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Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 53. (Read 60147 times)

legendary
Activity: 2100
Merit: 1167
MY RED TRUST LEFT BY SCUMBAGS - READ MY SIG
Ok, first of all if you're not familiar with the cryptohunter debacle - lucky you, and do you have any extra room under that rock you've been hiding under?

But there is some genuinely funny albeit cringy stuff there, just don't click on those links and don't get sucked into it if you value your sanity.

You pulled the dragons tail and I am already massively wealthy now thanks to bitcointalk and my excellent trading skills ..and well thanks the pharmacist you did your bit...hahah I'll have a bottle of 2013 Armand de Brignac Rose on you ...thanks dude,.

thanks for proving how amazing i have been ...look at your crawling around in my history admiring me wish you were me...hahah

Just going out for a drive in my VERY expensive automobile hahah catch you bums later you broke down cowardly scum

I am net positive beyond what you will ever be and am a giant of achievements compared to you all


the funniest part is that such moon wants you to believe they are untrue....

but he can not prove any of it is......

hahaha funny boy such moon you cowardly scum sucking moron.

HERE IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER MADE ON THIS FORUM

"MOST PRE MERIT LEGENDS ARE SPAMMERS" - SUCHMOON THE MORON..

Another funny thing .......


did you hear that after the ......

ah you listening???

yes that was silence that is such moons reply to my question of what has he achieved of note ever since being here except whack a mole

a real legend suchmoon - errr did nothing of note. Legend = nothing of note = very funny



I mean if such moon can disprove one of these funny statement I will say they are hilarious...

come on dip shit you are the joke wait and see.
legendary
Activity: 3346
Merit: 3130
legendary
Activity: 2814
Merit: 1192
No way, how do terrorists know Bitcoin?
I think terrorists don't have time to play bitcoin, and it seems they prefer to do transactions with real money, not using bitcoin.
What I know is that terrorists usually carry out robberies. They are heavyweight criminals.
If true terrorists have made transactions using bitcoin as their transaction to buy weapons, that means we all have to be vigilant, that terrorists on the network are already roaming.

Next time there's a terrorist threat remember to leave your wallet at home.
If they walk into a restaurant or a metro station with suicide vests, a good idea is to throw money at them, or shout "I have Bitcoins" Grin
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
I just saw that post, and laughed my ass off.  If satoshi had spent his entire time here posting twittbook quote pyramids he probably wouldn't have any merit either.

Dude. Just imagine what a sick bounty campaign payout you could get with Satoshi's account, bro.

That would be great if the first thing Satoshi did when he came back was join the PrimeDice sig campaign.

Guess what bitches? You know that shit I said about keeping your wallets and private keys backed up, well, I should have listened to my own advice. That shit's gone, son. Don't hate on a playa. I still got to get mine.

(yeah yeah I know I'm in a sig campaign, what can I say, like Satoshi, times are tight over here)

Wonder if this is a Google Translate gone awry, or... whats going on here... Guy's got his anatomy ass-backwards.

But the truth is if you falled in love with bitcoin as an investor or get rich quick, then you must be heart broken right right, from the anus of my heart I sympathize with you all.
copper member
Activity: 2338
Merit: 4543
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The struggles of merit:


     2. satoshi earned 1462 1126 Merit from outside the Top 200 Merit Receivers
    


Satoshi is offline 8 year, and have  1712 Merit, i am online and have 0 Sad

I just saw that post, and laughed my ass off.  If satoshi had spent his entire time here posting twittbook quote pyramids he probably wouldn't have any merit either.

Here's another one of GadiGonsFula's merit complaints:

FUCK me god Sad  i have  0 merit.



member
Activity: 448
Merit: 60
imagine me
The world is getting more and more perverted:

I need an artist to draw some adult pictures of pokemon doing adult things with humans.  IF anyone has the talent to complete these type of drawings please let me know.
How much more extreme things can a human mind do in the next few years to come.
global moderator
Activity: 4018
Merit: 2728
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The struggles of merit:


     2. satoshi earned 1462 1126 Merit from outside the Top 200 Merit Receivers
     


Satoshi is offline 8 year, and have  1712 Merit, i am online and have 0 Sad
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
What do you guys think of this one?  Roll Eyes

hahahahahahaha welcame to the parti of ban persons if ban thus no cannot be unanned on the forum  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin rip yours landing service that what happenes when your mess with me you will be a examples to everyone on forums.............. haahaha so much satisfying

I think its pretty fucked.

