In fact everything is destined to collapse at or before the total heat death of the universe which I have been warning for a long time is coming sooner rather than later, but no one is intelligent enough to pay attention to me, or even understand me.
Only the NSA holds the keys to keeping the universe warm past the heat death threshold since they have been collecting dark matter in a vault in New Mexico since the turn of the last century.
But more important than this is the amount of brown matter
1 they are also collecting. Noone but me is really aware or thinking about the implications of a huge collection of brown matter in the deserts of New Mexico, and also in Chinese Siberia. Some has said there are even rivers of brown matter flowing under some of the biggest cities in the world. I tend to believe them.
http://img.bhs4.com/02/4/0240400ff1a738da82d5d5ce34a36bb4e1be4409_large.jpgBut what is really important is what William Thomson, first baron Kelvin said about the first two laws of thermodynamic and their application in regards to brown energy, and brown matter in general. But most of his papers were lost by his maid who was not aware she was throwing away the very hope of the universe.
I am reminded of a maid I used to employ when I was designing a replacement for the Eiffel tower which would be standing today were it not for smaller minds. They always prevail out of numerilogical superiority.
I am done trying to fix all of mankind's problems for today though, and must rest so I can do the research needed to point out the many flaws of others. It is a difficult burden.
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http://www.sunset.com/garden/earth-friendly/secrets-perfect-compost 
