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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 19. (Read 60080 times)

legendary
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Want to know why bitcoin dump?

Seriously have been doing my research and have not seen any concrete reason why bitcoin dump, lots of people long bitcoin and other altcoins bitcoin dump really liquidated lots of people that long there coin on future trading bitcoin dump really crash altcoin price lots of people have been scared and don't really know the cause of the dump and lot's of people have been scared and selling there coin which they believe bitcoin will still dump more which is going to dump altcoin price must people are still expecting more dip

legendary
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I'm giving up hope in humanity.

This is a very big mistakes we do sometimes. We have to keep in mind about this by doing the talks. So who want to do bitcoin talk?

legendary
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I was expecting another person got scammed again by 1xbit since one of the old scam accusation threads resurfaced on the scam accusation board. I was not expecting the post I saw. can anyone help this guy out? it seems that he's really missed his friend Darko.

Hello

I‘m searching my friend Darko. We was partners long time ago. I hope that you read this.

Regards

Y.
legendary
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https://bpip.org
Genius shitposter figured out how to make money if you can see the future:

No one can say accurately how long a bear market will last and how long this bull run will last too.

Quit the idea of determining when because no one can tell you when and how long to be exact it will happen. If we can know it when it'll happen, we'll be safe from the bear market to be taking our profits during the bull run and use the bear market for buying.
hero member
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🇺🇦 Glory to Ukraine!
Valuing 60,000$ and you as amazed about the High fee? lol expect that will increase when the price is already High up to the Moon now.
Best to Use altcoins instead of Bitcoin so you won't feel that Highest fee recorded.

Wow! Shitposting much?
legendary
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Teligram is a social yoga medium that allows people to talk or watch with each other. Some people use it badly, but it is really bad for them, and whoever thinks that it is the best kausal, then it is good for him. There are two sides to every thing, good and bad. From here you will find one.

I didn't know that there is also social yoga--Teligram Huh Huh Huh Roll Eyes
legendary
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Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
A brand new user posted this in Development & Technical Discussion:
Thank you so much for sharing with us a very beautiful and valuable post. But I am very new to this bitcoin forum so I have no idea about this valuable post of yours. If any If you have a senior brother, you must help us.

He keeps saying how valuable posts are:
You have presented a very nice and constructive post to us. But I have no idea about Reddit. But I have learned a lot from this valuable post of yours and I hope this is yours Many members will learn a lot from this valuable post.

All reported:
I am new to this bitcoin forum so I don't know how to work with bitcoin. And if any senior brother knows why this bitcoin account, you must discuss below.Then we will be able to know and learn a lot through your discussion.And I hope you will post more like this among us.
legendary
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legendary
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I like chicken.

It's a shitpost, but not particularly funny. Try harder.



Marketplace masterpiece... uniek golden platen machine with lion feets, or a secret for 1 BTC to feed a hungry dog:

you want to earn a secret

I'm selling my secret about how to make fast money and once you got it you'r futur will change .
So people if you want more about it just make a bid my secret will be send in a package with track and trace system so there cannot be problems with this sell

I ask just an 1bitcoin for the secret and the send cost becquse its sending without the secret box
also my dog is hungry Grin
So if you want to buy this secret say it and we will trade

hello everybody i am selling a secret in a secret box

To change the futur of one happy person i am selling 1 of my 3 secret boxes with off course a big secret inside of this box
The secret will change you'r futur and that off the people with who you are livin.
I sell it for bitcoins because the price for fact it gonna make you win such amounts of money that you gonna laugh with this bitcoins you just payd
If you want to i can send picture or put one here off the box but you cannot see the secret inside because that stays a secret for everybody only the buyer and me gonna know what is inside i repeat just one thing when i buyed it i didn believe it but hey i never thought i gonne be trader and now i am one so the secret inside that box is true and changes live be smart like me buy it and change your live and that of your childs wife mom everybody around you bless yourself with this
Awesome box and secret inside

For more information just ask
I am selling more stuff uniek rare
Like a golden platen melted chocolat machine for holding warm and liquid with lion feets
And signature the piece is 23 kilo and made of metal and gold



This next nutcase has been trolling the lending board for months so this is just the top of the shitberg:

Title of the thread: "For some reason what I say becomes true"
I have many, many millions coming my way, many, many women, the losers such as people who can't loan money to me can only watch and envy from a distance when there are hundreds of women around me and many many millions
full member
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is there any satoshi Nakamoto hunter here? the quoted post below could really help you on your hunt on satoshi's Identity. I feel bad for the use behind Actor_Tom_Truong for experiencing such things I hope no one experience what he experienced.

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From 2010 to 2018, my mind was programmed to promote other articles and Infowars stuff on the http://Bitcointalk.org forum using the screen name Actor_Tom_Truong. I did not participate in any protest or riot. I’m sorry if anyone suffered because I was not myself. I know it’s not an excuse that my mind got hijacked by selfish hackers.

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I do not know what to say ("lol" I can't help but laugh reading this shit post) but  Actor_Tom_Truong name is very good, very suitable for playing hot films.
legendary
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is there any satoshi Nakamoto hunter here? the quoted post below could really help you on your hunt on satoshi's Identity. I feel bad for the use behind Actor_Tom_Truong for experiencing such things I hope no one experience what he experienced.

