Topic: Wall of fame / shame. Shit posts so bad that they are actually funny - page 75. (Read 60080 times)

My eyes are bleeding... please don't do that again!

Maybe try this: pyramid posts  

LoyceV noticed it first here: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.41514499

And now the whole pyramid post:

Update: hidden because the pyramid post was too long. 
Here is the link, you can confirm yourself how "amazing" this post is: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.40333572


Here is another one: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.40477368

The sad thing is that those spammers do not have to go through those spam comments. They are busy spamming at the fastest pace possible. It is the genuine users who have to read all that crap and suffer.

I guess I'm too used to such posts to find them funny rather than annoying. Most comments are forced comments with people trying to post something for whatever their agenda is, and that takes all the humor out of them.

I can translate this for you, he says that he has a rich neighbor at the age of 60 who is interested in beautiful 22 years old pussies for marriage, he also has leg fetish.
Shame on that old man at the age of 60.

I would be willing to bet this is some kind of bot using not very good AI. Both posts very broadly match the topic of the thread but are outright incoherent.

For example having a toothache does make people not happy and does cause pain. Using basic logic would imply that therefore not having a toothache (the opposite of having a toothache) would cause someone to be happy (the opposite of being not happy).

If you think an actual person wrote this then you believe that someone who is illiterate was able to sign up for bitcointalk and figure out how to join a bounty campaign. I don’t think any translation service would screw things up this badly.

This means :    for exchange of body active ! 

Guess he needs an auto-translate  too  lol 

I don't know man - I was pretty happy on my wedding day and toothache is no laughing matter - maybe he's on to something here.

Now I just need to figure out how to get rich legs.

Probably his auto-translate needs an auto-translate.

This guy is a gold mine:

Yeah, not bots, but made by the much maligned, young, poor English speaking but definitely human, newbies.
We all know them, the irritating kids who are enthusiastic about crypto for all the "wrong" reasons, according to their elders and betters with their elder and better elitism; reasons like wanting to actually possess something of their own.
Very definitely elder myself, I find it rather poignant to read a "pajeet" chat sometimes.
In a bounty summary thread recently they were doing pragmatic mutual support, mixed with moaning about how many times they never got paid or the tokens were worthless, but they're going to keep on trying.
They have no idea how "Merit" works, much less the surreal Trust System (me, neither) and enduring ritual abuse if they ask about it means time is better spent retweeting for a new ICO, or ten new ICO's because that means ten times the chance of adding to their proudly accumulated "portfolio" of alt lottery tokens.
These "morons" and "idiotic weaklings" are the grass roots of future cryptocurrency.
Their generation is likely to be the first one to live in a world of widespread adoption, with all the possibilities that can bring and these kids will drive it.
Early adopting Geeks, idealists, whales and speculators, who are all of a sudden fiat millionaires should count their blessings for being in the right place at the right time, not assume they have the keys to the Crypto Kingdom for ever and ever.
This BCT forum is a broad church, all human life is here, including the young, poor, uneducated and unwhite.
By all means kick the ass out of here what you perceive threatens your forum needs and values, spams, scams, whatever, but don't chuck the babies out with the bathwater.

LOL, look at the timestamps of these posts - couple minutes apart. Quantity over quality: https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/kabilie-1781705

But on the bright side - it got me to this thread, which is brilliant: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/what-was-the-worst-thing-that-you-did-in-your-ilfe-4441782

What was the worst thing that you did in your ilfe?

One from yesterday:

Best kind of frogs


It's probably a copy and paste from somewhere as well.

Necrombumped today:



Trashed that thread earlier. I dread to think what goes on in some of the local boards with no mod at all (or not a very active one). The local Vietnamese thread was just hundreds of users copy and pasting bits of nursery rhymes pages after page because they quickly learned they could get away with it.

You must be a fellow fan of Idiocracy, but if you haven't seen it I highly recommend it!



What the hell... "I often break something myself, then my arm, then my leg"?!? 

Ok, this one is a bit unfair because the original is in Russian so translation is probably distorting the thoughtful and deep discussion going on for 50 pages of this thread...

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/--3092882


Edited 2020-11-29 to fix a broken image

I do feel a bit sick after reading this so maybe I should go post there.

Ankward, yes, but that's what you can expect when you all share the same bed, along with the same IP address from which the family supports itself by shitposting.  That's my visual model of how these people operate in the world.

It's unfortunate that so many people choose to breed these days, when they're bringing babies into poverty and stupidity.  As far as evolution goes, I'm not sure what advantage strong and smart people have that would cause them to be selected over a bunch of idiotic weaklings who can function just fine by surviving on state aid and spamming jobs.  It's entirely ass-backward.
OMG, that's awful.  What microscopic amount of thought there is in that thread is killed by the shitty English.
That sounds like it'd be a crime in most jurisdictions.

Here's a thread that's a two-fer - a whole bunch of shitposting and it's on how hard it is to make money on bounties ever since the merit system was introduced:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/bounty-campaign-is-so-tiring-so-as-merit-3396523


Hah, but my user name refers to my propensity to let the magic smoke out of electronics... because I design switching power supplies and motor drives for a living.

Not that I have a problem with other kinds of magic smoke; I'm a Libertarian that way.



Hmm, ankward indeed... 

If it had been posted by a user called "magicsmoker" I'd understand the reason.



Sometimes I wonder if I believe in human evolution. Which led me to this old topic. (Don't ask how)

Here's one I found when checking the post history to see if the user was worthy of receiving a merit; unsurprisingly, he was not worthy: