Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 76.

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Quote from: suchmoon on July 04, 2018, 09:49:25 AM

The Howeycoins thread is an excellent honeypot for shitposters. Nearly every recent post is praising the SEC.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/annicohoweycoins-the-only-bitcointalk-endorsed-ico-guaranteed-profit-3920469

Preacher_Coc is a brilliant name too.

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A lot of those are farmer bots belonging to the same russiqn farmer. They just post the same crap reworded slightly on each account. Doesn't look out of place amongst the trash of bounty/ICO threads.

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Quote from: Joel_Jantsen on July 04, 2018, 07:21:16 AM

Quote from: xtraelv on July 03, 2018, 09:13:53 PM

Quote from: Taki on July 03, 2018, 02:35:51 PM

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here Cheesy

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

It is nice to laugh at the level of greatness in these posts. This has become my new "funny pages". Grin

Helps break up the frustration in between reporting the average shitty post, when you find that one that's so bad you can't help but laugh.

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The Howeycoins thread is an excellent honeypot for shitposters. Nearly every recent post is praising the SEC.

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/annicohoweycoins-the-only-bitcointalk-endorsed-ico-guaranteed-profit-3920469

Preacher_Coc is a brilliant name too.

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MagicSmoker

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Quote from: DdmrDdmr on July 04, 2018, 07:02:34 AM

I don’t know if you accept tragicomedies as a variant of comedy. Maybe you’ll create a thread just on this topic to separate the sweet from the sour. Anyway, here go a couple of the former variant which kind of make you laugh and sob at the same time:
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No, these aren't funny at all; they're depressing, actually.

Quote from: Joel_Jantsen on July 04, 2018, 07:21:16 AM

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

Thread : Do you like fishing?

Genius :

Quote from: ?? on ??

i like fishing. i eat fish and rich is very sweet test.when rain come,we always together the pond and river catch the fish.much fish we catch that we are eating. we eat heavy fish than the other food.fish eating is good for health.

This, however, is comedy gold! I wonder if "heavy fish" means it has more mercury, like tuna? Tongue

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Quote from: hilariousandco on July 04, 2018, 07:25:59 AM

Quote from: tanzaholzmann on July 04, 2018, 04:36:24 AM

Hey gays.
Please Help Me.
I'm newbie in here and i don't know why my post and active is same.

Please visit my profile

I like the response from Foxpup as well. Grin

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I'm straight, but I will try to help anyway.

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Quote from: tanzaholzmann on July 04, 2018, 04:36:24 AM

Hey gays.
Please Help Me.
I'm newbie in here and i don't know why my post and active is same.

Please visit my profile

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Quote from: xtraelv on July 03, 2018, 09:13:53 PM

Quote from: Taki on July 03, 2018, 02:35:51 PM

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here Cheesy

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

To be honest, forum would be a little boring place without all the shit-posts and drama. As much as I love the technical stuff on the forum, I occasionally sneak into threads for a some quick giggles.Off-topic section being my favourite.

Thread : Do you like fishing?

Genius :

Quote from: ?? on ??

i like fishing. i eat fish and rich is very sweet test.when rain come,we always together the pond and river catch the fish.much fish we catch that we are eating. we eat heavy fish than the other food.fish eating is good for health.

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Quote from: xtraelv on July 03, 2018, 09:13:53 PM

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

I don’t know if you accept tragicomedies as a variant of comedy. Maybe you’ll create a thread just on this topic to separate the sweet from the sour. Anyway, here go a couple of the former variant which kind of make you laugh and sob at the same time:

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50 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2899692.msg29828044#msg29828044 Other thread?
50 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2612713.msg26582460#msg26582460 Reserved
23 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2090765.msg36688913#msg36688913 Thanks man! Like I said, the channels of communication that are strongest for us are Discord and Reddit.
20 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=654845.msg11029678#msg11029678 Hitbtc voted
10 https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=3127836.msg32358226#msg32358226 add me to telegram @cryptonatorz

Some are red tagged for obviuos reasons.

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Quote from: Taki on July 03, 2018, 02:35:51 PM

We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here Cheesy

The initial purpose of the thread was to post the funniest. Everyone is annoyed by the shitposts but every once in a while there is one that makes you laugh.

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We all know about those shit posts and see them by our own eyes like daily. Was it necessary to start a whole new tread about it? But it's actually good to laugh at some comments you guys posted here Cheesy

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Quote from: tmfp on July 03, 2018, 10:52:39 AM

Discuss.

Quote from: ?? on ??

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

I'm sure some of them use something like this: https://www.makebullshit.com/
There was another random jargon generator that I saw earlier that used almost the same phrases as some of the Haiku bots.

