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legendary
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A hot topic in the NBA thread is to discuss 'roosters'

It might be true that this current Cavs rooster will be struggling this season
Of course, every team has a chance of getting the championship but with the currency rooster and the current coach the Cavs has
legendary
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I have to post this here >

The credit for this goes to morvillz7z, he found this piece of art...
I'm not sure why you haven't been merited yet:

Thank you si for your genital help but I have a team who write an article I did not write the article.
legendary
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Maybe they can decipher what I think of them and their shady "Illegal Criminal Outlaw" gang.

. . .   . . . .   . .   _       . _ _ .   _ _ _   . . .   _   .   . _ .   


 
legendary
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How did 19th century bounty hunters find out about new bounties? Telegraph of course. Not sure what "ICO" stands for though. "Illegal criminal outlaws"? And what is a "reviews portal"?

Where do you find interesting ICO?

The best source of early access to information is the telegraph group. There are 100 discussions. After that, I try to search information here and some reviews portal.
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thanks for your info, i was my friend joined bounty signature have lot of money purpose me join here

Sometimes I was my friend to, just couldn't get along.

Nice to see the next generation of shitposters, freshly signing up. Brand New when I found him; and they already have a purpose here.  Roll Eyes
legendary
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"Common rogue from Russia with a bare ass."

Funny shit posts about a funny shit coin.

All 'cash' will be lost in the future because I am sure that only more far-sighted and strong projects will be developing there and cash is not there at all.

It has all chances for the future because it is able for the surviving and competing that is really needed here because coins beat for the being top.

I do not see budshchy at this coin. BitcoinCash is a bad coin. This coin will be used for speculation about Bitcoin.
legendary
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Found this one whilst looking for posts he's likely to have copied:

Crypto doesn't like crying I think. It is very strong technology that needs in the analyzing and clear mind so much. Even if fyou have lost money could not be the reason to regret.


 Cry
legendary
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Satoshi Nakamoto has an identity crisis:

Satoshi Nakamoto does not know who he or she is but we know what he invented, he is the inventor of the bitcoin Protocol.

We ate all bitcoins nom nom nom:

THe only thing that I know about Satoshi Nakamoto is that he is the one who created the bitcoin that we ate all now using other than that it os all unknown.
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Topic: Can Newbies have signatures?

Shitpost:
Of course, with ETH's second position and ETH's positive news at right now. It's not hard for ETH to reach $ 1000 by the end of year.

It's definitely a new step of this shitposting nightmare if some shitposters don't bother anymore to read the name of the topic. They are just pasting their shitposts everywhere in the hope that nobody will read it...

And in addition, ETH is around $200 right now, x5 for just a bit more than 2 months is very ambitious.
legendary
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Hi thank you for the reply hopefully will be unbanned my account Im just want the merit because I have a new account right now even temporary unbanned so that my merit will be send to my new account

Lol guess he is soon banned and tagged for this !  WTF  , i don't have any words more for that !  Shocked  Cheesy
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I heard from a major source that Bitcoin is in full development.

This is great news for the Bitcoin adaption. What are you doing to adapt it in your everyday life?  Huh

Breaking news: Bitcoin in full development. Grin



Rucapri0 is definitely the Jackson Pollock of shitposting. More of his artwork can be found here.  Grin  https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/rucapri0-1048440

If I had to guess those posts have probably gone through several translations and back, hence why they're such nonsense.

Luckily he's already been banned:

I expect bank on is safiest accommodation emblematizing my currency however i prize crypto very today you dont condition to chore machine or currency whether do you permit digital pouch so you can pay emblematizing anything you with out cash and machine cards.

I think bank is safiest place for my money but i like crypto too because you dont need to bring atm or money if do you have digital wallet then you can buy anything you with out cash and atm cards.

"safiest"  Cheesy.