I read through the whole saga... Sounds like "Trustedmember420" (what a compelling name) is probably the BitcoinMarshal. What an a-hole.

Still, hiring somebody to post on your behalf that has a worse command of the English language than you... hmm  Undecided
sr. member
Activity: 1820
Merit: 418
Telegram: @worldofcoinss
What do you guys think of this one?  Roll Eyes

hahahahahahaha welcame to the parti of ban persons if ban thus no cannot be unanned on the forum  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin rip yours landing service that what happenes when your mess with me you will be a examples to everyone on forums.............. haahaha so much satisfying
legendary
Activity: 2338
Merit: 10802
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain
Beep. I've sent PMs with up-to-date email and crypto signatures, can i have my account back as a new year's gift may be?
Thaaaank you
It’s no laughing matter not being able to get your account, but the initial "Beep" in the OP kind of reminded me when a computer won’t boot. Made we wonder if the OP was posted by a bot, trying to recover an account ...
copper member
Activity: 2940
Merit: 1280
https://linktr.ee/crwthopia
Came across this post

My countryman Pacquaio will be prevailing winner.
He will beat this Boner into a blodd filled pulp for all of us to enjoy.
Make sure I bet my money early

I think we are at the point of our lives where Boners will be defeated and be ecstatic doing it.

Let's bet on Boner to win.
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
Proof of widespread adoption of Bitcoin shitcoins - toddlers still in diapers are getting interested:

How many tokens are allocated for ICO? I can not count
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
This is either a malfunctioning bot or another one of those Bill Gates doppelgangers:

What is your best deal with cryptocurrency?

If you ask cryptocurrency that digital money bud I thing be rich LOL.
If you ask Bitcoin I think this very awesome coz Bitcoin not only cryptocurrency there any special technology on blockchain and network.



Merits, who else feels the same way I do when merited?

Yes I feel great too like Superman or like I won the Nobel prize or a medal of honor lol, it makes me feel very appreciated

Now you're thinking "that's not particularly shitty or funny", but there's the thing: glenntalbot has not received any merits.
member
Activity: 281
Merit: 77
You got questions? We got answers. coinclarity.com
Who knew the way to an instant trove of merit was so simple? You learn something new every day.

legendary
Activity: 2240
Merit: 3150
₿uy / $ell ..oeleo ;(
I don't want to turn this thread in the political direction but I find the ClintonCASH ANN a but funny.
C'mon everyone want to see Killary behind bars but to make a coin to fund it.. well Cheesy

~

Since she first entered politics in the 1970s, Crooked Hillary has used corruption and scandals to unfairly get ahead– placing America in harm’s way. Although the government may have lost interest in investigating Crooked Hillary for her misdeeds, millions of Americans haven’t.

ClintonCASH is a community-based cryptocurrency built upon Bitcoin and DASH. This privacy-focused cryptocurrency features a "Prison Fund" into which 10% of all mined currency is placed. This fund will be used to finance independent investigations and efforts to bring Crooked Hillary to justice-- all proposed and voted on by the community.

Beyond this, our long-term mission is to build a scalable digital currency for the masses. While many anonymous cryptocurrencies exist, ClintonCASH is the first digital currency of the "Hillary for Prison" movement-- one of the largest political movements in US history. It's unique cause gives it a wider audience and a much stronger potential for adoption and growth than any other cryptocurrency.

~

ClintonCASH is a crypto-currency built upon the features of Bitcoin and Dash to serve as a medium of exchange free of government interference. Beyond this, ClintonCASH is a community-driven endeavor to use the power of the blockchain to spur a new investigation of Hillary Clinton’s crimes and put her in prison, where she belongs. ClintonCASH will bring an end to corrupt political elitism.

