My tooth is still killing me!!!
And so does mine.
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And so does mine.
My tooth is still killing me!!!
A company is a lot like a tree full of monkeys. Some monkeys go up, and others go down. The ones above look down and see the monkeys with their smiling faces while the monkeys below look up and see nothing but assholes.
Bleeding with joy?
Crying with happiness.
Satoshi nakamoto is dead 
Satoshi Nakamoto's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Satoshi Nakamoto's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.
Along the coast you'll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we'll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.
He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
Satoshi Nakamoto's dead.
No, no, no, no, He's outside looking in.
He'll fly his astral plane,
Takes you trips around the bay,
Brings you back the same day,
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.
Along the coast you'll hear them boast
About a light they say that shines so clear.
So raise your glass, we'll drink a toast
To the little man who sells you thrills along the pier.
He'll take you up, he'll bring you down,
He'll plant your feet back firmly on the ground.
He flies so high, he swoops so low,
He knows exactly which way he's gonna go.
Satoshi Nakamoto. Satoshi Nakamoto.
So do I....
I agree
just like nietzsche
Just like God!
Satoshi nakamoto is dead
A Lawyer, a Jew, and a Texan walk into a bar.
The bartender confronts them, angry:
'What is this -- that stupid joke again? Out!'
The Lawyer replies, "No, wait -- this is a new one!'
The bartender confronts them, angry:
'What is this -- that stupid joke again? Out!'
The Lawyer replies, "No, wait -- this is a new one!'
A dictator stares at his portrait on the wall.
- What does the future hold? he asks the portrait.
The portrait responds to the dictator's astonishment. It says:
- Nothing too exciting. They'll take me down and hang you.
- What does the future hold? he asks the portrait.
The portrait responds to the dictator's astonishment. It says:
- Nothing too exciting. They'll take me down and hang you.
summer time is the best time
Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rHqV3YMTP8
summer time is the best time
Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al.
summer time is the best time
Yeah, if you're into leaves, et al.
summer time is the best time
An elderly man goes to the doctor and complains:
- Doctor, I'm eighty years old, but I still find myself chasing young girls.
The doctor laughs and says:
- Congratulations, sir!
The elderly man looks up at the doctor very seriously and says:
- I just can't remember why.
- Doctor, I'm eighty years old, but I still find myself chasing young girls.
The doctor laughs and says:
- Congratulations, sir!
The elderly man looks up at the doctor very seriously and says:
- I just can't remember why.
An elderly doctor finally confesses to his wife that she was reason he became a proctologist.
Wife:
- Can you quit lickin' my ass for one second and tell me what's a proctologist?
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