Quote from: jacee on July 02, 2018, 10:19:39 AM

Just had a laugh at this one so I'm sharing it here. Cheesy

Quote from: ronalsi on July 02, 2018, 10:06:07 AM

If I was moved to a girlfriend, I think It is a good combination, great.

New business idea - combined house moving and dating service.

Here sir: Your new accommodation and girlfriend.

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Quote from: tmfp on July 03, 2018, 10:52:39 AM

Discuss.

Quote from: ?? on ??

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

Thoughtful idea, riveting plan!

Borrowed from another doge bot:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/brandonclar-2214940

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Discuss.

Quote from: ?? on ??

I very much like this forum policy, the special policy in the discussion is not the free people doing the post but the discussion over the discussion can be organized and discussed so as not to deviate from. other discussion

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Quote from: vphasitha01 on July 02, 2018, 01:22:39 PM

From that image you posted, it's obvious that the last post was plagiarized. I just reported it, but hopefully you're reporting stuff like that when you see it. I'm not sure why people think they're going to get away with copy/pasting a post that's so close to the plagiarized one, but then again these idiots are not known for their raw brain power. It just seems like such a waste of time and energy on their part.

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I have found few members who are posting replies like they are wake up in a coma, for a thread actually posted in 2012 Cheesy

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link>>>https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/how-do-you-successfully-advertise-real-estate-to-wealthy-bitcoiners-99920

How nice Uzivaj Estates Avatar. I think he is the only newbie holds an Avatar.( Don't know how he got it even earlier days it requires to become full member to get an Avatar.

MagicSmoker

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How about a triple shitpost combo? We got ourselves here a shitposter replying to a shitposter who replied to the most infamous shitpost of them all: "great project"!

Quote from: Arceusz on July 02, 2018, 11:29:47 AM

Quote from: powerglade on July 01, 2018, 04:10:45 PM

Quote from: ?? on ??

Great Project

a great project indeed, smart city eco is the platform that our community needs.
this brings us innovation at its finest. really,one platform with bunch of different industries?
smart city eco really did this good. very amazing work!

Maybe @snkiworld was too speechless about this project, lol.
This project was so impressive on how they concern on different ages of entertainment.
I’m into this project, very good concept and idea. Must invest on this project.

The first sentence in the last reply was almost intelligible. Those last two sentences, though; not so much.

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Quote from: stompix on July 02, 2018, 02:10:41 AM

Just saw this post about FIFA World Cup:

Quote from: ?? on ??

I am rooting for Germany and Brazil to do well
Hope either wins

Of course, he is posting on the 2014 thread Grin

And Germany are out. Nuked that account earlier.

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Just had a laugh at this one so I'm sharing it here. Cheesy

Quote from: ronalsi on July 02, 2018, 10:06:07 AM

If I was moved to a girlfriend, I think It is a good combination, great.

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So this guy decides to appeal his ban...

Quote from: ?? on ??

an account I fhejhaey
and the cruel yet confiscated member of my bhebhe account case was banned by me, I emailed and passed the picture but there was no response I could have fixed my account, it made me a new account for another fee ., if it's okay to fix my acccount..when change the ip to use it would not be banned immediately because we only use vpn to save us ,, once nalang if it's another device that should be banned just wont use of vpn it's hard because we're going to notice this is my account as a copper member who has been banned without a post

It's the usual crap post, and there is nothing out of the ordinary with it, except one tiny little thing

The guy is the announcer of a rather unusual ICO......

[ANN][AIRDOP][ICO][EXCHANGE] englishhub.co - BECOME FLUENT IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE
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Quote from: The Sceptical Chymist on July 02, 2018, 02:18:24 AM

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For some reason I was thinking that it came from India or somewhere else in Asia, but I can't really tell shitposting "styles" apart by region anyway. It's like deducing the breed of a cat by eyeballing its litter box.

I just about choked on my coffee reading this, so, for nearly killing me you get a merit! )))

Quote from: Steamtyme on July 02, 2018, 03:39:53 AM

So I was just going to report to MODS but thought I would first share this gem. I think it's the best medical advice I've gotten in years... I think.

Quote from: ?? on ??

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For a incorporated test, you can look at boosting all the airborne tibia. You decide, don't forget to store place tibia secured!
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I hate it when all my tibia are boosting airborne... Tongue

I haven't seen that style of spam-bot too often lately, but it was very popular a couple years ago. The wall of nonsensical text with a link to a shady product - usually a snake oil supplement or the like - has to be the most useless marketing scheme ever devised... well, right next to paying illiterate people from "economically oppressed" countries to dash off one-line shitposts on this forum.

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