You sound like you have experience in that kind of lifestyle
I don't have anywhere near 1000 coins but I'm pretty confident my stash will allow me to retire early, maybe in 5-10 years or so. I don't like the look of a place where you have to employ armed security. I'm planning to leave the UK & move to the US if bitcoin ever reaches $10,000 per coin.
Try Canada too. A little bit more laid back. Guns aren't allowed to be carried in Canada, but you can own them. In the US you can get a carry permit or just carry openly depending on state.
I think that way, you don't really need armed security, but that's how I think. Regardless of country, I will find a way to arm myself or hire someone to do that, while trying to stay within their legal framework.
Actually, that's just me thinking. Most expats don't need armed security, but I guess I am more paranoid than others. There is a term called NPE or "Non Permissive Environment". Anyway, this is off topic. I believe the UK doesn't like guns too much.
As for lifestyle, yeah, I was spoiled that way in my younger years. When I got married, I got one nanny for each kid, I have 2 toddlers. My parents are semi-retired but they have two maids (one acts as the chef) and two drivers. The maids live in the house, the drivers go home at the end of the day.