Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 56.

suchmoon

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What did you want to be when you were a kid?

Quote from: ?? on ??

I always wanted to be a software engineer. And I have completed my masters in Computer science. So lucky in that way. Smiley

20 minutes later:

Quote from: Stevelulia on April 15, 2018, 11:25:31 AM

I always dreamed of a passive income, I didn't care about from what exactly. Grin

Obviously both posts plagiarized. How pathetic do you have to be to plagiarize a childhood dream? Smiley Grin Sad

Quote from: Rockdut on January 11, 2018, 02:48:21 AM

when I was small I really wanted to buy bicycles

Quote from: Bujangantua on January 13, 2018, 03:42:58 AM

when I was little, I really love to buy hp tab

Quote from: marco bukat on February 14, 2018, 03:47:50 AM

maybe a cool racing car toy and of course nintendo, because super mario is really cool

These don't seem to grasp what "be" means.

From the library of useless knowledge: "signature campaign" in word-spinner slang is "mark battle". I find it quite apt, almost poetic. Battle of the marks. Who gets swindled the most.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.22503815

Quote from: Heyyyrenz on August 11, 2017, 03:52:45 AM

i've joined a signature campaign right now, actually this is my main source of my bitcoins right now and i'm storing it to a two kinds of wallet the 70% of my income will go directly to my wallet and then instantly withdraw and the 30% goes to my offline wallet or paper wallet and i will saved it for future purposes or i may say long term investment.

S_Therapist

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Please give him some suggestion, sir Grin

Quote from: ?? on ??

We all communicate in the same words. Any suggestion you can give for plagiarism, sir.

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A reliable and promising project. There is a very strong team working on this project.
A promising idea of ??the project is always one of the key indicators of successful initiatives.
The project is interesting in terms of innovation. I wish the project to grow fast.

morvillz7z

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hyip ads these days Grin

chenille

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chenille!

In general the discussion is really meaningless: What opportunities are ahead? (or Bitcoin will finish)

Quote from: piepie.asean on October 27, 2018, 10:11:50 AM

Bitcoin will end when there is no coin to dig. What opportunities are waiting in this space?

Quote from: bonyaserg on October 27, 2018, 10:50:24 AM

Personally, I think that when Bitcoin is finished, another coin will come to replace one coin. But for the time being it is too early to talk about it since Bitcoin will end in 2045 and this is more than 20 years old and can change everything a thousand times. Since we are living now and it is necessary to act at the moment for this, all efforts should be directed for our well-being. We can only wait and gain patience and we just need it. And according to forecasts, Bitcoin should grow to 50 thousand dollars, which is of course an impressive amount.

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LoyceV

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What's this sorcery? Cheesy

Quote from: ?? on ??

Despite the fact that I additionally however about combining the sources of info nowadays, I was not sufficiently brilliant to make a legitimate string and increment mindfulness. I some way or another needed to hold up additional, until the point when the charges drop much more. You made this string, great done

It's almost poetic, as if Google Translate married a text spinner and has been spinning the same text all night long.

It's in my self-moderated thread, so I'll delete it when he's banned (archived!).

morvillz7z

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If suspicion and fiction had a baby, how would you call that little sucker? Grin

Quote from: Trttn on September 12, 2018, 01:00:45 PM

Suspiction! ~~Because all team have no profiles or have no mention about heta project!~~

friends1980

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nutildah-III / NFT2021-04-01

Quote from: DdmrDdmr on November 07, 2018, 11:51:38 AM

Quote from: BlueMoonLight on November 07, 2018, 09:01:22 AM

(...)
Marry merit in Christmas or maybe in new years eve.
(...)

Xmas time brings both wanted and unwanted gifts, and often one has a kinder attitude towards things during that period of time. Now on can wish for many sorts of presents for Xmas, but I’d never say that actually marring merit was one of them.

On the other hand, the world has witnessed some weird marriages in the past:
-   A guy married Nene Anegasaki from a Nintendo DS game called Love Plus.
-   A woman married herself in Taiwan.
-   A Man married an anime character stamped on a body pillow in Korea.
-   A girl married a dog in India.

So no wonder someone can actually fantasize about marrying merit … and having many "merrits" as an outcome.

I will marry his useless post history to the "Report to moderator" link.

DdmrDdmr

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There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain

Quote from: BlueMoonLight on November 07, 2018, 09:01:22 AM

Christmas season is coming is there a chance of merit system deactivation?
Is there a chance that theymos may give us Christmas bonus?
Marry merit in Christmas or maybe in new years eve.

I think merit is the best gift ever to crypto communities if possible. Grin

Xmas time brings both wanted and unwanted gifts, and often one has a kinder attitude towards things during that period of time. Now on can wish for many sorts of presents for Xmas, but I’d never say that actually marring merit was one of them.

On the other hand, the world has witnessed some weird marriages in the past:
-   A guy married Nene Anegasaki from a Nintendo DS game called Love Plus.
-   A woman married herself in Taiwan.
-   A Man married an anime character stamped on a body pillow in Korea.
-   A girl married a dog in India.

