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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 33. (Read 60080 times)

legendary
Activity: 3234
Merit: 1375
Slava Ukraini!
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
Not a shit post, but touching. Applicant in the ChipMixer sig campaign thread.

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My dream signature campaign since I was a newbie here. even I know that I have no chance of winning some spot, I can say that I was one of the candidates.

legendary
Activity: 1848
Merit: 1166
My AR-15 ID's itself as a toaster. Want breakfast?
Local rules - please no instant derailing and screaming personal insults to derail.
legendary
Activity: 1932
Merit: 1737
"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

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legendary
Activity: 1820
Merit: 1207

Shining, shimerring, splendid Shocked Shocked Shocked
legendary
Activity: 1526
Merit: 1359
Is this totally inappropriate for this forum or just shitpost? You be the judge.

Paedophile or need new terms?
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 I confided  these thoughts to a psychological expert. She was very kind and her only concern was the 4hrs a day milf porn consumption. She claimed going on a date with me or even just a quickie f***, even for double pay would be a contravention of the Doctor patient relationship.

This is a message from my cousin, he wanted to join and post for himself here, but his ip is evil and this forum does not allow him to join at this time, he has not the required bitcoins to fix this problem. I'm posting for sensible feedback, primarily for the age bracket idea. Discussion there of. The remaining story can be ignored.

If you ask me I would give him an instant ban!  Grin
legendary
Activity: 2240
Merit: 3150
₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(
I thought that those times are over after the new bumping restrictions but seems like the "good project" spam never dies out, its just getting more broken...

good proger

legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 2594
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Can u imagine Ur day When u are chipped?

How the taxes are taken is just government have remote Control?  

Pros and cons?  

What u Think?

I guess we all know someone who speaks fluent shit, but this guy is something really special!
 Grin Grin
legendary
Activity: 1820
Merit: 1207
I have found the new post with one only person in this thread and it only spam
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/what-bitcoin-and-me-will-be-5214106
legendary
Activity: 1526
Merit: 1359
Bitcoin Wake up Only If People Will need btc Badly!
But They Don't so.... 2020 Will be slow slow death for btc then.....

But Wait minute everytime When u sell someone always Will buy it from You!


What the heck does he mean by that? It puzzles me completely... Wink

And here's another golden nugget in the gravel from our esteemed colleague.

Before new scam not started They dont stop OLD scam.

Yes we all Know that crypto and Bitcoin is big scam!!

To buy that scam coin u pay high fees to transfer this scam coin u Might wait hours When its confirmed.

Reason this scam is not stopped coz scammers Don't have new scam!

legendary
Activity: 3318
Merit: 2008
First Exclusion Ever
The Three Musketeers are an all male thruple, it's blatant pro-masonic homosexual propaganda.
legendary
Activity: 1722
Merit: 1671
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legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
not a shitpost, but definitely entertaining. the context is this guy is trying to recover his "hacked" account.

The situation is like this.. my account got stolen by brain-computer interface that works wirelessly.. it is not commercially available so only the state have access to technology like that. The state can real thoughts, see what you see, hear, taste, smell and feel.. They can get to those information in real time or stored in memory as your history.. they have access to computers with operating system backdoor and can get to my wallet and my password and can sign messages so this method is not a good proof of account ownership..

I was attacked once by this brain-computer technology in may of 2014. and they fucked me up with extreme pain, they can cause illusions, simulate mental illnesses and cause reactions on the body that represent real illness even if you do not have it.. they generate illnesses.. was sent to hospital (mental institution) at the end so I think something is wrong with my brain and hide what they have done..

I am in the state of Croatia BTW..

In 2017. I was attacked by them for the 2nd time and they sent me to hospital at the peak of the market so I cannot work in crypto anymore. They have hacked my blockfolio application on my iphone by messing with app files so my portfolio shows around 2.8 million earned in crypto instead of 4.5 million USD that I actually have so I cannot manage my crypto and invest correctly.. They have kept met captured with brain-computer interface technology so I cannot wrok or do anything.. they can cause shifts in emotions bug me thoughts so I cannot keep attention on my own and cannot do anything.. they can cause laziness so I have no willpower do things I need to do.. They developed fatty tissue on my skin, caused my teeths to rot and get destroyes, caused extreme stress so fatty tissue develop into cancer, cause excessive body hair growth and they can also remove body or head hair.. Changed how I look, made me fat, messes me up completely and started stealing from me.. They stole BTC and XMR from me... I lost 2 years of my life being unable to do anything and I lost 4.2 miillion dollars.. They attacked crypto projects that I invest in and people that work on them so they go bust...

My account was stolen by them reading my password from my brain and then changed password and changed email so I cannot recover it anymore..
member
Activity: 265
Merit: 14
Nina
Shit !!
hello guys, just 3 hrs ago my 22000 satoshis disappeared suddenly. i didnt know what to do messaged them through faq and email. i started checking internet i saw similar problems in forum that freebitco admins/bot automatically play multiply btc. so i checked it was the same case i didnt even play multiply btc but freebitco showed i played and lost in jackpot which i didnt even ticked in first place nor played i was shocked. dont know if it is technical problem are anything. just dont deposit anything in your freebitco account. also if did anyone faced similar problem how did you solve it? did they refund your btc?
HCP
legendary
Activity: 2086
Merit: 4361
Every post made by the OP in this thread: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/--5154098 Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

I don't want to spoil it for you, dear reader... but be prepared for "legit proof" Tongue
hero member
Activity: 2338
Merit: 757
In my opinion, This is the funniest post in lending board ever:

Dear users, I am engaged in issuing loans in btc.
My conditions:
Loan period 1 - 12 months
No more than 5 btc for the first loan
Age 18+
without collateral
Contact telegram @cryptoBot_adm

You can cry instead of loughing 😭
legendary
Activity: 2338
Merit: 1261
Heisenberg
Be warned folks, Polo7 will log into the forum to blame you if he dies  Grin

And then I will kill myself and I will blame on You guys Here!
legendary
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Merit: 6981
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I just stumbled across this gem in the Micro Earnings section, which I normally have on ignore:

I still don't understand the game
it's all in english
I do not understand anything
I don't know how it moves
I don't know the commands
nobody gives support
there is no spanish
everything in English
I do not understand anything
Huh

Not the typical shitpost, but it did make me chuckle.

This is the 10th anniversary art contest submission from a -5 trust, 0 merit in 1500+ post bounty hunter, in its entirety!

Happy 10th anniversary day Bitcoitalk.
My btc address:3HWkJhg4UXQ558XjN9tuiahyUCNsPVvdiU
Yeah, I saw that and was wondering what the hell he thought he was doing there.  Obviously the dude had no idea what the thread was about and thought it was some kind of giveaway.  No doubt he doesn't give two shits about the 10th anniversary of the forum.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
legendary
Activity: 2212
Merit: 2061
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"I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either."  Cheesy

Some dude asking for 1BTC without even submitting an art-piece and failing to type bitcoin correct.

His post seems to be deleted now (maybe LoyceV has it in his database idk). Too funny and sad at the same time!

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I would gladly accept your 1 BTC sir, as I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either.

If I could make beautiful art to sell, why would I be pleading for a bitkern
. Smiley

hmmm not really artistic but maybe could pass as a piercing critique on the starving conditions of many modern artists from Europe ?..  Roll Eyes
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