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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 58. (Read 58896 times)

legendary
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Let Satoshi Help him  Grin Please @satoshi come back for the sake of recovering his/her account  Cheesy

I'm worried that satoshi may ignore that thread because his name was misspelled in the title:

My Account Hacked @theymos @sathosi please help
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From the "No Shame In My Game" department:


If you are drawn to the forum only for income, you are doing it wrong.

Yes, everyone wants to get results from this forum, because there are already gifts in this forum, so they will always join the campaign for daily income.
legendary
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The original was already sufficiently shitty but that didn't discourage Star_Bucks from making it worse:

Investing in bitcoin always has its pros and cons. Due to the unstability of bitcoin prices often rise and low repeatedly.. Investing on it would make a big profit if you are a good investor but there are also disadvantages that may lead you to your bankruptcy.
Investing in bitcoin has advantages you will earn a lot if you invest in a good investor to double your capital and to get higher salary and the disadvantages of investing in bitcoin may lead you to your bankruptcy if you have a not good investor.



The secret of happiness:

My secret is of happiness when me and my entire relatives meet ..
And when I get token from airdrops
sr. member
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Let Satoshi Help him  Grin Please @satoshi come back for the sake of recovering his/her account  Cheesy
please help
My Orginal Account is hacked
last post time: July 23, 2018, 07:01:19 AM
Administrator : @theymos @satoshi please help me please.
please back my account.
my parsonal mail address: [email protected]
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I was just surprised by how many quotes this was when I was Patrolling; it's a shame he/she missed some days. Ultimate Quoting!



*Edit

I didn't notice there are quotes starting August!

legendary
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Shitposters learn their craft from the best movies:

I recommend 3 Idiots, it;s a good movie comedy, drama and you can learn a lot from that movie.

And some knock-offs of course:

Hurry meets sajal... it is an indion movie the worst one which i have watched..

I think the worst movies I have ever watched are those in which the main actor is  Sylvester Segal

This one thinks "Saw" is a romance:

The most horrible films I've watched are a few romance films. It's just that my girlfriend likes these films very much, so I had to watch with her.
That's cool,while I like the first Saw movie. Thought it was pretty original. The next couple of follow ups were just ok but nothing terrible. I haven't seen the rest.

Obligatory copypasta, now coming in pairs:

All of the underworld films, biggest pile of dog shit ever imo, that and anaconda.
If they are so bad why did you watch all of them?

All of the underworld films, biggest pile of dog shit ever imo, that and anaconda.
If they are so bad why did you watch all of them?
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

yes i'm running a fast food hotel.

No comment here - this one is stupid enough on its own.

They do exist... and if you see this description in the review it will be memorable... Grin

legendary
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Do you have another job besides being a Bounty Hunter?



I really enjoy to join signature bounty campaign this is not only for money but also to upgrade my self

Cyborg?



according to bible there is time for everything so if the time for me to leave my job for crypto comes, i will.

Might want to re-read the Bible. I think it says "all hard work brings profit, but mere shitposting leads only to poverty."



I join bounty programs as I don't have enough money to invest in ICO, if I would have been having enough money to invest in ICO then I would never join a bounty program

I always wanted to know what the bounty hunters aspire to be when they grow up, this clears that up.



Bounty hunter is my extra earnings. At the moment he does not bring such income, and I can not give up the main job.

This one seems to have enslaved a bounty hunter.



Yes, besides participating in the bounty campaign I have other jobs on the internet. I work for a lot of paid sites to respond to surveys and watch videos to earn money

Sounds like a very loose definition of what a "job" is.



That is very clear that you need a reinforcement design. You can't be abundance holder keeping in mind the end goal to get by in the present aggressive world. The vast majority of the general population on this gathering are completing an occupation alongside overseeing bounties. You additionally need to satisfy your other essential needs like acknowledgment in the general public, and a good looking activity profile for social acknowledgment. Being an abundance holder just keeps you to the four dividers of this discussion and your air gets diminish. I'm not saying this isn't right but rather having a reinforcement design is the most secure choice particularly in todays time.

The inevitable word spinner.



I can't stop on joining in some campaign because I know someday this is the one key to become one of the rich person in crypto world..

That might be correct for some very small values of "rich".



Yes, my main job is managing a chain of fast food stores.

We got a baller here.



Whole financial system of the world is going to stuck soon. We should save as much as we can when we can able to earn money.

Not sure what that means but sounds ominous. This person should put this message on a piece of cardboard and stand on a street corner to warn everyone.



Am a Crypto hunter and banker

Am a banker. I manage to squeeze out time to do my bounty hunting.

I like bounty hunting too much, I work as a banker in my country .....

I knew it. The whole bounty shitcoining nonsense is a banking conspiracy.



yes i'm running a fast food hotel.

No comment here - this one is stupid enough on its own.
legendary
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¿Qué preguntas debo responder? Actualmente no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables. ¿Por qué entonces confías en las bolsas de valores o en los servicios de cambio?

