Bitcoin price is pumped for one reason, and one reason only: to make dumping lulzier.
You'll grasp that. Eventually.
So my bitcoins are only worth 10% more than they were worth 2 days ago?
Oh noes
~75% less than it was a year ago, ~50% less than when I first told you this will end in tears
And only 100X higher than when I started this journey.
So sad
WHERE WERE YOU THEN? LAMB CHOP? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAVE ME FROM MY OWN STUPIDITY WHEN BITCOIN WAS 2 DOLLARS?