Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 33.

The Sceptical Chymist

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I just stumbled across this gem in the Micro Earnings section, which I normally have on ignore:

Quote from: venezolanobtc on November 28, 2019, 10:44:59 PM

I still don't understand the game
it's all in english
I do not understand anything
I don't know how it moves
I don't know the commands
nobody gives support
there is no spanish
everything in English
I do not understand anything Huh

Not the typical shitpost, but it did make me chuckle.

Quote from: nutildah on November 21, 2019, 12:09:49 PM

This is the 10th anniversary art contest submission from a -5 trust, 0 merit in 1500+ post bounty hunter, in its entirety!

Quote from: ?? on ??

Happy 10th anniversary day Bitcoitalk.
My btc address:3HWkJhg4UXQ558XjN9tuiahyUCNsPVvdiU

Yeah, I saw that and was wondering what the hell he thought he was doing there. Obviously the dude had no idea what the thread was about and thought it was some kind of giveaway. No doubt he doesn't give two shits about the 10th anniversary of the forum.

LoyceV

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Quote from: morvillz7z on November 21, 2019, 12:40:10 PM

His post seems to be deleted now (maybe LoyceV has it in his database idk).

http://loyce.club/archive/posts/5297/52973551.html

morvillz7z

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"I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either." Cheesy

Some dude asking for 1BTC without even submitting an art-piece and failing to type bitcoin correct.

His post seems to be deleted now (maybe LoyceV has it in his database idk). Too funny and sad at the same time!

Quote from: Vispilio on November 03, 2019, 07:54:57 PM

Quote from: ?? on ??

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I would gladly accept your 1 BTC sir, as I am Italian, but I'm no Raphael either.

If I could make beautiful art to sell, why would I be pleading for a bitkern.

hmmm not really artistic but maybe could pass as a piercing critique on the starving conditions of many modern artists from Europe ?.. Roll Eyes

nutildah

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This is the 10th anniversary art contest submission from a -5 trust, 0 merit in 1500+ post bounty hunter, in its entirety!

Quote from: ?? on ??

Happy 10th anniversary day Bitcoitalk.
My btc address:3HWkJhg4UXQ558XjN9tuiahyUCNsPVvdiU

Maybe they're on an Andy Warhol-like level that we just don't get.

coupable

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This post topic was deleted from the Services board

Quote from: OddJobsForBitcoin on November 20, 2019, 01:19:21 PM

Preamble: This is a free service. You can call it community and kingdom service. The community is crypto, the kingdom is Jesus'.

So...I'll be spending the next 24 hours praying for you. So if you've got anything bugging you, just DM or post it here. I'll use the opportunity to pray for you in several way.

1) Pray that your immediate problem be solved. Jesus is a mighty God and He can solve all your problems. Assuredly.
2) Pray for your soul, so that you don't just hunt for crypto all of your life forgetting God or keeping Him at the periphery.
3) Pray for your family, so that not just you, but all of them would get the salvation of God.
4) Prayer for all who are skeptical about the power of God to save them.
5) Most importantly. I'll pray that you become a believer in Jesus by making Him your Savior so that you make it to heaven when you die.

Please comment with your need here or DM.

PS: This service is FREE.

tmfp

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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

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20 moderators will be taken free to our site. This is your chance. resort
Details: https://---------------.com
Thanks...

Hurry up guys, the bus will be arriving shortly.

HCP

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Quote from: ?? on ??

Did you know that bitcoin is not just about buying and selling, oh yes, i never had an idea also until i was told and i got some bitcoin stolen. luckily for me i got in contact with a deep web database officer who could help me trace how my bitcoin was stolen and actually helped me to retrieve it back, it took days and huge effort, but since i paid to provide the necessary tools he needed, he was able to know the amount of btc left in the wallet my btc was stolen into, and he dragged the btc back into my wallet, i was shocked but it was a deep web worker i didnt expect less from him. and he helpd me to secure my account, even without authy my account is safe and cant have any stolen coin. you can contact him [email protected] he would be of help.

Just wanted to record this post for posterity before it gets nuked. WTF is a "Deep Web Database Officer"? Huh

Still... he must be some sort of cypto god... being able to "dragged the btc back into my wallet" Roll Eyes

Bonus points for this: "even without authy my account is safe and cant have any stolen coin" Tongue

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Quote from: ?? on ??

What you said that is true mate because i have more than 90 tokens and coins with me they have nothing in crypto market but as per the team's it value is more than $20k so I am happy with rich on spreadsheet.

Just ridiculous.

DireWolfM14

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Pass the dutchie to the left hand side.

Quote from: ?? on ??

a great project to connect people to this new toke!

