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Topic: Totally Off-Topic! - page 32. (Read 104868 times)

sr. member
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March 13, 2012, 12:44:40 PM
Why is there a frowny face where my ignore button would be? Am I in trouble?
donator
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Poor impulse control.
March 13, 2012, 03:30:06 AM
I like that. i might sign off with

Dick gage: 0.18 ells

from now on.
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
March 12, 2012, 05:05:03 PM
Dick Gage earned his first $1,000 USD today. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.796684

I'm going to invest the money, once I'm paid, into a Bitcoin related website. Currently seeking a developer. May start a thread on this soon. (even if I have to use my own money, which is what I was planning on doing anyway)

~Cackling Bear~


I thought I was the only one to publish a dick gauge here, and I've earned nothing! Astana, where's my btc?

Came to this thread to report that I'm eating the last Girl Scout cookie, but now reporting that I choked on it after reading your post, organofcorti.

~Dick Gage~ (7.5 cm)
sr. member
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March 12, 2012, 04:51:12 PM
That poor kitty...
legendary
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March 12, 2012, 03:53:58 PM
Will this guarantee a faceplant?
donator
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Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 12, 2012, 03:41:06 PM
Dick Gage earned his first $1,000 USD today. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.796684

I'm going to invest the money, once I'm paid, into a Bitcoin related website. Currently seeking a developer. May start a thread on this soon. (even if I have to use my own money, which is what I was planning on doing anyway)

~Cackling Bear~


I thought I was the only one to publish a dick gauge here, and I've earned nothing! Astana, where's my btc?
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
March 11, 2012, 10:54:50 PM
Dick Gage earned his first $1,000 USD today. https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.796684

I'm going to invest the money, once I'm paid, into a Bitcoin related website. Currently seeking a developer. May start a thread on this soon. (even if I have to use my own money, which is what I was planning on doing anyway)

~Cackling Bear~
legendary
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March 11, 2012, 08:56:24 PM
By the way, in regards to your question in your other topic, the fancy is located in the tip of your pinky finger. That's why you hold it out when drinking tea (or imbibing other things)
legendary
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Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
March 11, 2012, 08:08:41 PM
Also, this:



mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)

That was a belly flop contest and his name is Mike Parteleno. That picture was taken in 1958 in Struthers, OH.

He was 6 ft and claimed a maximum of 1022lbs while he was a spokesman for Dick Gregory's Bahamian Diet.

Thanks, Matthew!: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/tot-20-allow-me-to-comment-on-that-last-post-68315

~Cackling Bear~
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March 11, 2012, 06:50:33 PM
Also, this:



mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)

That was a belly flop contest and his name is Mike Parteleno. That picture was taken in 1958 in Struthers, OH.

He was 6 ft and claimed a maximum of 1022lbs while he was a spokesman for Dick Gregory's Bahamian Diet.
donator
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Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 11, 2012, 06:46:59 PM
Also, this:



mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)

No, I think he's actually levitating. How could morbidly obese people move otherwise?
hero member
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March 11, 2012, 06:40:51 PM
Also, this:



mmm, crowd diving.  Wonder what the rock concert was.  (must be scary in the mosh pit)
hero member
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March 11, 2012, 06:33:37 PM
I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

I am not certain, but the fact that the morbidly obese often smell like hot death leads me to believe that they haven't found a solution either.
+1
sr. member
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March 11, 2012, 06:30:34 PM
I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

I am not certain, but the fact that the morbidly obese often smell like hot death leads me to believe that they haven't found a solution either.
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
March 11, 2012, 06:27:39 PM
I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?

Nope, just use a corn cob on the end of a very large fork, hence the term 'corn hole'.

With this size individual,  special 'Buttock spreader' tools would be required.

legendary
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March 11, 2012, 06:17:05 PM
I always wondered how people like this go to the bathroom. I mean, do they "wipe" with a hose?
sr. member
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March 11, 2012, 06:16:37 PM
Also, this:

sr. member
Activity: 448
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March 11, 2012, 06:15:16 PM
You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

I like you already but please put on some sort of garment when you’re out in public.   Grin

I say we start a campaign to get this company to accept Bitcoins and then a second campaign to buy Randy one in his color of choice.

http://www.superfansuits.com/

Perhaps you could just commission a tailor to combine two of them, similar to what my great uncle Herman did with his overalls:

legendary
Activity: 1680
Merit: 1035
March 11, 2012, 06:06:47 PM
I'm just glad I finally got to see the full size image of Randy's avatar pic, because until last night I thought that was chin flab instead of a beard.

By the way, we have a lady in our accounting department who is exactly the same size as Randy. You interested in a date? XD
newbie
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March 11, 2012, 05:33:24 PM
You’re an interesting group of people. So diverse and yet you have this one thing in common that seems to bind you together (I mean other than too much free time on your hands).

I request that JennyHill be banned for posting on-topic. I also request my own banning for the same crime. I'm no hypocrite.

I like you already but please put on some sort of garment when you’re out in public.   Grin
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