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What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
My wife says mine could kill an octopus - she can let rip too on occasion like today.
Are you saying 45kHz tones can kill an octopus? OK, but did you correctly account for the speed of sound in water? Also, what intensity did this occur at and did you correctly account for the increased pressure of the sound wave as it travels through a denser medium?
My understanding was that it was actually 43.5kHz that kills octupuses in water.
I could with an ULTRASONIC DISINTEGRATOR! Bwa ha ha haaaa! etc.
Crickets chirp -- no wait that's the ultrasound cleaning bin.
Here we go again. 
What did you expect? You read my handle, right? I'm a sound nerd who isn't much into music. A small niche, I know.
I'm a sound nerd too! Want to call sometime and screech into each other's ears and guess the frequency? Last time I tried that, Ameritech upgraded my long distance plan and quarters shot out of the payphone.
You mean like famous blind phone phreak Joybubbles? Do I have to be blind first?
What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
My wife says mine could kill an octopus - she can let rip too on occasion like today.
Are you saying 45kHz tones can kill an octopus? OK, but did you correctly account for the speed of sound in water? Also, what intensity did this occur at and did you correctly account for the increased pressure of the sound wave as it travels through a denser medium?
My understanding was that it was actually 43.5kHz that kills octupuses in water.
I could with an ULTRASONIC DISINTEGRATOR! Bwa ha ha haaaa! etc.
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Here we go again.
What did you expect? You read my handle, right? I'm a sound nerd who isn't much into music. A small niche, I know.
I'm a sound nerd too! Want to call sometime and screech into each other's ears and guess the frequency? Last time I tried that, Ameritech upgraded my long distance plan and quarters shot out of the payphone.
Here we go again.
What did you expect? You read my handle, right? I'm a sound nerd who isn't much into music. A small niche, I know.
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What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
My wife says mine could kill an octopus - she can let rip too on occasion like today.
Are you saying 45kHz tones can kill an octopus? OK, but did you correctly account for the speed of sound in water? Also, what intensity did this occur at and did you correctly account for the increased pressure of the sound wave as it travels through a denser medium?
My understanding was that it was actually 43.5kHz that kills octupuses in water.
What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
My wife says mine could kill an octopus - she can let rip too on occasion like today.
Are you saying 45kHz tones can kill an octopus? OK, but did you correctly account for the speed of sound in water? Also, at what intensity did this occur and did you correctly account for the increased pressure of the sound wave as it travels through a denser medium?
My understanding was that it was actually 43.5kHz that kills octupuses in water.
What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
My wife says mine could kill an octopus - she can let rip too on occasion like today.
That's Nyan Cat Turd Cake.
Where's the cat, and where's the 'Nyan'
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You guys think I am a conspiracy nut and that's fine. However, to deny that our current banking industry isn't highly controlled by a few is insane.
Atlas, I have a feeling you yourself would deny it. (And, all it will take is to re-read what you wrote carefully.)
You guys think I am a conspiracy nut and that's fine. However, to deny that our current banking industry isn't highly controlled by a few is insane.
Atlas, I have a feeling you yourself would deny it. (And, all it will take is to re-read what you wrote carefully.)
If you read everything that Atlas has published on the internet, you'll agree that the first ever Serial Texan is in the making.
31 pages later.... We are still talking about nothing.
that would mean we have another season of Seinfield
Or a whole new sitcom genre is in the making. (when did I start this 'in the making' stuff?)
Yes, I see. A problem for people and vampires.
I don't think you spend much time near girls' bottoms, then.
I just think its funny when girls deny they fart.
"Oh I never fart, I don't know, maybe there is something wrong with me?"
The thing is if you really never farted, those same smelly gases would slowly leach into your blood and come out as you exhale. Gum?
Still, digital music encoding has a particular design range.
I think you might be confusing bitrate or maybe sampling frequency with auditory frequency. The former two are how robots hear.
It was a reference to the design of how to determine auditory playback before they worked out the difference between digital sampling and how it actually sounded.
Please continue.
This is nothing to do with BTC so it'll be fine. As long as you mention how to at what sample rate you should use when recording farts, we're golden.
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Am I that old around here that I know about the competing technology of DAT and CD sampling design as the preferred implementation. Not like I had a laser disk or something silly.(actually, it's heartening that there are others older)
Not old, just nerdy.Quote
Maybe it was just I was pissed at being accused of being from the USA. Need to take this back off topic - hmm - continuing the previous quote, "and the flowers"
I heartily apologise for the slur. I also didn't mean to imply you are a robot. Or a flower.
Still, digital music encoding has a particular design range.
I think you might be confusing bitrate or maybe sampling frequency with auditory frequency. The former two are how robots hear.
It was a reference to the design of how to determine auditory playback before they worked out the difference between digital sampling and how it actually sounded.
Am I that old around here that I know about the competing technology of DAT and CD sampling design as the preferred implementation. Not like I had a laser disk or something silly.(actually, it's heartening that there are others older)
Maybe it was just I was pissed at being accused of being from the USA. Need to take this back off topic - hmm - continuing the previous quote, "and the flowers"
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