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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 57. (Read 60080 times)

legendary
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My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.

So the friend is a toddler?
copper member
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My friend was full member and he todl me that he earns from bitcointalk.

Fixed it for you.
legendary
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Merit: 1068
Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?  Shocked
I didn't even read it, but I sang these words in my head... "Why don´t you get a job" - Offspring Wink


https://youtu.be/zoGNBkhoClg
legendary
Activity: 2338
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There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain
hello gays   Smiley Smiley im new  in bitcoin   . i have a question  plz help me

im newby can i earn money from bitcoin  or  rank up first
Well this guy seems to be rather lost right from the greeting … Then, as a memorable first post, he “goes straight” to the key question on how to make money here. He has heard about ranks though, although likely confuses Bitcoin with Bitcointalk. Wonder if he will make it to his second post …
legendary
Activity: 3136
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He should get an reward for this , the thread name is "  Hi Everyone  "

and thats the first post is :

I'm Johny Jeon
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes

"My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk."

Was a full member -does that mean his account got banned and now is using a newbie account for "earning" ?  Shocked
global moderator
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Posted in bitcoin discussion:

I am a newbie and I have no idea how to get to jr member or rank up. My friend was full member and he told me that he earns from bitcointalk. Can anyone please help me how can I rank up and how can I earn bitcoins.

Another one for the my friend told me you could make money here club. Could he not have asked his "friend" about this?  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
Not a shitpost but amusing spelling mistake:

Has anyone analised the benefits of creating assets based on byteball vs assets based on waves? That would be quite uselful.

Sometimes foreign languages can give a wrong impression:


https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/manipulatif-analize-giri-3-4598560

Translated as:

full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
...
Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.

A what ?  Shocked

I only adopt gods from shelters; the only problem is, people rarely surrender gods to a shelter in the first place.  Undecided

legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1068


from [ANN] [ICO] [BOUNTY] [AIRDROP] Huapupay HUA is an innovative and interactive

this project is very nice.and good tim work.all the bast all tim.

i reed the project You need to mor explict and do the paln for the project the probrlm is the markiting not the smart contract it so esey

pff...copy/paste
I hope that this project will enjoy massive success

I hope that this project will enjoy massive success
legendary
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Merit: 8909
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Speaking of pets, "furom" sounds like something furry and... yeah I have no clue.

some one report your comment regarding that issue this furom need to improve I hope more investigator before deleting post and ban users her I think this furom it's defense on the report issue.
legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
We did spreedshit for each categories. To receive a spreedshit, write to us on [email protected] indicating your nickname and the category in which you are participating.
Who has already told us his mail may not do this. We will send everything to you tomorrow.


no. in the spreedshit Twitter campaingn 190
no. in the spreedshit Facebook campaingn 122



no. in the spreedshit  11


Manager, when you will check my status in twitter campaign(spreedshit 244 Levilate)?

Hi when do you add someone on your spreedshit ?

After they submit a job or after they apply?

PS: I am talking about this https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1zbcZwcU5_no7wMNjgjcBccbu9wWlr71vsp8GnvuKJqw/edit#gid=1533504762

Dear, Dyron. I have made friendly tweets and retweeted posts from your twitter, made a report to this thread, and send a report
no later than 2 days after the end of the week. And why i don't see my account approved in the spreadshit?

Do you have any spreadshit which show our stakes, or ypou will publish end od bounty campaing ?

I joined the telegram
Tw spreadshit#86
Fb spreadshit #82

please correct the status. Thank you

Week 02: 18.04-24.04
BCT Name: meaamir86
Twitter account link: https://twitter.com/meaamir1
Spreadshit No: #1271


Weekly twitter report (26.03.2018 - 01.04.2018)
Twitter URL: https://twitter.com/fariha0007
Followers: 1200+
Speedshit List : 271

Retweets+likes
https://twitter.com/fariha0007/status/979347930057293824


These are just a few examples of spreedshit, spreadshit and speedshit posts

EDIT:

Any kind I guess. If you`re talking about specifically pets then I would more likely to get a god.

A what ?  Shocked


legendary
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Merit: 4282
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Here is a reply from YOSHIE I just don't understand because his Q&A don't correspond to my topic and I feel it fits in here "Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny". Don't try reading, you'll just confuse yourself.

Each time i merit a user for their contribution to forum, I notice this message "There is no point in hoarding sMerit; keeping it yourself does not benefit you, and we reserve the right to decay unused sMerit in the future. But what surprises me is some user still ignores this message, keeping the smerits they received as a trophy to themselves.
In the course of the new forum rules all know with Merit Point requirements in increasing levels with different number of activities, so I will answer a little about the question: (CryptopreneurBrainboss) which concerns sMerit (Merit).

So in this case several questions arise:
<> There is no point in hoarding (sMerit).
<> When giving (sMerit) to other members, can our Merit be less?
Answer: No.

<> Collected (sMerit)?
Every time gives 1 Merit from another member, we get 0.5 (sMerit). If you have 0.5 (sMerit) you can't give Merit to other members, surely?
Actually you have to get another 0.5 (sMerit) to be enough, so at least 1 Merit can be given.

<> for example I want to collect (sMerit) do not want to give to other members?
Answer:
It is certain: There is no point in hoarding (sMerit), keeping it alone does not benefit you, and we have the right to rot the unused sosit in the future.

<> Well, if there is a post that can merit then it is erased. What about Merit.
Answer: it remains intact Merit is eternal.

