"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."
Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 56. (Read 59152 times)
October 31, 2018, 02:02:02 PM
I find this one tremendously funny:
"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."
"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."
October 30, 2018, 06:53:38 PM
Not sure how I found this, was probably following some shitposters or it was copypastas. Anyway, this is not a shitpost but a promotional video of some kind (from BQT spreadsheet for content creation). You know these videos people make for bounties and eventually getting paid?
There is only one rule, you need to watch the entire clip, the full 5 minutes and 52 seconds. If I can do it, you can too!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqGW2wFQRI
So, what do you think? There is part 2 and part 3 in case you need more of it.
I don't want to be completely off-topic here, so here's a very solid advice for newbies (source - same guy from the video).
You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.
There is only one rule, you need to watch the entire clip, the full 5 minutes and 52 seconds. If I can do it, you can too!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqGW2wFQRI
So, what do you think? There is part 2 and part 3 in case you need more of it.
I don't want to be completely off-topic here, so here's a very solid advice for newbies (source - same guy from the video).
The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software
You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year.
October 29, 2018, 06:22:06 PM
My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.
Fixed it for you.
So the friend is a toddler?
October 29, 2018, 05:33:08 PM
My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.
Fixed it for you.
So the friend is a toddler?
October 29, 2018, 05:29:26 PM
My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.
Fixed it for you.
October 29, 2018, 04:44:45 PM
Posted in bitcoin discussion:
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."
Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?
https://youtu.be/zoGNBkhoClg
October 29, 2018, 12:15:21 PM
hello gays 
im new in bitcoin . i have a question plz help me
im newby can i earn money from bitcoin or rank up first
Well this guy seems to be rather lost right from the greeting … Then, as a memorable first post, he “goes straight” to the key question on how to make money here. He has heard about ranks though, although likely confuses Bitcoin with Bitcointalk. Wonder if he will make it to his second post … im new in bitcoin . i have a question plz help meim newby can i earn money from bitcoin or rank up first
October 28, 2018, 10:27:18 PM
He should get an reward for this , the thread name is " Hi Everyone "
and thats the first post is :
and thats the first post is :
I'm Johny Jeon
October 28, 2018, 10:18:25 AM
Posted in bitcoin discussion:
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."
Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?
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October 28, 2018, 05:13:24 AM
Posted in bitcoin discussion:
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.
Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?
October 27, 2018, 10:55:33 PM
Not a shitpost but amusing spelling mistake:
Sometimes foreign languages can give a wrong impression:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/manipulatif-analize-giri-3-4598560
Translated as:
Has anyone analised the benefits of creating assets based on byteball vs assets based on waves? That would be quite uselful.
Sometimes foreign languages can give a wrong impression:
https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/manipulatif-analize-giri-3-4598560
Translated as:
October 27, 2018, 11:39:51 AM
...
A what ?
Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.
A what ?
I only adopt gods from shelters; the only problem is, people rarely surrender gods to a shelter in the first place.
October 27, 2018, 01:50:50 AM
from [ANN] [ICO] [BOUNTY] [AIRDROP] Huapupay HUA is an innovative and interactive
this project is very nice.and good tim work.all the bast all tim.
i reed the project You need to mor explict and do the paln for the project the probrlm is the markiting not the smart contract it so esey
pff...copy/paste
I hope that this project will enjoy massive success
I hope that this project will enjoy massive success
October 27, 2018, 12:52:08 AM
Speaking of pets, "furom" sounds like something furry and... yeah I have no clue.
some one report your comment regarding that issue this furom need to improve I hope more investigator before deleting post and ban users her I think this furom it's defense on the report issue.
October 25, 2018, 09:29:58 AM
We did spreedshit for each categories. To receive a spreedshit, write to us on [email protected] indicating your nickname and the category in which you are participating.
Who has already told us his mail may not do this. We will send everything to you tomorrow.
Who has already told us his mail may not do this. We will send everything to you tomorrow.
no. in the spreedshit Twitter campaingn 190
no. in the spreedshit Facebook campaingn 122
no. in the spreedshit 11
Manager, when you will check my status in twitter campaign(spreedshit 244 Levilate)?
Hi when do you add someone on your spreedshit ?