Ok vamos por partes, las preguntas que nos gustaría que respondieras son:

1.- Que nos garantiza que no correrás con el dinero en las manos?
2.- Quien o quienes están detrás de este proyecto?

3.-Cual es su avance hasta ahora?
4.-Como podemos confiar y saber que el proyecto es viable?

Comentas que no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables, yo no estoy de acuedo, yo creo que bitcoin es una soluciones descentralizada confiable... y creo que te estas confundiendo ya que tu negocio de Mixing no es descentralizado  Tongue

No es que confiemos en la bolsa de valores o en los servicios de cambio, es que si ellos nos estafan podemos solucionarlo por la vía legal ya que hay personas dando la cara por esos negocios.

No estamos diciendo que tu nos vayas a estafar, simplemente sabemos como es este mundo de las criptomonedas y hay que ser bastante prevenidos. Asi que no hagas cosas buenas que parezcan malas.
Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Had to add this one to this thread, even if it’s in my local language. In summary, @mixercoin created a post to announce a BTC Mixer. Fair enough ...  Since the OP was so thin in content and information, @seoincorporation asked a fair set of decent question related to the business, such as what guarantees are there that the business will not just runoff with the BTC?, who is behind the project?, what is the progress so far? and why should we trust them and the project viability?  

So far, so good, until @mixercoin gave his astonishing answer that surely will bring peace of mind to any interested party:(translation of the last line in the quoted text) "Services, Exchanges, etc. disappear every day, and nobody can give anything back."

I think I’ll stick to my signature’s proposal ...


The fun fact of that thread was the answer from womanderful...

Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Que es como decir "el mundo ahí fuera está lleno de estafadores y hemos pensado, qué coño, nosotros también podemos!"

I will translate it for all of you because I can't stop laughing.

Quote
is like saying "The world out there is full of scammers and we just think, we don't give a fuck, we can do it!"
legendary
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¿Qué preguntas debo responder? Actualmente no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables. ¿Por qué entonces confías en las bolsas de valores o en los servicios de cambio?

Ok vamos por partes, las preguntas que nos gustaría que respondieras son:

1.- Que nos garantiza que no correrás con el dinero en las manos?
2.- Quien o quienes están detrás de este proyecto?

3.-Cual es su avance hasta ahora?
4.-Como podemos confiar y saber que el proyecto es viable?

Comentas que no existen soluciones descentralizadas confiables, yo no estoy de acuedo, yo creo que bitcoin es una soluciones descentralizada confiable... y creo que te estas confundiendo ya que tu negocio de Mixing no es descentralizado  Tongue

No es que confiemos en la bolsa de valores o en los servicios de cambio, es que si ellos nos estafan podemos solucionarlo por la vía legal ya que hay personas dando la cara por esos negocios.

No estamos diciendo que tu nos vayas a estafar, simplemente sabemos como es este mundo de las criptomonedas y hay que ser bastante prevenidos. Asi que no hagas cosas buenas que parezcan malas.
Los servicios, intercambios, etc. desaparecen cada día y nadie puede devolver nada.

Had to add this one to this thread, even if it’s in my local language. In summary, @mixercoin created a post to announce a BTC Mixer. Fair enough ...  Since the OP was so thin in content and information, @seoincorporation asked a fair set of decent question related to the business, such as what guarantees are there that the business will not just runoff with the BTC?, who is behind the project?, what is the progress so far? and why should we trust them and the project viability?  

So far, so good, until @mixercoin gave his astonishing answer that surely will bring peace of mind to any interested party:(translation of the last line in the quoted text) "Services, Exchanges, etc. disappear every day, and nobody can give anything back."

I think I’ll stick to my signature’s proposal ...
legendary
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I think the Bitcoin ETF and Bitcoin Future are no different,

Bitcoin futures or future? One letter doesn't change much, or does it?

both of them are the vehicles of the popes to deceive/manipulate bitcoin prices as happened in the middle of December 2017.

The Pope is dictating the price of Bitcoin! That's new.



But that only applies temporarily and then most of the bitcoin users will probably be overshadowed by the dark growth of bitcoin as it's now happening, bitcoin's difficult to rise.

Welcome to the dark side Bitcoin users.
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Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league Smiley

Running this through google translate it seems that there are two words in Filipino
baha and apaw that can mean flood, but apaw means also dumb, which fits a bit in the picture.

But god knows what google translate did in the "jobs" case.

Ps.
I dropped him a message asking what he wanted to say by that  Grin Grin



It could be just some way of saying you're an idiot and are doing a bad job. I was going to say that things probably just get lost in translation. There might be local language insults that have no meaning in English and when you're using translating software it just garbles it up even more. You've got to remember a good portion of posters here might even be illiterate in their own language so that will just make the translator job even worse especially when you're trying to make sense of something that never made any in the first place.