So no wonder someone can actually fantasize about marrying merit … and having many "merrits" as an outcome.

mu_enrico

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I think this dude is actually trying so hard, but still... Read the bolded words:

Quote from: YOSHIE on November 07, 2018, 05:50:59 AM

People always find words of English terms that are often used by many people in everyday life. However, many of these people do not understand the meaning of the words of these terms. more confusing, in the British English version of American English there are many different terms used with the same definition.

I agree with TMAN to find out the importance of learning English,
Example:
Try to imagine how the world would be about the next 10 years? maybe, in view of the important reasons why we should learn English, a little insight into the reasons for the importance of learning English.

1. Opportunity to get a job.
2. Meng-global language
3. Easy to accept in the eyes of the world.
5. Economic Language.
6. Can Follow the Development of the Age
7. Understanding Technology
8. Increasing Knowledge
9. Safe recreation.
10. Scientific language
12. Look the most slang
13. Improve Career.
14.make us smarter.
15. Can conquer the world of the Internet.

xtraelv

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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: coolcoinz on November 03, 2018, 03:16:31 PM

Quote from: judyrob on October 31, 2018, 02:18:54 AM

many definitions of the crypto however as they do not have a commitment for crypto and willing to be patient then this market will be able to kill anyone. Indeed this may I will not recommend to my family when they were not ready with the crypto State like this. full risk clearly only it is a challenge in the crypto should be bypassed.

Check out some of his other posts. Gibberish 101. Google translate from a rare language or dialect? It all reads like it was supposed to make sense but doesn't.
Mindfuck Shocked

Google mistranslated from indonesian. Has been posting in giberish since 2016.

Quote from: judyrob on October 21, 2016, 02:07:08 AM

How can i claim my twitter and slck bounty sir???
Thank you

coolcoinz

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Quote from: judyrob on October 31, 2018, 02:18:54 AM

many definitions of the crypto however as they do not have a commitment for crypto and willing to be patient then this market will be able to kill anyone. Indeed this may I will not recommend to my family when they were not ready with the crypto State like this. full risk clearly only it is a challenge in the crypto should be bypassed.

Check out some of his other posts. Gibberish 101. Google translate from a rare language or dialect? It all reads like it was supposed to make sense but doesn't.
Mindfuck Shocked

Steamtyme

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Quote from: claudioHQZ on November 03, 2018, 08:03:05 AM

The last posting from your IP was less than 360 seconds ago. Please try again later. The thing you were trying to post was saved as a draft. This limit decreases substantially as your account becomes more established.

This gem is from one of the cryptozink spam stragglers, poor little brand new account lol.

khatarnak

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Karma is like 69 : You get what you give

Quote from: adventuretime80 on October 29, 2018, 06:45:19 PM

Hi all! I’m new to the forum and would like to introduce myself. My husband and I have recently become active in crypto currency. We have been able to invest so far in bitcoin and litecoin, and we plan to invest in others in the near future. I’m very hopeful this forum will be informative and helpful in our crypto currency endeavors.

Thanks!

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nutildah

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Quote from: xtraelv on November 01, 2018, 10:06:40 AM

That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

Lol good point.

xtraelv

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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

Quote from: nutildah on November 01, 2018, 09:12:18 AM

What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.

Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.

That feedback may well be applied to McAfee if bitcoin fails to reach 1 Million US$ by 2020.

nutildah

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What are some of the best reasons you've ever seen for leaving somebody negative feedback?

This could probably be its own thread, but I'm just adding this one here because it gave me a laugh. Hope you'll forgive me for going off topic.

Taken literally, it insinuates that a member made a thread where he chronicled his quest to suck his own dick, couldn't do it, then somebody felt that was a good enough reason to warrant suspicion about the trustworthiness of said member, and warn the community about their behavior.

hilariousetc

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Quote from: morvillz7z on October 30, 2018, 05:53:38 PM

Quote from: daobitcoin on July 15, 2018, 10:52:21 AM

The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software

You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year. Roll Eyes

He has a dought:

Quote from: ?? on ??

i have a dought ,....
is our feature in this form is depending on rank ??
i know everyone like to became a high rank holders but why is nessesary ??
we can give and collect info by posting our own words ... and post the topics for knowledge and help for others !! not for only rank !!

Quote from: friends1980 on October 31, 2018, 01:02:02 PM

I find this one tremendously funny:

"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

Ha. I've seen worse contradictory posts that that over the years. Can't quite recall any right now though,.

friends1980

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nutildah-III / NFT2021-04-01

I find this one tremendously funny:

"I believe it will last forever, but it will take years."

morvillz7z

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Not sure how I found this, was probably following some shitposters or it was copypastas. Anyway, this is not a shitpost but a promotional video of some kind (from BQT spreadsheet for content creation). You know these videos people make for bounties and eventually getting paid?

There is only one rule, you need to watch the entire clip, the full 5 minutes and 52 seconds. If I can do it, you can too!!! Angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glqGW2wFQRI

So, what do you think? There is part 2 and part 3 in case you need more of it.

I don't want to be completely off-topic here, so here's a very solid advice for newbies (source - same guy from the video).

Quote from: daobitcoin on July 15, 2018, 10:52:21 AM

The best security for a newbie is:
1. Do not visit the sex site or download the crack software

You say ICOs didn't raise a lot of money this year. Roll Eyes

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