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Topic: Totally Off-Topic! - page 35. (Read 104868 times)

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March 04, 2012, 02:02:15 AM
I don't think you spend much time near girls' bottoms, then.
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March 04, 2012, 01:56:30 AM
So, revised joke:

What do girl farts and 45 khz tones have in common?

Neither are audible to humans.

OR

They affect the olfactory system in the same way.
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March 04, 2012, 01:53:59 AM
What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?

Well, if you mean women's farts, then neither are audible to humans. I don't know if 45kHz tone would affect the olfactory system in the same way though.
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March 04, 2012, 01:52:24 AM
Still, digital music encoding has a particular design range.

I think you might be confusing bitrate or maybe sampling frequency with auditory frequency. The former two are how robots hear.
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March 04, 2012, 01:47:26 AM
What do farts and 45 khz tones have in common?
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March 04, 2012, 01:34:43 AM
I used to hear a TV coming on down the hall at a far away classroom back in my school, and no one else could. High pitched noises, like those used my mosquito repellents, still annoy me. And snapping turtles eat mice
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March 04, 2012, 01:07:08 AM
Still, old stupid people might not hear anything over 8kHz.  I'll stick with my kW, metres and hectares.

Going back off topic as required, so, the birds don't have jobs, do they.

Only birds hear anything above 40kHz. And my auditory threshold at 8kHz is 10 dBnHL bilaterally. So ner-ner.
That's very good you know.  I just get accused of selective deafness.  Maybe I'll check the dog range.

Still, digital music encoding has a particular design range.
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March 04, 2012, 12:57:39 AM
Still, old stupid people might not hear anything over 8kHz.  I'll stick with my kW, metres and hectares.

Going back off topic as required, so, the birds don't have jobs, do they.

Only birds hear anything above 40kHz. And my auditory threshold at 8kHz is 10 dBnHL bilaterally. So ner-ner.
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March 04, 2012, 12:56:11 AM
31 pages later.... We are still talking about nothing.

that would mean we have another season of Seinfield
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March 04, 2012, 12:51:49 AM
31 pages later.... We are still talking about nothing.
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March 04, 2012, 12:49:59 AM
what? there's another unit other than bitcoin.  Hertz is a nice one, as are links, gils and roods.

As my stats lecturer said, Scrooge McDuck didn't have cubic acres of money, but the variance could be measured that way.

It wouldn't be 45kHz. I wouldn't have heard it. The other 'units' aren't SI. Typical American with your 'miles' and 'inches' and 'cubits' and whatnot.

BTC should be the SI unit of currency.
oh, now I'm offended

If you knew anything about those you would know they are not merican.  That country is so new they only have ANSI and then lose space craft 'cause there nasa engineers are duffus's (or can't declare a variable properly in fortran.   Can't be bothered looking up something nice like magnetic flux (Gauss or Henry units) or something else nice.  I don't deal on #otc because USD is pointless for me, but I'll still trade it if there's a decent arb.

Still, old stupid people might not hear anything over 8kHz.  I'll stick with my kW, metres and hectares.

Going back off topic as required, so, the birds don't have jobs, do they.
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March 03, 2012, 11:46:24 PM
what? there's another unit other than bitcoin.  Hertz is a nice one, as are links, gils and roods.

As my stats lecturer said, Scrooge McDuck didn't have cubic acres of money, but the variance could be measured that way.

It wouldn't be 45kHz. I wouldn't have heard it. The other 'units' aren't SI. Typical American with your 'miles' and 'inches' and 'cubits' and whatnot.

BTC should be the SI unit of currency.
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March 03, 2012, 11:20:46 PM
what? there's another unit other than bitcoin.  Hertz is a nice one, as are links, gils and roods.

As my stats lecturer said, Scrooge McDuck didn't have cubic acres of money, but the variance could be measured that way.
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March 03, 2012, 11:13:29 PM
Way too on topic. I think adding units (btc) may have helped, but then Matthew or Bruno would have scolded you for being on topic. Glad I got in first.
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March 03, 2012, 10:56:41 PM
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bitcoinica-lost-43554-btc-from-linode-compromise-suspicious-txids-publicized-66979

Sorry for being on topic, I was referring to 43,554 coins and that is certainly less than 45,000.  I am happy to apologise for my rounding, and even suggesting in this, one of the not quite so serious threads that there would have been a bribe of 43,554 coins used to reinstate a member, and that those coins would then be put towards the development of the forum software.
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March 03, 2012, 10:53:48 PM
45000= 9000 x 5

Sorry, I'll need some proof of that. Please use relevant axioms.
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March 03, 2012, 10:48:17 PM
45000= 9000 x 5
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March 03, 2012, 10:39:50 PM
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March 03, 2012, 10:21:08 PM
in related news, the bittalk forum dev fund increased  by over 9000 today

FTFY

How would I know?

You guys think I am a conspiracy nut and that's fine. However, to deny that our current banking industry isn't highly controlled by a few is insane.

Way too on-topic for this thread.
Jon
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March 03, 2012, 10:09:43 PM
You guys think I am a conspiracy nut and that's fine. However, to deny that our current banking industry isn't highly controlled by a few is insane.
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