In the year 1999. I was hypnotized to write an eBook that might have inspired random hackers on the internet to create the early version of Bitcoin called the e-coin website. Then, I was framed and put in prison in 2001 for up to 3 years so they can deport me back to Vietnam.

In 2007, I was a waiter at a high-end Asian Bistro restaurant in Lincolnshire, IL. At that time, Bitcoin was not named. A customer that I waited on ask me how I would program Bitcoin. I did not remember that person’s name. I replied that he should hire good mathematicians and hire programmers that are fluent in C or C++ programming language.

Later on, in 2008, someone called my phone and sent me an email, and asked me to help him program Bitcoin. I can’t help him program it because I did not study C or C++ programming language. I did contact my uncle to help with the programming. But, I did not know if he is able to help program Bitcoin.

A few months into that, someone called my phone and ask me to choose a name for this project. I chose to name it Bitcoin. From what I recalled, in the year 2009, I was beaten up and taken to a hospital. Someone might have hypnotized me and programmed my mind to become stupid so I can start making drunk cooking videos on the internet. (probably to distract others).

From 2010 to 2018, my mind was programmed to promote other articles and Infowars stuff on the http://Bitcointalk.org forum using the screen name Actor_Tom_Truong. I did not participate in any protest or riot. I’m sorry if anyone suffered because I was not myself. I know it’s not an excuse that my mind got hijacked by selfish hackers.

I’m writing this to help you solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto. I’m not claiming any part of Satoshi Nakamoto’s wallet because that would violate the double-spending law that Bitcoin was supposed to represent.
copper member
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From a thread titled "Sell 1 pizza for 1 btc"

I will create a special pizza with the bitcoin logo, it will be delivered with candles and dance animators dressed in small coins.
Everything will be beautiful and epic.

Write in private messages, we will agree.
We will go down in history with this deal.

A for effort

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What would be the worst is if somebody actually sent this guy a bitcoin and then never got his pizza. Hope they use escrow, lol.
If you send that person $50k, he might as well spend $20 for a pizza. I would be fairly confident he would follow through on his promise to have a pizza delivered, even if he is a one post newbie.
legendary
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From a thread titled "Sell 1 pizza for 1 btc"

I will create a special pizza with the bitcoin logo, it will be delivered with candles and dance animators dressed in small coins.
Everything will be beautiful and epic.

Write in private messages, we will agree.
We will go down in history with this deal.

A for effort

--

What would be the worst is if somebody actually sent this guy a bitcoin and then never got his pizza. Hope they use escrow, lol.
full member
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wtf member - newbie position?
Yeah, no doubt Mr. John Barret was referred to the forum by the shitposting members of his illiterate family whose standard of living has probably gone up a notch or three since starting the "spam bitcointalk for money" career.  Ugh.
poor John....it seems that his illiterate family did not tell him "your brain must be prepared first before making some post".  "lol"
legendary
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This Brand Newbie really came out of the gate swinging, in a thread about a guy who needs help recovering bitcoins:

Meh, as far as being a post worthy of this thread--but I wanted to say that when I joined the forum I used to see a lot more of those kinds of posts, just randomly begging for bitcoin.  You don't see them as much these days (though when they do get posted I'm pretty sure the mods scrub them as soon as they're reported).  That might be a wee bit of evidence that bitcoin isn't seen as some magic internet money that people just give away.  As an aside, I wonder how those doge tipbots on Reddit are doing nowadays.

wtf member - newbie position?
Yeah, no doubt Mr. John Barret was referred to the forum by the shitposting members of his illiterate family whose standard of living has probably gone up a notch or three since starting the "spam bitcointalk for money" career.  Ugh.
legendary
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This Brand Newbie really came out of the gate swinging, in a thread about a guy who needs help recovering bitcoins:

Hello i dont have any solution but donate me 1 BTC if u get urs
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I was planning on reporting the thread earlier because of the last part of the OP post on that thread but didn't since I wasn't sure. I guess since the thread it is still up I guess the last part of OP's post is allowed.
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I think this is overlooked "lol"

User: john.barret
Position to apply: member - newbie
Posts start: 6
Address: 3JBLgSKHSwBF9TM83wFU8sYYdBH9YR8oiA

Im a new member and i might make mistskes so Id appreciate it a lot if anyone could help me figure things out... Im eager to get involved, learn and of course earn...

wtf member - newbie position?
legendary
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Does anyone know why newbies can't join signature campaigns? Seems like grave injustice for no reason at all.

Newbies as us can't join any signature campaign. I don't know why that this are the rules. I have asked this as well, but it was not possible. We have to wait until we arrive in a "higher" rank. Reason Huh

Edit - that signature campaign seems to attract the best shitnoobs, who apply thusly:

Your Rank:
BTT Username:
BTT Profile Link:
Current Post Count:
Tron Address:
legendary
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Polo7's reincarnation didn't work out:

Butcoin not real
My friends asked how was bitcoin now i tell them bad.
I probably start fight against bitcoin
I stay fiat bitcoin not good
I have not got bitcojn in this forum
legendary
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