator] cash game

> Same with NL KC lowball [duece-seven single draw]

> Badugi [6 OR 8 handed] iz awesome for tourneys!

> Did I mention that
     bots and colluders SUCK @ draw?

oh yeah, sry Embarrassed

sincerely,
$pike
legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1005
Is that damn Mac or Linux client anywhere near in the works yet?  I've basically quit playing because the constant disconnects on the web client make it a total waste of time to play.
legendary
Activity: 1232
Merit: 1014
FPV Drone Pilot
Once Again!

I am heads up at the bottom end of a tournament and the fucking god damn software disconnects.

Rest of the internet working fine.

By the time I can get back in, a third of my chips are gone.



I get them too occasionally on SwC. 

After speaking with ST6, these issues are known and we are working on them.   IMO using the "no disconnect" client seems to help, and I can sort of feel it re-connect sometimes after ~5 seconds or so. 

IMO it happens to me ~3x per week, which is clearly unacceptable but also IMO the site is so soft ATM it's still insanely +EV even with the disco issue.

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sr. member
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Once Again!

I am heads up at the bottom end of a tournament and the fucking god damn software disconnects.

Rest of the internet working fine.

By the time I can get back in, a third of my chips are gone.

legendary
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2) "jazzing up" hands would take an even more monumental effort than "running the largest bitcoin poker site."   The theory about "poker is rigged" can be attributed to the human brain not quite grasping large-scale independent probabilities.

Totally not a rigtard here, but I'd like to see a fair PLO being spread so I could play it.  I just don't play that game with nicks I don't recognize, and I usually don't.  Not sure how to deal with the collusion issue other than avoiding it.

Personally I would advise you to play heads up. There are numerous occasion when there was talk about collusion on the highest games on the internet on PokerStars and almost every major site.

Yeah, but I suck at heads up except LHE and LO8.  And most of the players who currently play those games at any level worth playing are also really good, so unless I can find total idiots, the rake is going to eat any potential profit.  Also, heads-up is kind of stressful and requires actually paying attention. 
hero member
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May I ask you for some Fixed Limit Holdém promotion? It is a nice game and though I know most of the crowd prefer more thrilling NLHE arena but FLHE is a skill maker and more important a good place for bankroll building as well, and I think the biggest bitcoin poker room should have a good FLHE game selection as well. I suggest such provisions:
1- Having at lease one permanent FLHE 6max table open at each stake (even the lowest available stakes) and making some 3x or 2x krill promotion for table starters.
2- Placing some regular guaranteed FLHE mtts to attract players into the action.
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