Findingnemo

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Honestly I can't stop laughing after reading this reply for my comment after 6 months later,

Quote from: AakZaki on November 04, 2019, 05:13:24 PM

Quote from: Findingnemo on April 19, 2019, 10:18:41 AM

How can you prove that this is legit. Huh

There is no details about accepted users,weird ever campaign.

The YoBit Signature Campaign is correct and many of us have joined the campaign, I actually also showed it and got paid. I hope that this campaign will run even longer.

I asked this question when a mysterious newbie tells about yobit campaign look at the time stas,but after so many drama about yobit he is now replying to that.

Anyway he was banned from cryptotalk already.

Quote from: yahoo62278 on November 05, 2019, 03:48:56 AM

Don't worry, he is no longer in the campaign now.

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Quote from: TheBeardedBaby on November 04, 2019, 11:03:10 AM

I thought that the time of the "Great Project" shitposting spam is over but apparently some old bumping shitbots woke up again.

A whole thread full of good project.. it's not something you see every day

Quote from: ?? on ??

preat project

One funny one Cheesy

Quote from: pool operator on November 04, 2019, 10:49:03 AM

bounties? hairdrop?

"hairdrop"

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This is really funny.. more funny is the fact that is not even posted from mobile to say that the auto-correct is guilty or something like this.

TheBeardedBaby

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₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(

I thought that the time of the "Great Project" shitposting spam is over but apparently some old bumping shitbots woke up again.

A whole thread full of good project.. it's not something you see every day

Quote from: ?? on ??

preat project

One funny one Cheesy

Quote from: pool operator on November 04, 2019, 10:49:03 AM

bounties? hairdrop?

xtraelv

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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

This thread has some amusing quips

Quote from: Romis7151 on October 29, 2019, 04:37:43 PM

Quote from: suchmoon on October 29, 2019, 04:23:53 PM

Quote from: Romis7151 on October 29, 2019, 04:08:20 PM

Do not make me laugh! Who should I complain to? To the Lord God?
I wrote complaints 2 years ago to the Forum Administrator, but he doesn’t give a damn about it!
I think this is one mafia! Moderators support forum fraud, and share revenue with the Administrator!
I have no other explanation!

So what do you expect is going to be different now? The Lord God is probably not reading this and thou hast evaded thy ban 26 times.

I think it's time to write about this forum, in other places! It's time to punish the existence of this fraudulent forum!
I will write a complaint to American Cangres!

TECSHARE

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First Exclusion Ever

Quote from: badjacks99 on October 31, 2019, 05:26:41 AM

Note: Veleor shallow brain, very stupid, penis length is the size of his mind.

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Quote from: Upgate on November 01, 2019, 02:22:29 PM

It's sounds funny to me how can we bet on who is supposed to win this the both party looks set to win it just that one has a higher advantage but still if he makes a wrong and uncalculated move he would sure lose the game

friends1980

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Having read most of the ban appeal and unban begging threads in the Meta thread, I can officially confirm that most of them are so bad they are actually funny. I'll spare you the efforts of copypasting them all and let you search yourself. (hint: go to the Meta forum, close your eyes and click anywhere, big chance you've clicked on one of them...)

xtraelv

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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: khaled0111 on October 30, 2019, 09:00:16 AM

Quote from: nutildah on October 30, 2019, 08:27:40 AM

More from Bitcoin SV, the gift that keeps giving.

Quote from: Bitcoin SV on October 30, 2019, 08:18:31 AM

Stay fart in your swamp further

no wonder why that thread stinks

None of them appear to have Satoshis linguistic skills. Roll Eyes

Pmalek

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Some guy keeps posting threads in the Services section for US to cooperate! He needs about $300 a day. So if you are US and you want to cooperate you can contact him via Telegram.

Quote from: jinwenjun2008 on October 30, 2019, 11:34:10 AM

need the US to cooperate,about 300$a day ,telegram；@wishname

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Quote from: Lantind on October 29, 2019, 04:40:08 AM

As far as I know investors always use analysis when investing, even though they hear advice from others, but when investing in a project must have their own thoughts which are based on the analysis they have done, even though they are new investors.

There is redundancy and then there is this guy, Chief of the Department of Redundancy Department.

Investors always use analysis when investing even though they hear advice but when investing in a project they must use their analysis!

|=|

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Quote from: nutildah on October 30, 2019, 08:27:40 AM

More from Bitcoin SV, the gift that keeps giving.

Quote from: Bitcoin SV on October 30, 2019, 08:18:31 AM

Stay fart in your swamp further

no wonder why that thread stinks

My sincere apologies for honnest member defending the real bitcoin there and exposing those scammers.

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