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Topic: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts - page 231. (Read 1404011 times)

sr. member
Activity: 476
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Verified, ST6 is alerted.

Sorry guys, we'll get it back as fast as we can.


Was really odd how it happened, was playing table and the table was fully functional but everything else in the client was inactive (check balance, cashier, etc)


Then as soon as i was eliminated from FR it was a full lockout.


Thanks for the update Micon
legendary
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FPV Drone Pilot
Verified, ST6 is alerted.

Sorry guys, we'll get it back as fast as we can.
sr. member
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newbie
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legendary
Activity: 1400
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Down currently 1:25 PM EST


Client and Browser
down for me too
sr. member
Activity: 476
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Down currently 1:25 PM EST


Client and Browser
vip
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but if you already lost on Seals or other gambling... too late...   Tongue

It's more likely that you're going to lose money to this scammer here.
sr. member
Activity: 477
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Looking for a sponsor for the upcoming 1btc at least 40btc guarantee tourney through sealswithclubs

All winnings will be split %70 to sponsor %30 to me as I will guarantee to make it past the bubble and in the money!!

I am a semi-pro poker player as I have made a name for my self during the pokerstars fultilt days and am looking to do so now at sealswithclubs.eu. This is a great way for anybody who wants to just sit back and let me work my magic to make us both btc

Coin can be sent to this address as I can only take on 1 sponsor per tourney so first come first Serve!!

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How we know you are not just taking the money and run? Use sealsdeals.info. Less risk to staker.
legendary
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Note the unconventional cAPITALIZATION!
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Ugghhh, let the rigtards be.  There’s few enough of them as it is.  Much better to just nod your head, pat them on the back reassuringly and tell them, “Yeah, you’re prolly right. It must be rigged. What other explanation could there be for you losing so much and often?”

DUCY?

It’s not like they’re gonna just stop playing/reloading.

Rather that than have them think to themselves, “Hmm… maybe I lose all the time because I’m just not very good.  Maybe I should try to improve my game by reading/watching training videos/analyzing my and other’s play.”

Stop shaking the aquarium.

I agree with your sentiment in general. But I make a conscious exception here.

First of all Rigtards are so stupid nothing you say can help them.  I've witnessed this for years, and I'd bet you have too.  There is no tapping the tank with them really. They just get madder and madder.

More importantly, Seals is as honest a poker site as I have seen.  If fish want to say stupid fishy shit away from the table thats fine.  But I find bringing Seals reputation into question in public , indeed I'm the seals thread here, unacceptable.

So in this case I would like to point out to the intelligent beginners reading this thread that this site is honest. The RNG is good and the hands play fair.

Period.
legendary
Activity: 1512
Merit: 1000
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Ugghhh, let the rigtards be.  There’s few enough of them as it is.  Much better to just nod your head, pat them on the back reassuringly and tell them, “Yeah, you’re prolly right. It must be rigged. What other explanation could there be for you losing so much and often?”

DUCY?

It’s not like they’re gonna just stop playing/reloading.

Rather that than have them think to themselves, “Hmm… maybe I lose all the time because I’m just not very good.  Maybe I should try to improve my game by reading/watching training videos/analyzing my and other’s play.”

Stop shaking the aquarium.
newbie
Activity: 15
Merit: 0
Looking for a sponsor for the upcoming 1btc at least 40btc guarantee tourney through sealswithclubs

All winnings will be split %70 to sponsor %30 to me as I will guarantee to make it past the bubble and in the money!!

I am a semi-pro poker player as I have made a name for my self during the pokerstars fultilt days and am looking to do so now at sealswithclubs.eu. This is a great way for anybody who wants to just sit back and let me work my magic to make us both btc

Coin can be sent to this address as I can only take on 1 sponsor per tourney so first come first Serve!!

16vueEia4kmdogRsWL4aBvrcQL4VfyzZrs
legendary
Activity: 3766
Merit: 5146
Note the unconventional cAPITALIZATION!
Almost every hand I've played is a joke nothing like a true deal at a Casino. It's funny how ignorant you sound. Even if it wasn't rigged do you think it would be that hard to do without anybody knowing? You're a fool if you think it can't be. I don't have time to argue. Won't be returning here again, bye!

1.  Lol at the bolded.

2.  I, a mediocre poker player, have made a nice bankroll playing the lowest stakes at seals and before that betco.  If its rigged how have I slowly won for over two years on btc poker and years before that at stars and ftp?

3.  You'll never believe it, but if it were rigged we'd notice.  I have enough hand histories to demonstrate exactly the distribution you'd expect.

Bottom line you're a loser and need to learn the game.  I'd love if you'd stay.  

I want you at my table.
legendary
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I don't have time to argue. Won't be returning here again, bye!

