Tabloid news update.
It appears that Bill Belichick is very happy with his dating life as a 71 year old man and he might not have the motivation to find another job in the NFL as a head coach for this year hehe. There was also an article mentioning that said Kyle Shanahan would accept Bill Belichick in his team as a defensive coordinator, however, this call was not answered. I am quite certain Belichik would only accept the offer if Shanahan offered Belichik his job hehehehheee.
He should absolutely retire from the NFL, in every capacity. Let him spend the rest of his years living it up on Tinder, or wherever his dating scene happens of course...
He was a great coach. One of the best to ever do it (in my lifetime anyway).
Head coaching record (per Wikipedia):
Regular season: 302–165 (.647)
Postseason: 31–13 (.705)
Career: 333–178 (.652)
Why sully that kind of legacy with a couple more mediocre years that will undoubtedly lower these near-godlike statistics? Just disappointed fans, whoever they may be, "we shoulda had a better coach than this Brady-less, washed-up wannabe playboy so-and-so."
Anyway, hats off to Belichick, or Coach Masters, as they used to call him in Madden as he never granted Madden his likeness rights.