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copper member
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hee-ho.
September 06, 2015, 01:02:19 PM
My bet is the sky is really orange and it just pretends to be yellow, how about when the grass is black and space is green?

Well, that'd explain why my shit is pink.

I will probably get grilled alive with a stick in my butt hole for saying this. but that's a complete horse shit.
vip
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Merit: 1145
September 06, 2015, 01:18:47 AM
My bet is the sky is really orange and it just pretends to be yellow, how about when the grass is black and space is green?

Well, that'd explain why my shit is pink.
hero member
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Merit: 1000
September 05, 2015, 07:33:52 PM
My bet is the sky is really orange and it just pretends to be yellow, how about when the grass is black and space is green?
sr. member
Activity: 588
Merit: 250
September 05, 2015, 07:31:37 PM
We'll rise
Over love
Over hate
Through this iron sky that is fast becoming out mind
Over fear
and into freedom

When I take my dogs for a walk they sometimes bark at cars that are parked, a by stander tells them to sssssshhhh so I put my foot in his ass. He enjoyed it and asked me to do it again another day, I agreed.
Great story.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
September 04, 2015, 09:32:58 PM
Has anyone actually had a rootabegga before? What do they taste like? Roots?

I grew rutabagas when a kid on my grandfather's farm in Indiana, eating them as a soup which also included turnips, new potatoes, carrots and one other [root] veggie that's eluding me at the moment. May have been chopped fine white radishes giving it spice alongside them onions. ONIONS! It was onions. HAHAHA Damn, now I wish I had a bowl of such staring me in the face. Yum yum!

Sounds healthy, at least...
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 04, 2015, 08:58:08 PM
Has anyone actually had a rootabegga before? What do they taste like? Roots?

I grew rutabagas when a kid on my grandfather's farm in Indiana, eating them as a soup which also included turnips, new potatoes, carrots and one other [root] veggie that's eluding me at the moment. May have been chopped fine white radishes giving it spice alongside them onions. ONIONS! It was onions. HAHAHA Damn, now I wish I had a bowl of such staring me in the face. Yum yum!
hero member
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Merit: 500
Never ending parties are what Im into.
September 04, 2015, 07:59:26 PM
Had a dream about Sharks at a resort. Some idiot was swimming with them and a shark ate him. That was not enough the sharks grew legs by swimming real fast in the water and shooting out onto the sand and grabbing kids making sandcastles. The stupid parents kept letting them get taken by these sharks.
Finally a guy grabbed one of the sharks and filled his mouth full of one of those jumbo bags of popcorn,well screaming for people to get more.
As I turned to look away some one sucker punched me and I woke up.

hero member
Activity: 493
Merit: 500
September 04, 2015, 07:20:20 PM
We'll rise
Over love
Over hate
Through this iron sky that is fast becoming out mind
Over fear
and into freedom

When I take my dogs for a walk they sometimes bark at cars that are parked, a by stander tells them to sssssshhhh so I put my foot in his ass. He enjoyed it and asked me to do it again another day, I agreed.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
September 04, 2015, 06:41:26 PM
Has anyone actually had a rootabegga before? What do they taste like? Roots?
sr. member
Activity: 588
Merit: 250
September 04, 2015, 05:16:23 PM
We'll rise
Over love
Over hate
Through this iron sky that is fast becoming out mind
Over fear
and into freedom
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
September 04, 2015, 02:23:02 AM
my girlfriend dont like if i smoking,and she really dissapointed to me  Sad

Your girlfriend seems to want it slower. Once, I was asked if I smoke after sex, whereupon I replied with I've never looked.
full member
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★YoBit.Net★ 200+ Coins Exchange & Dice
September 03, 2015, 07:51:34 PM
my girlfriend dont like if i smoking,and she really dissapointed to me  Sad
sr. member
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Merit: 250
September 03, 2015, 07:38:12 PM
What does lichi taste like?
Tastes good, but not very substantial.  Imagine a fat date kernel wraped in bok choy stem that was boiled in light syrup with discrete bubble gum flavor, wrapped in avocado skin but deep-red and covered with goose bumps.
Dat description is very precise.
hero member
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Merit: 1003
August 28, 2015, 07:10:03 PM
What does lichi taste like?
Tastes good, but not very substantial.  Imagine a fat date kernel wraped in bok choy stem that was boiled in light syrup with discrete bubble gum flavor, wrapped in avocado skin but deep-red and covered with goose bumps.
sr. member
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Merit: 250
August 28, 2015, 06:47:26 PM
What does lichi taste like?
sr. member
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Merit: 250
August 28, 2015, 04:10:16 PM
sr. member
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Merit: 250
August 28, 2015, 03:44:47 PM
what time is it ? Grin

you can see it in your own post, or in the clock in the upper right corner of the forum
newbie
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August 28, 2015, 09:16:22 AM
what time is it ? Grin

We are in GMT+1 time zone. It is 03:12PM. Cheesy
newbie
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August 27, 2015, 09:36:24 AM
what time is it ? Grin
newbie
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August 27, 2015, 08:52:07 AM
Great. Yeah Baby Smiley
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