Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 73. (Read 60080 times)

Dude. You found the original memecat of all-time.

Whats interesting is a buddy of mine developed that. (He's Cheezburger).

+1 Merit

I think this works better with a cat. But then again, every stupid shit works better with a cat.


https://i.imgflip.com/2emc74.jpg

If Bitcoin is the "KING" of coins then who is the "QUEEN"??

The first one said that Bitcoin is the "KING", now this user said that Bitcoin is the "MOTHER". Which is which??

I'm OUT!!!!

I don't know this is a "haiku bot" or not, but seriously this guy(or bot) is starting to spam the "Bitcoin Discussion" board. That member posted and he/she/bot also give the answer too. This member(or bot) make my day

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P.S- I think "Biycoin" is a good name for ICO scammers

This type of members are what we can consider the "CANCER" of our forum. It will take a huge faith and miracle for it to be cured!
I guess up until now, we just can't get used to them because its gotten much worse compared to way back with much lesser members doing it. It may be best to enforce campaign managers to be strict about their participants and prevent these members from earning.

Not trying to make light of a serious problem, but:



You learn something new every day...

I'm a self-admitted fan of "haiku bots"... love them so much that I went on a bit of a binge during my layover today and reported probably ~200 of them.

This one is very special:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/inunbeaule-2180271

It got a merit!!!!! For this post:


It's the first merit I've seen given to one of these bots so their chance of ranking up is worse than hitting a Powerball.

I've just found this glorious post: “Bitcoin is the unemployment solution”, opened by this gifted guy:


Already reported.

P.S: I was about to reply: “I believe bitcoin will kill unemployment because every one can benefit and unemployment is bad. so bitcoin will make good lifes for us and we will be happy”.

Or something.

Yeah, I really have to stop visiting this thread whenever I am eating or drinking...

I know myself that I am not fluent in English but to use "SLUT" with the word "SIR"   . Can't stop myself from laughing with this (I laughed like 1 to 2 minutes with this) 

I just blew a mouthful of cheap chardonnay all over my screen! The flat-earthers are right! 

I also missed that Cyrus got merited by 3 people! I wonder if DT1 should be notified of merit abuse? 

Speaking of merit abuse, I finally gave you one for starting this thread because it has definitely delivered the laughs... Also the tears... Some of these people (bots) are so stupid they'd forget to breathe if it wasn't an autonomic function.

I can't comment on how many campaigns don't end up paying because I don't really monitor that or them that closely, but it's not surprising if/when they don't pay users and non-payment will probably become much more common. People probably shouldn't join them unless they have some sort of bond in escrow covering the payouts but most are too naive and desperate for that. Most ICOs are scams in some capacity and are just money grabs for their operators wrapped in some bullshit to try get people to invest. They're often run by the greedy and nefarious so it wouldn't be surprising if they just keep the tokens for themselves once the dirty work has been done for them.  

As for the effectiveness of signature campaigns; well, that's hard to say, but they do work in getting your name out there so are good exposure. When I joined this forum PrimeDice sigs where everywhere and one of the first things I noticed here, so they do work, even if it's subliminally, but I'm not sure how much that translates into actual traffic and money driven to their site and whether it's worth it or not. Sadly, the number of bitcoin-paying campaigns have dwindled and are now fairly rare now or when they do pop up slots are taken very fast, whereas altcoin campaigns are ten to the dozen and usually accept hundreds of people often with unlimited slots. They pay people in tokens they've created themselves nine times out of ten so therefore they've got nothing to lose as they're getting free advertising and sadly that works even better when you've got thousands of shitposters posting for you all over the forum and quality doesn't matter. The only time I'm ever made aware of the new ICOs of the month is when I see illiterates spamming or copy and pasting junk everywhere bearing the signature of an ICO so the sig advertising does work. I'm sure there are plenty of get rich quick idiots who are all too happy to invest in (what they think or hope) is the next big thing and click on the signatures offering them an investment opportunity.

That thread is just an example of how shitposters take over and ruin most threads. I'm not saying the original post is anything commendable, but at least he put a bit of effort in and was sharing his thoughts, yet it quickly descends into spam when users just read the title of the thread and not the op and take it as if they should just finish off the sentence, hence all these comments:



Bitcoin is good for posture:


"Daily needs" is probably my least favourite two words on this forum. I'm not sure why it's such a buzz-term with these people:



I wonder what the chances are of them two being the same  . I love how some people here seem to think that this forum is actually 'bitcoin', which isn't surprising when they have little to no actual knowledge of what bitcoin is other than they can earn here (not to mention that they probably never even earn any actual bitcoin but just craptokens).

Technology makes Earth flat:

Lamborghini could make a fortune with a "Alla Luna" model just for the crypto community.

They make tractors too. Which could be useful here:

I tried to visit this thread and read the posts on this thread https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/--4709740.

Maybe some of them are not funny (I think)..  


I can't understand this


Now I know that Bitcoin is an "ONLINE JOB" already


Can somebody explain what he is saying?


Because some are using the word "MOON" in Bitcoin, he think that the it is like the MOON LANDING.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.42440294  




https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.37618957

But wait.....
......there is more !  


https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.37620701  

Of course it is a good project as endorsed by bitcointalk and approved by the SEC.

That honeypot for merit begging, the merit & new ranks thread, attracts some real doozies. Here's the latest:


My telnet is full of awesome-sauce and my hootch is stocked with hooch!