ClintonCASH improves upon other cryptocurrencies with these unique features:
•   A community-run fund into which 10% of all mined coins after the 3,000th block will be placed.
•   This fund will support investigations into Hillary Clinton and other causes proposed and voted on by the community. 

•   An incentive structure through which master node operators are compensated with 45% of block rewards for running the ClintonCash network
•   Use of the ASIC-resistant Lyra2RE Proof-of-Work (PoW) algorithm to keep mining open to everyone 

•   Private Sending for anonymous payments 

•   Nearly instantaneous transactions
•   2MB block size

ClintonCASH is the first digital cash to fight political cash. If the Justice Department won't investigate Hillary, the ClintonCASH community will.

ClintonCASH is a cryptocurrency with a real purpose that people can believe in.

~
legendary
Activity: 3654
Merit: 8909
https://bpip.org
So... Bitcoin is real when it goes up, but it turns into a unicorn when it goes down?

Bitcoin could be real money if have higher price, but when bitcoin still on lower price we always get lost or our investment, never get profit with bitcoin at this situation where bitcoin and altcoin really at lower and drop price.

Yea, I know, I'm gonna be really embarrassed when maman567 cures cancer, travels to Mars, and becomes a trillionaire.
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
Perhaps the whole Merit thing has got out of hand ... better add a disclaimer on the forum about the possible side effects it can have on people:

The best way to earn merit is by not following the ways of trying to earn merit but rather work hard so that merit would be the one search for you. Obsession about merit can be lethal and can make you fall short of the forum rules

I wonder when the first merit-related death is going to happen (maybe its already happened).

- In-person merit sale gone bad
- Merit-induced heart attack / coronary failure
- Merit-induced suicide
- Mass shooting over not getting enough merits

legendary
Activity: 1288
Merit: 1926
฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
^ Just a quick thought here, if you have enough bitcoins will you spam for shitcoins? (rhetorical question)

What is "enough" bitcoins ? There are 21 million to collect and each one is unique.  Wink
I wouldn't spam - even if I had none.
It is against my principles.
The cryptosphere is filled with too much advertising white noise.


I do understand that it is actually funny to read post that are out of this world replies and the worst grammar construction. I understand also that this people had low educational background so this could be the reason for their funny posts. Yet, I should not laugh at them as a phrase in the poem on DESIDERATA states that even the dull and ignorant, they too have their story. Just take Bill Gates as an example. He did failed on his class and his classmate got high scores. And look to what happen now, Bill Gates was already listed as one of the rich people while his classmates were his employee.

So, this people could be an asset when it comes to investing in BITCOIN. Who knows that they hold huge number of bitcoins and just wanted to be part of the forum for cryptocurrency discussions though his/her English is not good.

Even the dull and ignorant have their story. But I don't have to listen to it and they don't have to post it on a public forum.  Everyone can have their opinion but if it is stupid then they will be ridiculed if they post it on a public forum. The aim of this thread is to have a lighthearted laugh at the comedy that happens on this forum.

I have no issues with people who contribute or attempt to contribute towards conversation with poor English. Misuse of word or mispronunciation can have dire consequences and funny results.  Like one of my clients with a strong accent who threatened "I will sue you" to a contractor that had defrauded him. The contractor understood "I'm going to shoot you". The consequent sequence of events was a comedy or errors and misunderstandings.




legendary
Activity: 2338
Merit: 10802
There are lies, damned lies and statistics. MTwain
Perhaps the whole Merit thing has got out of hand ... better add a disclaimer on the forum about the possible side effects it can have on people:

The best way to earn merit is by not following the ways of trying to earn merit but rather work hard so that merit would be the one search for you. Obsession about merit can be lethal and can make you fall short of the forum rules
legendary
Activity: 3010
Merit: 8114
So, this people could be an asset when it comes to investing in BITCOIN. Who knows that they hold huge number of bitcoins and just wanted to be part of the forum for cryptocurrency discussions though his/her English is not good.

Bad English is not the subject of jokes here. Shitposting (often in bad English) is. The people quoted here ain't Bill Gates for sure.

Yeah in mine for example, the guy is telling me not to post there, twice, and then ends it with the sunglasses smiley. That's pretty funny no matter what your native language is. Maybe I just have an odd sense of humor.
 
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