Topic: SealsWithClubs.eu | Largest Bitcoin Poker Site | No Banking | Fast Cashouts - page 35. (Read 1404024 times)

Poker has a show one, show all policy, so get to it.

hashcash, this is the funniest post ever!

I'd play a bit on the new software if it's installable on GNU/Linux (either the desktop or android) or usable in the browser. I'm an old-school seal but I don't have no Windoze.

EDIT: oh yah, on seals I'm "traditionals".  I dunno, maybe I'm not old-school enough.

Hello Mr. Chairman.

I am was ncsu. I have been a seal for nearing 1.5 years. I currently play under the name hashcash. You should choose me to help test software because I:

a) I play both on windows client through wine, want to use the linux client, and play on android quite a bit.
b) Seals has changed my life for the better by introducing me to bitcoin, poker, and the people in both. It has helped me become focused again on school and general learning. I want to be a part in the future of seals and help it become better.
c) I have been considering quitting seals due to my inability to learn BRM. This major leak forces me to either keep losing money, leave poker, or freeroll it up which I am attempting to do.
d) You saw my cock.
e) I am an active and trusted member in the seals troll chatbox. I help out people with a few chips here or there when I can if someone says something funny or is a new player wanting to try the site out.
f) OFC is rumored to be in the coming package. I am very excited for this.

TY Micon if you read that.

rotfl

gauth issues: IMO deeply research google authenticator when changing phones, getting sync'd, etc.  2factor's only price is learning how it works.

did you try going to Settings -> General -> Date & Time and checking the automatic update time option?

Odeano for head administrator  of new software petition. I would also like to nominate odeano for seals pro such an awesome asset to seals.

Have new software up on my computer right now, it's titties. 

Need a few more beta testers, there are bugs that need reporting.  You must be old-school SwC to get in this one.  We are basically testing the games for "satoshi stakes" and having a bit of fun doing so

Things are not quite there yet, that's why we are doing this part.  SwC is known for rigorous testing and security first.  Sorry for the massive dick tease here if you don't get in, but I'm reaching out on all channels because even in a beta environment you need a critical mass of players to make it spin so you can get usable test data. 

list your SwC username if you'd like to apply.  I'm going to be very selective, so sorry in advance to most of you.

All will be revealed.

No, and on a close call, that might be the overriding consideration.  Here, the hit you take by folding the BB rather than calling a negligible amount more is just too much to pay to keep the bubble going.  And actually doubling the guy is also a reasonable outcome, even if you have a shit hand.

So frankly I make that call all day long with any two cards, even with the bubble situation.

Lol bonox  Im tired of the soft play on bubbles which is what was involved and  the hand number I included is plain for anyone with half a brain to see what was going on.  Soft play is soft play no matter how you rationalize it. Tired of sending hand histories to support and not having anything done. With the new software there will hopefully be hand for hand but soft play is still an issue that should be addressed . When a complaint was made  about dalissue and all the horses he was putting in mtts with the same type of hand scenario I posted  the 8 man staking teams disappeared . No one wants to see obvious soft playing come back.


  I think honestly you are protesting a little to strenuously considering the circumstances. Just saying you weren't involved would have been sufficient. You are making yourself look worse and worse .

The narrative presented is that the innocent Donk4u has been "colluded" against, and he made a heroic comeback against the Goliath team out to destroy him, and now he is on a quest for justice.  What is missing, aside from the fact that it's impossible to collude sitting across the table and the voluminous reasons to fold there,  is that while 10 handed, with 5 players at two tables, he very blatantly stalled, which actually is illegal according to site rules. He claimed to have been going, very coincidentally, to the bathroom, and was not stalling.  This despite it being two hands after a five-minute break.  I too have to take piss breaks, but I could hold it when the individual hand contains that much more value.  And regardless of reason for missed time, stalling, whether intentional or not, is not an arbitrary distinction to be made online.  Live-players hands are folded when they run to the bathroom.  In this case, Donk4u Had to press the Extra Time Button, because he ran off 57 seconds (+15 regular time) before folding, preflop. This is a stall, in the bathroom or not.

The reality is, I had no part of something bad happening to Donk4u, which had a positive effect for him in the long-run, and he still has to turn the speakers all the way up, for days and days, so to speak.  It's hypocritical, and he knows it.   

If you were the giant stack here... would you want the bubble to break?

I wouldn't.

If collusion is a too much strong word, then lets call it softplay or whatever you like but...seems obvious to me.
But consider I'm throwing my opinion just by this two hands and not knowing anyone of the players involved, their history against each other and many other things I may miss here

PokerStars also makes most of their money from cash games and their rake is almost 2x that of Seals. 

Thanks for your reply.

This is the response I have received from their support: "Others have solved your issue by syncing up, but I'm not sure how to tell you to do that. Otherwise, you'll have to reinstall google authorization, and that involves a two-week (potentially shortened to one week if you can answer identity verification questions) to one week."

Not happy about it and have E-mailed back asking for a quicker solution. If anyone can help me fix this synching issue I'll gladly send them some chips.

Depends on the site. They make their main money from the rake on cash games and less from tourneys. However on fiat poker sites like pokerstars, they charge 10% of the tournament entry fees as their fees, which imo is A LOT. But I think, pokerstars gets most of its money from tournaments only.

It's nice that bitcoin poker has such low fees for tourneys nowadays!

we need some am tourneys like sat500, sat2k etc we run sng everyday for playing are you thinking or planing to give us some am tourneys ? we also need to frozen bots accounts how they win everytime with all in all you should play with bots to .......no reply from support when i report this scammers list hell,helll,helll same person running this 3 accounts on free-roll yesterday thanks ....#ht

Some people just aren't attentive or want to stroke their ego. I was in a freeroll, 3 of us left on round 2. One was AFK the entire time so the other guy kept going all-in every hand. I finally get AA so I call him and lose to like 3/7os that hit a straight or something, so he and the AFK dude went to the final table (ITM). And he said I should have just kept folding every hand (I was below the AFK guy in chips so I'd have been knocked out). Some people are just dicks.