After they submit a job or after they apply?
PS: I am talking about this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zbcZwcU5_no7wMNjgjcBccbu9wWlr71vsp8GnvuKJqw/edit#gid=1533504762
After they submit a job or after they apply?
PS: I am talking about this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zbcZwcU5_no7wMNjgjcBccbu9wWlr71vsp8GnvuKJqw/edit#gid=1533504762
Dear, Dyron. I have made friendly tweets and retweeted posts from your twitter, made a report to this thread, and send a report
no later than 2 days after the end of the week. And why i don't see my account approved in the spreadshit?
no later than 2 days after the end of the week. And why i don't see my account approved in the spreadshit?
Do you have any spreadshit which show our stakes, or ypou will publish end od bounty campaing ?
I joined the telegram
Tw spreadshit#86
Fb spreadshit #82
please correct the status. Thank you
Tw spreadshit#86
Fb spreadshit #82
please correct the status. Thank you
Week 02: 18.04-24.04
BCT Name: meaamir86
Twitter account link: https://twitter.com/meaamir1
Spreadshit No: #1271
BCT Name: meaamir86
Twitter account link: https://twitter.com/meaamir1
Spreadshit No: #1271
Weekly twitter report (26.03.2018 - 01.04.2018)
Twitter URL: https://twitter.com/fariha0007
Followers: 1200+
Speedshit List : 271
Retweets+likes
https://twitter.com/fariha0007/status/979347930057293824
Twitter URL: https://twitter.com/fariha0007
Followers: 1200+
Speedshit List : 271
Retweets+likes
https://twitter.com/fariha0007/status/979347930057293824
These are just a few examples of spreedshit, spreadshit and speedshit posts
EDIT:
Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.
A what ?
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October 24, 2018, 05:25:12 PM
Here is a reply from YOSHIE I just don't understand because his Q&A don't correspond to my topic and I feel it fits in here "Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny". Don't try reading, you'll just confuse yourself.
So in this case several questions arise:
<> There is no point in hoarding (sMerit).
<> When giving (sMerit) to other members, can our Merit be less?
Answer: No.
<> Collected (sMerit)?
Every time gives 1 Merit from another member, we get 0.5 (sMerit). If you have 0.5 (sMerit) you can't give Merit to other members, surely?
Actually you have to get another 0.5 (sMerit) to be enough, so at least 1 Merit can be given.
<> for example I want to collect (sMerit) do not want to give to other members?
Answer:
It is certain: There is no point in hoarding (sMerit), keeping it alone does not benefit you, and we have the right to rot the unused sosit in the future.
<> Well, if there is a post that can merit then it is erased. What about Merit.
Answer: it remains intact Merit is eternal.
For that (sMerit) is a Merit given to other Bitcointalk members who have achievements. So it's easy to know (sMeritt) that is in us. Can take this link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit
The conclusion of the topic question, maybe in the giving (sMerit) by the forum automatically, I think it's a bit heavy because it is individual post per post, so Hopefully? for the future all members are not heavy to give merit to other bitcointalk members if they find posts of other members who are useful.
Each time i merit a user for their contribution to forum, I notice this message "There is no point in hoarding sMerit; keeping it yourself does not benefit you, and we reserve the right to decay unused sMerit in the future. But what surprises me is some user still ignores this message, keeping the smerits they received as a trophy to themselves.
In the course of the new forum rules all know with Merit Point requirements in increasing levels with different number of activities, so I will answer a little about the question: (CryptopreneurBrainboss) which concerns sMerit (Merit).So in this case several questions arise:
<> There is no point in hoarding (sMerit).
<> When giving (sMerit) to other members, can our Merit be less?
Answer: No.
<> Collected (sMerit)?
Every time gives 1 Merit from another member, we get 0.5 (sMerit). If you have 0.5 (sMerit) you can't give Merit to other members, surely?
Actually you have to get another 0.5 (sMerit) to be enough, so at least 1 Merit can be given.
<> for example I want to collect (sMerit) do not want to give to other members?
Answer:
It is certain: There is no point in hoarding (sMerit), keeping it alone does not benefit you, and we have the right to rot the unused sosit in the future.
<> Well, if there is a post that can merit then it is erased. What about Merit.