For that (sMerit) is a Merit given to other Bitcointalk members who have achievements. So it's easy to know (sMeritt) that is in us. Can take this link: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=merit

The conclusion of the topic question, maybe in the giving (sMerit) by the forum automatically, I think it's a bit heavy because it is individual post per post, so Hopefully? for the future all members are not heavy to give merit to other bitcointalk members if they find posts of other members who are useful.
legendary
Activity: 3290
Merit: 16489
Thick-Skinned Gang Leader and Golden Feather 2021
A shitposter reported plagiarism in my "report plagiarism" thread, and asked for Merit.
Justice will be served:
purify the forum from useless users.
A perfect description of yourself.
~snip evidence of plagiarism~
Instead of merit, you'll get a ban now.
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot Cheesy
Don't they ever learn that thread is the worst place on the forum to post if you've copied someone's post?
full member
Activity: 420
Merit: 184
Today's surprise - er, actually yesterday's... - is this seemingly innocuous and not-at-all-shitposty post that starts off like this:

...
In the past few months, we were waiting for the establishment of the fund which had to invest in our project on a pre-sale stage. That was necessary to start the ICO. Unfortunately, the participants of the fund have decided to suspend all investments in crypto industry due to downfall of the cryptocurrency market. In this regard, we decided to stop waiting and not to do the ICO.  All funds we have collected so far will be returned.
...

This post might not seem to qualify for this illustrious thread, but the key here is that it is the 16246th post... in a bounty thread. Yes, kids, that's >16k bounty reports that just got rendered moot.

Bam!

legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
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I always thought of suchmoon's previous avatar as a cross between the alchemy symbol for female and the IEC symbol for a power switch... Obvious pun is obvious.

It was part of my elaborate plan to fix all forum's problems at once. I guess I'm gonna have to chew through it now.



Now back on topic if I may... brilliant investment advice from "Why to Invest in ICO?":

crypto money is always a risk. ico this is the least risk. so choosing ico is the most logical method. ico just wants time and patience. people can win in this way.

I invested in ICO because in my opinion invest in ICO will give me a big profit and make me rich.

I think getting rich quickly inspires us all to participate in Ico.

The reason behind why we should invest in the company who offers ICO is to obtained a huge profit from it. ICO companies is the new investment in our era which gives instant money with less effort.

I realized that when I invested in IO I could get a very large profit. You could benefit from when you bought it, so you could get bonuses of more than 30%. I think it was very much.

My intention investing in ICO is getting big profits, as we recognise that holding bitcoin or altcoins feels difficult to get earnings so I choose to get income whilst ICO, and i am happy this has confirmed profitable.

it's beacuase you can earn with it a lot of money and it has some really interesting technical oppurtunities

A few months ago, investments in ICO brought investors a very decent profit. Now people continue to believe that such investments can make them rich.

Price is lower when buy coin at ico time, after listing at exchange market price will be dump and higher, where we can take much profit if buy at ico and get much bonus by giving of ico owner or ico team.

Darwin would be so proud of this evolutionary dead-end of the human race.
full member
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...I am seeing your avatar as Stich or whatever it is called. Blue, furry and toothy Smiley I remember that you had something less memorable before but we already established my memory is not to be trusted......

I always thought of suchmoon's previous avatar as a cross between the alchemy symbol for female and the IEC symbol for a power switch... Obvious pun is obvious.

legendary
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** I am quite sure that I saw a report from hilariusetc/hilariousandco that he has almost been bitten, but can't manage to find it at the moment

Stop these defamatory attacks at once. My avatar is very well behaved and has only attempted to bite marlboroza. It doesn't find hilarious particularly tasty (no offense, I'm sure he has other redeeming qualities).

Damn. Sorry Sir. You are right Sir, my memory is playing tricks Sir. I blame excessive drinking for mixing Good Sir hilarious and Good Sir marlboroza. Sorry to all Sirs involved.

I am sure it is possible to fit more Sirs in there but this is the best I can do.

Although this particular thread is actually showing my old avatar for me. Not sure what's up with that, must be some weird caching issue.

Maybe just for you. I am seeing your avatar as Stich or whatever it is called. Blue, furry and toothy Smiley I remember that you had something less memorable before but we already established my memory is not to be trusted......
legendary
Activity: 3654
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** I am quite sure that I saw a report from hilariusetc/hilariousandco that he has almost been bitten, but can't manage to find it at the moment

Stop these defamatory attacks at once. My avatar is very well behaved and has only attempted to bite marlboroza. It doesn't find hilarious particularly tasty (no offense, I'm sure he has other redeeming qualities).

Although this particular thread is actually showing my old avatar for me. Not sure what's up with that, must be some weird caching issue.
legendary
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I was thinking of raising signatures for petition to stop engendering lives of friendly neighborhood shit-posters*. This has come out as idea after seeing a increasing number of dangerous avatars roaming the boards. Their owners show total disregard for safety of FNS. There are even reports of attacks on forum nobility**. This sort of abominable behavior has to stop, you know who you are, I am not pointing any fingers (stompix, suchmoon....)

Of course petition will be organized in meta section and if it doesen't gain enough traction I will have to find clever way to put "merit" in the title.


*friendly neighborhood shitposters (FNS) - The ones which manage to call you sir 5 times in the post where they are arguing/insulting you or manage to call you sir 5 times in a post with less then 15 words or both. When you think about it both are exceptionally hard to accomplish and we should give them more credit.
** I am quite sure that I saw a report from hilariusetc/hilariousandco that he has almost been bitten, but can't manage to find it at the moment


Disclaimer: Above is my attempt to be sarcastic. I am hoping that this disclaimer wasn't necessary, especially in this topic, but after some bitter past experiences I am putting it here anyway.
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