Another good one for you. This poster was mocking me for my bad English but ironically I was mocking shitposters for theirs:


You are a legendary and writes bitcoib, yeah you deserve that level, pity on you and yeah it is like loosing my dignity now bothering you here. Excuse ? ohh come on do we need to submit our marriage certificate and our system IP address for you who is not even a DT member and completely misleads our valuable time with your undeserving comments and redtrust. Get lost, cheap guy.

Please learn to comprehend English. I already explained the origin of the 'Bitcoib is my succesfull'. It's a joke mocking shitposters like you. Just like I'm also mocking you calling me a 'highly educated moran'.

Bitcoin is my way
Bitcoin is my partner
Bitcoin is my rich
Bitcoin is destination
Bitcoin is my hobby
Bitcoib is my succesfull

And no, your marriage certificate won't prove anything other than you are married. Your excuse that you're husband and wife and follow each other around the forum posting back to back is laughable. Just go away. Shitposters like you have ruined the forum.
You itself is a shit here at first you are not an authorized DT member to do this and posting these type by an unauthorized shitter like you is exactly spoiling bitcointalk forum and you are just undeserving to speak here with your imbalanced assumptions moreover when you said to my better half that you are about to remove the redtrust that proves we did not commit any mistake on the forum. If i use a direct tone that you are an educated moron that is an uneducated moron. Lift up your head and spit on yourself that is your deserving un educated analysis here. Burger off your undervalued certifications, you are not the right person to teach us what to do.
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
You are a fool in thinking. me and him are husband and wife. We can only use one account. If we use two accounts, is it wrong when we set the username the same? I admit the coppy-paste accusations. But those who are saying I use multiple accounts are stupid


Also your "husband" lists himself on his face book as "female" and "single"  Roll Eyes




Twitter profile URL: https://twitter.com/nd_than88

Facebook profile URL: https://www.facebook.com/ndthan1988






This is your husband right ?

I'm not surpised that she is confused about who is the husband and who is the wife.  Grin
legendary
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Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league Smiley

Running this through google translate it seems that there are two words in Filipino
baha and apaw that can mean flood, but apaw means also dumb, which fits a bit in the picture.

But god knows what google translate did in the "jobs" case.

Ps.
I dropped him a message asking what he wanted to say by that  Grin Grin

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Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league Smiley

Maybe he's trying to insinuate that darklus123 is similar to Donald Trump?  Tongue

Sorry.  I had to do it, although it is a bit early to be ruffling feathers.
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Now you get your answer aside from that account is a scammer as per @xtralev and a plagiarist as per @hilariousetc.

I also doubt that the account you were talking about was from your friend. I think you are the owner of that account or just using an alt account

Is that important? The point here is that forums should give reasons for their actions. This also blocks spam. One simple thing is that I will not create this topic when I know the reason is locked. Your allegations are from a long time ago. When he's still a newbie. He has no experience and new training. He can not avoid mistakes. Do you dare to confirm to me, in the past you have not done anything wrong? you are a bamboo. you are a flood of jobs. you are zombie. fuck

Can somebody please explain to me what could have been the thing the OP wanted to say with "you are a flood of jobs". Usually I am able to understand what the creators of these shitposts wanted to say which makes them even more funny. But this one is out of my league Smiley
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Now you get your answer aside from that account is a scammer as per @xtralev and a plagiarist as per @hilariousetc.

I also doubt that the account you were talking about was from your friend. I think you are the owner of that account or just using an alt account

Is that important? The point here is that forums should give reasons for their actions. This also blocks spam. One simple thing is that I will not create this topic when I know the reason is locked. Your allegations are from a long time ago. When he's still a newbie. He has no experience and new training. He can not avoid mistakes. Do you dare to confirm to me, in the past you have not done anything wrong? you are a bamboo. you are a flood of jobs. you are zombie. fuck
legendary
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Bounty hunter's love story:

Great project, Congrats your team and thanks your airdrop,i love you!

But it's a sad story too. The part before "i love you" is copypasta from:

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Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image



I think this means the bounty program is managed by a very professional maid:

Very good and nice looking project. Bounty program was also maid very professional. Wish u good luck, team!
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I like that one, a bit old but just discovered it:


Voucher offered worth 2000 3000  3500satoshi for registering.
U2 system is paying since october 2015.




You have not dreamed about...But I have done it...
legendary
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Another word spinner gone mad.

Original:

Out of the choices above, Ethereum.Ethereum is a second generation blockchain, and the implementation of smart contracts and decentralised applications makes it a far more valuable investment in my opinion.

Copy:

Out of the hustings foil, Ethereum. Ethereum is a minute dissemination blockchain, and the deed of bold pacts and decentralized employment pisses it a a good deeper worthy assets in my opinion.

Those threads sad to read.
People post in them but I doubt anyone reads them.
It is just a repetition of the same ideas for the sake of posting.
Most people in that thread would be oblivious to a post of garbled nonsense.
If nobody reads your posts then what is the point of posting ?

...and then Out of the hustings foil, you find the start of a fairytale that pisses on everything...
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