Answer: it remains intact Merit is eternal.
For that (sMerit) is a Merit given to other Bitcointalk members who have achievements. So it's easy to know (sMeritt) that is in us. Can take this link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit
The conclusion of the topic question, maybe in the giving (sMerit) by the forum automatically, I think it's a bit heavy because it is individual post per post, so Hopefully? for the future all members are not heavy to give merit to other bitcointalk members if they find posts of other members who are useful.
October 24, 2018, 05:18:10 PM
A shitposter reported plagiarism in my "report plagiarism" thread, and asked for Merit.
Justice will be served:
~snip evidence of plagiarism~
Instead of merit, you'll get a ban now.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot
Don't they ever learn that thread is the worst place on the forum to post if you've copied someone's post?
Justice will be served:
purify the forum from useless users.
A perfect description of yourself.~snip evidence of plagiarism~
Instead of merit, you'll get a ban now.
Don't they ever learn that thread is the worst place on the forum to post if you've copied someone's post?
October 24, 2018, 05:07:13 PM
Today's surprise - er, actually yesterday's... - is this seemingly innocuous and not-at-all-shitposty post that starts off like this:
This post might not seem to qualify for this illustrious thread, but the key here is that it is the 16246th post... in a bounty thread. Yes, kids, that's >16k bounty reports that just got rendered moot.
Bam!
...
In the past few months, we were waiting for the establishment of the fund which had to invest in our project on a pre-sale stage. That was necessary to start the ICO. Unfortunately, the participants of the fund have decided to suspend all investments in crypto industry due to downfall of the cryptocurrency market. In this regard, we decided to stop waiting and not to do the ICO. All funds we have collected so far will be returned.
...
In the past few months, we were waiting for the establishment of the fund which had to invest in our project on a pre-sale stage. That was necessary to start the ICO. Unfortunately, the participants of the fund have decided to suspend all investments in crypto industry due to downfall of the cryptocurrency market. In this regard, we decided to stop waiting and not to do the ICO. All funds we have collected so far will be returned.
...
This post might not seem to qualify for this illustrious thread, but the key here is that it is the 16246th post... in a bounty thread. Yes, kids, that's >16k bounty reports that just got rendered moot.
Bam!
October 23, 2018, 01:08:51 PM
I always thought of suchmoon's previous avatar as a cross between the alchemy symbol for female and the IEC symbol for a power switch... Obvious pun is obvious.
It was part of my elaborate plan to fix all forum's problems at once. I guess I'm gonna have to chew through it now.
Now back on topic if I may... brilliant investment advice from "Why to Invest in ICO?":
crypto money is always a risk. ico this is the least risk. so choosing ico is the most logical method. ico just wants time and patience. people can win in this way.
I invested in ICO because in my opinion invest in ICO will give me a big profit and make me rich.
I think getting rich quickly inspires us all to participate in Ico.
The reason behind why we should invest in the company who offers ICO is to obtained a huge profit from it. ICO companies is the new investment in our era which gives instant money with less effort.
I realized that when I invested in IO I could get a very large profit. You could benefit from when you bought it, so you could get bonuses of more than 30%. I think it was very much.
My intention investing in ICO is getting big profits, as we recognise that holding bitcoin or altcoins feels difficult to get earnings so I choose to get income whilst ICO, and i am happy this has confirmed profitable.
it's beacuase you can earn with it a lot of money and it has some really interesting technical oppurtunities
A few months ago, investments in ICO brought investors a very decent profit. Now people continue to believe that such investments can make them rich.
Price is lower when buy coin at ico time, after listing at exchange market price will be dump and higher, where we can take much profit if buy at ico and get much bonus by giving of ico owner or ico team.
Darwin would be so proud of this evolutionary dead-end of the human race.
October 23, 2018, 12:36:17 PM
...I am seeing your avatar as Stich or whatever it is called. Blue, furry and toothy I remember that you had something less memorable before but we already established my memory is not to be trusted......
I remember that you had something less memorable before but we already established my memory is not to be trusted......I always thought of suchmoon's previous avatar as a cross between the alchemy symbol for female and the IEC symbol for a power switch... Obvious pun is obvious.
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