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OP:
Hello, I have known a very beautiful girl for a long time, nearly six years. I want her but I just can't seem to get it right. When we were younger I was a geeky unfashioned guy, and she was into fashionable skinny guys with cool talks and walks. Over time I lost my geeky uncool side for her and grew long hair and started wearing skinnies and trying to be cool. Now she is not into that anymore. She likes guys who are mature and loaded with money. I am totally lost. Any advice? She just keeps changing.

Posters that didn't read OP:

Introduce yourself with confidence. First impressions are everything, so make sure yours is a good one. The way you begin the conversation can set the tone for the whole exchange. Approach the beautiful girl with confidence, assured that you have the qualities to attract her.

Well, I guess according to this, OP is screwed and should just move on.

Take it slow. Don’t ask her out the first time you meet a beautiful girl. Doing this can make her feel pressured and nervous; she’ll be more likely to turn you down.It can also make you feel super nervous to just be meeting her for the first time and ask her out all out once. Instead, take it slow. Just focus on introducing yourself and talking with her briefly to give her a sense of you and get comfortable with you.

I would say this is in line with the first piece of advice, but I would say 6 years is taking it slow. Maybe OP is on the right track here.

And then the posters that just offer fantastic advice:

Beautiful woman is not difficult to be found. If you go to places like USA, India, South Africa, Korea. But I want to tell you that to find a well behaved woman idea difficult thing.

Well, I guess we can guess as to his definition of beauty, but then he throws in the "well behaved" woman thing at the end. Do we even want to know what he means by that?

Handsome, you would have, I do not want to lose him from my life. Just not a pretty girl, she must be a good person. Everything is not good, it is the need of a good person.

Huh?? Maybe this is a spin bot trying to offer relationship advice?

bad bad idea man . most hot and perfect are the worst

And there we have it. I guess the good looking girls are just the worrsst.

beautiful woman is a danger not many people should get in to.

And here I thought that beautiful women was the danger most men wanted to get into.  Huh

why should any one waste thier life on getting a hot girl.

What a good point. Why should anyone waste their life, period. Much less waste it on a hot girl. I mean, preferably, if you're going to waste your life, at least pick an ugly chick, so when you say you wasted your life on a girl, people will understand why.

getting a beautiful girl is not a big deal just do something to impress her.

I never really realized how easy it was! Just impress her. Every guy reading this should be getting lucky tonight.

Then it's about money. Invest in coins, wait at least 1 year and hope it's work  Cool

And here's the last ditch effort plan. Buy crypto and wait for lambo season, then get all your bling and show that girl what she missed out on. Sounds solid.
legendary
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This project is very close to my heart. This is the opportunity I have been waiting for and I am going to give it maximum support!

Lol . What will come next  ?

" This is a bla bla bla bla project , I will give birth to a child "

 Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
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I conceive that could be viable, mainly in a burly rubberneck loci in organization to construct the pay business in carry easy and fast.

Doubters will question the origin of these posts and blame it on a glitchy spinbot but for the rest of us...this is an eye-opening experience.


This was at turns hilarious and terrifying so I had to check out rucapri0's post history and found a lot of posts in Russian. I was very curious to see if the Russian was gibberish, too, but Google seems able to make sense of it:

Ужe вce дaвнo пoнимaют, чтo тaм гдe xopoшиe oтзывы, кpиптoиндycтpия гoтoвa oчeнь щeдpo плaтить. Boт и пoльзyютcя.  Пpoблeмa в тoм, чтo чaщe вceгo тaким peйтингaм дoвepяют нoвички

Translation:

Everyone has long understood that where there is good feedback, the cryptoindustry is ready to pay very generously. So enjoy. The problem is that most often these ratings are trusted by beginners.
He probably uses Bing to translate....

I had a phone with predictive text that used to be in the same league as that poster.


Which I would classify as more of a generic shitpost, rather than the epic "burly rubberneck loci" of his English ramblings.

full member
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I conceive that could be viable, mainly in a burly rubberneck loci in organization to construct the pay business in carry easy and fast.