That's like the third time you've said that.  You are apparently as skilled at leaving as you are at playing poker.

Don't worry, though, in an abundance of helpfulness, I have employed the "Ignore" feature so I will see none of your further drivel.
newbie
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So sick of hearing whining about the game being rigged.  Hell, you can get a simulator to test the shuffling algorithm: http://www.briggsoft.com/docs/pmavens/Utilities.htm#shuffle  That link also explains the shuffling algorithm used, and background on hand shuffling in general.  Trust me, it's solid -- the guy who wrote it definitely knew what he was doing.  It's impossible to rig by manipulating the cards dealt.  End of story.  The client used is closed source, and they'd have to muck with that source to do it -- and anyway, it would be discoverable in hand histories if you ran them through statistical analysis.

As for some sort of crazy colluding, like the site owners telling players at a table what other player's cards are... I think it might technically be possible, I'm not sure -- but I do know, based on the way the client serves up the hands of poker to players, it'd be a huge PITA, would probably lag the gameplay, and of course wouldn't worth the risk.  They make their money from rake, there's no way they'd risk the integrity of their entire site for a few extra bucks.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
I read something about "provably" a way to make it verifiable that the cards are random.  Have you read up on that?  Do you believe that would solve the problem of online gambling?

No.  The rigged clowns would just insist the "provably fair" method was rigged and all the math guys who said it wasn't were all in on the conspiracy, etc. etc. etc.  There is no reasoning with these morons.

Also, any time I have seen a collection of hand histories from some rigged claimant, and usually they don't have the balls to post ALL their hand histories, they play like shit, think they're entitled to win every hand where they start with AA, etc. etc. etc.  It's just whining by bad players.

Almost every hand I've played is a joke nothing like a true deal at a Casino. It's funny how ignorant you sound. Even if it wasn't rigged do you think it would be that hard to do without anybody knowing? You're a fool if you think it can't be. I don't have time to argue. Won't be returning here again, bye!
legendary
Activity: 1176
Merit: 1005
I read something about "provably" a way to make it verifiable that the cards are random.  Have you read up on that?  Do you believe that would solve the problem of online gambling?

No.  The rigged clowns would just insist the "provably fair" method was rigged and all the math guys who said it wasn't were all in on the conspiracy, etc. etc. etc.  There is no reasoning with these morons.

Also, any time I have seen a collection of hand histories from some rigged claimant, and usually they don't have the balls to post ALL their hand histories, they play like shit, think they're entitled to win every hand where they start with AA, etc. etc. etc.  It's just whining by bad players.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
Yeah, let's check your hand history.
Here is a free program for analysis hand history:
http://www.universal-replayer.net/download.html
Do you give a link to your hand history?
I am sure that  sealswithclubs is not rigged.

Yes definitely I'm looking for a way I can get it right now. Will be contacting an administrator if I can't find it.


I'm sure the United States didn't think the FBI was corrupt too. And that the mass amount poker sites weren't rigged as well.
legendary
Activity: 2114
Merit: 1031
This game definitely doesn't give regular hold em' odds. It's either rigged or I got extremely unlucky, I'm talking about chances of hitting the lottery unlucky. I won't be coming here again.

Feel free to check my hands history if you think I'm lying.

Username: Wardrick

I hear this all the time...

sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...

Sorry for your loss.

What? This happened a few days ago, before the weekend even started. You probably "hear this all the time" because the game is rigged. They weren't satisfied with regular wages. That's why we can't have online gambling sites because people get so greedy they always end up ripping people off. Has happened with almost every other online poker site, go look it up.

Go check my hand history if you think I'm lying, I will definitely never be coming back here.

I read something about "provably" a way to make it verifiable that the cards are random.  Have you read up on that?  Do you believe that would solve the problem of online gambling?
legendary
Activity: 1400
Merit: 1000
Yeah, let's check your hand history.
Here is a free program for analysis hand history:
http://www.universal-replayer.net/download.html
Do you give a link to your hand history?
I am sure that  sealswithclubs is not rigged.
legendary
Activity: 1022
Merit: 1000
This game definitely doesn't give regular hold em' odds. It's either rigged or I got extremely unlucky, I'm talking about chances of hitting the lottery unlucky. I won't be coming here again.

Feel free to check my hands history if you think I'm lying.

Username: Wardrick

I hear this all the time...

sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...

Sorry for your loss.

What? This happened a few days ago, before the weekend even started. You probably "hear this all the time" because the game is rigged. They weren't satisfied with regular wages. That's why we can't have online gambling sites because people get so greedy they always end up ripping people off. Has happened with almost every other online poker site, go look it up.

Go check my hand history if you think I'm lying, I will definitely never be coming back here.
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