- How are you living, Russians? - Yeltsin asks jokingly
- Quite fine, - the men in the crowd joke back.
- Everyone says that somebody supports Yeltsin.
- Nobody supports him, he manages to walk by himself.
Reception at the Kremlin. Yeltsin addresses the British ambassador:
Y: I notice that you are preoccupied by something...
A: I did not want to mention, but my watch has gone missing. It is a gift from the the Queen and is very precious to me.
Y: Whom did you talk to during the reception, Who do you suspect?
A: With that gentlemen with white flower in the buttonhole.
Y: That is the head of my administration.
A: Oh, pardon me.
Yeltsin leaves the ambassador and returns after some time, brandishing the watch.
Y: This is for you.
A: And what did your head of administration have to say for himself?
Y: Say? He didn't notice a thing!