Bitcoin ate my hamster!
Bitcorn is eating my balls since it dropped below $12k
Sad retiredfag is sad.
A humble suggestion from a serene, non-sad, not-yet-retired straightie.
Just live on your scrawny, meager, pathetic already-cashed-out stash for a year or so. A couple maybe, if it is not
that paltry. Try not to think of that ball-munching drunken badger too much (ok, admittedly not that easy if you keep on hanging out here with us spooks).
After a year of pitiful poverty, I bet you'll see things in a different light. Who knows, the smelly critter might sober up, even. Of course, you still have to suffer being temporarily poor
And mind your balls, get them out of the corn and into more deserving ginger places. Or wherever you like, as long as you keep them safe from erosion.
