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sr. member
Activity: 588
Merit: 250
August 26, 2015, 06:25:34 PM
My tooth is still killing me!!!

 Angry

And so does mine.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
August 24, 2015, 07:18:02 PM
My tooth is still killing me!!!

 Angry
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
August 24, 2015, 03:45:42 PM
A company is a lot like a tree full of monkeys. Some monkeys go up, and others go down. The ones above look down and see the monkeys with their smiling faces while the monkeys below look up and see nothing but assholes.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
hero member
Activity: 728
Merit: 500
Never ending parties are what Im into.
August 23, 2015, 08:22:15 PM
Bleeding with joy?
sr. member
Activity: 588
Merit: 250
August 23, 2015, 06:07:09 PM
Crying with happiness.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
August 18, 2015, 01:15:30 AM
Satoshi nakamoto is dead  Roll Eyes

Satoshi Nakamoto's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Satoshi Nakamoto's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.

Along the coast you'll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we'll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.

He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1000
August 18, 2015, 12:25:31 AM
So do I....
full member
Activity: 212
Merit: 101
August 17, 2015, 08:29:18 PM
I agree
legendary
Activity: 1162
Merit: 1000
August 13, 2015, 10:46:57 AM
just like nietzsche
newbie
Activity: 10
Merit: 0
August 13, 2015, 07:27:15 AM
Just like God!
full member
Activity: 567
Merit: 148
August 13, 2015, 07:17:52 AM
Satoshi nakamoto is dead  Roll Eyes
hero member
Activity: 910
Merit: 1003
August 13, 2015, 02:03:43 AM
A Lawyer, a Jew, and a Texan walk into a bar.
The bartender confronts them, angry:
'What is this -- that stupid joke again?  Out!'
The Lawyer replies, "No, wait -- this is a new one!'
legendary
Activity: 1232
Merit: 1005
August 12, 2015, 11:21:31 PM
A dictator stares at his portrait on the wall.
- What does the future hold? he asks the portrait.
The portrait responds to the dictator's astonishment. It says:
- Nothing too exciting. They'll take me down and hang you.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
hero member
Activity: 854
Merit: 500
August 09, 2015, 09:26:43 PM
summer time is the best time

Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al.
Gleb, you tell me: for how long do you usually sleep?
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
August 09, 2015, 03:18:12 PM
summer time is the best time

Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al.
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 500
August 09, 2015, 12:43:42 PM
summer time is the best time
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
August 09, 2015, 04:55:32 AM
An elderly man goes to the doctor and complains:

- Doctor, I'm eighty years old, but I still find myself chasing young girls.

The doctor laughs and says:

- Congratulations, sir!

The elderly man looks up at the doctor very seriously and says:

- I just can't remember why.



An elderly doctor finally confesses to his wife that she was reason he became a proctologist.

Wife:

- Can you quit lickin' my ass for one second and tell me what's a proctologist?
hero member
Activity: 714
Merit: 500
August 08, 2015, 10:25:29 PM
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