Doubters will question the origin of these posts and blame it on a glitchy spinbot but for the rest of us...this is an eye-opening experience.


This was at turns hilarious and terrifying so I had to check out rucapri0's post history and found a lot of posts in Russian. I was very curious to see if the Russian was gibberish, too, but Google seems able to make sense of it:

Ужe вce дaвнo пoнимaют, чтo тaм гдe xopoшиe oтзывы, кpиптoиндycтpия гoтoвa oчeнь щeдpo плaтить. Boт и пoльзyютcя.  Пpoблeмa в тoм, чтo чaщe вceгo тaким peйтингaм дoвepяют нoвички

Translation:

Everyone has long understood that where there is good feedback, the cryptoindustry is ready to pay very generously. So enjoy. The problem is that most often these ratings are trusted by beginners.

Which I would classify as more of a generic shitpost, rather than the epic "burly rubberneck loci" of his English ramblings.
legendary
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~snip~

I don't think you know what you found here. This has to be one of the most important discoveries made in recent history. Everything started on May 22nd, 2018. I will quote some of the posts because I really believe this is some kind of puzzle or cipher key left by an advanced alien civilization.

I name diverse employees who remuneration embodying one altcoin embodying each the boodle and wait embodying the earnings.  That's not worth doing.

Most mankind are inactivity championing a morality acumen to first process amassing currencies. A abundance of mankind are too getting out of crypto.

I comprehend it denatured assorted people's get-up-and-go cosmopolitan, and I comprehend the esteem and conqueror of the cryptocurrencies likely to increase.

I impetus victimisation IDEX from these times on. Much ameliorate and quicker than ED. You operation it with metamask or similar.

I conceive that could be viable, mainly in a burly rubberneck loci in organization to construct the pay business in carry easy and fast.


Doubters will question the origin of these posts and blame it on a glitchy spinbot but for the rest of us...this is an eye-opening experience.


Rucapri0 is definitely the Jackson Pollock of shitposting. More of his artwork can be found here.  Grin  https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/rucapri0-1048440
legendary
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Is it wrong to make fun of a username?

Username: bichthuy

Thank you!

Even almighty Google is not sure what to make of it:

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legendary
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~snip~

I don't think you know what you found here. This has to be one of the most important discoveries made in recent history. Everything started on May 22nd, 2018. I will quote some of the posts because I really believe this is some kind of puzzle or cipher key left by an advanced alien civilization.

I name diverse employees who remuneration embodying one altcoin embodying each the boodle and wait embodying the earnings.  That's not worth doing.

Most mankind are inactivity championing a morality acumen to first process amassing currencies. A abundance of mankind are too getting out of crypto.

I comprehend it denatured assorted people's get-up-and-go cosmopolitan, and I comprehend the esteem and conqueror of the cryptocurrencies likely to increase.

I impetus victimisation IDEX from these times on. Much ameliorate and quicker than ED. You operation it with metamask or similar.

I conceive that could be viable, mainly in a burly rubberneck loci in organization to construct the pay business in carry easy and fast.


Doubters will question the origin of these posts and blame it on a glitchy spinbot but for the rest of us...this is an eye-opening experience.
legendary
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I learned a new word today: "emblematize". Well, Merriam-Webster thinks it's a word although my browser's spell checker disagrees.

I expect bank on is safiest accommodation emblematizing my currency however i prize crypto very today you dont condition to chore machine or currency whether do you permit digital pouch so you can pay emblematizing anything you with out cash and machine cards.

And yes, of course it's a word spinner. Original:

I think bank is safiest place for my money but i like crypto too because you dont need to bring atm or money if do you have digital wallet then you can buy anything you with out cash and atm cards.
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I'm worried that satoshi may ignore that thread because his name was misspelled in the title:

My Account Hacked @theymos @sathosi please help
I got so much laughter that I didn't notice, Lol.
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