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legendary
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legendary
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I think they are Russian, at least the guy that used the ")" smile. That smiley face without eyes is (for some probably interesting reason I don't know) only used by Russians, and maybe other eastern European citizens.
Is that what that is?  I often see posts with multiple parentheses, like )))) right in the middle of a sentence, kind of in place of appropriate punctuation--is that the same thing?  It's like a hallmark of some non-English speaking shitposter, because from what I've seen those two things go hand in hand. 

For some reason I was thinking that it came from India or somewhere else in Asia, but I can't really tell shitposting "styles" apart by region anyway.  It's like deducing the breed of a cat by eyeballing its litter box.
legendary
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Just saw this post about FIFA World Cup:

I am rooting for Germany and Brazil to do well
Hope either wins

Of course, he is posting on the 2014 thread  Grin
legendary
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Here’s another -

yes bitcoin is dead and therefore I advise you to invest in new crypto projects like Socratus


His post history is littered with spamming of this shitcoin

https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/psychee-2228592
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
I have a nice example. I usually laugh when people are writing nonsense but some of them should really consider putting everything through google translator.
I do not even know why it is not ligature, but I advise you to go to Socratus

Google translate is far from perfect.

...and then there was the translator for the deaf at Mandelas funeral...

https://i.imgur.com/Wv4GTI9.gif

hero member
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I have a nice example. I usually laugh when people are writing nonsense but some of them should really consider putting everything through google translator.
I do not even know why it is not ligature, but I advise you to go to Socratus
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide
The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.
Difficult to analyse, but I really doubt English is taught so badly in Germany. I don't know anyone talking such a gibberish in Germany (if I translate it directly).  Cheesy

But great idea to collect interesting shitposts here! I'm looking forward to new ones!  Wink

It was based on the name of the user and use of lots of exclamation marks.

Something that I have seen both you and Lafu do.   Grin

Grammar is quite different so it is easy to make mistakes with context and word meanings as well. For some people it is easier to learn a language than others.
I'm sure that the English being taught in Germany is quite meticulous - but there are always people that get an failed result.
Your Dutch neighbors managed to make a few mistakes at international meetings.

A Dutch junior minister introduced herself at a foreign conference and said “I’m sitting in the second chamber and I’m having my first period"
(She was serving her first term in parliament)

Joseph Luns (Dutch minister of foreign affairs) was asked by John F Kennedy if he had any hobbies.
He replied : “I fok horses” Kennedy glanced at him and said “pardon? Luns replied ‘Yes, horses!” (Fok in Dutch means "breed")

Joop den Uyl introduced the Netherlands as "“we are a nation of undertakers”.  (onderneemer means entrepreneur but if translated literally is undertaker)
Of course in English "to undertake" and "undertaker" means two different things.

Pepsi slogan "the choice of a new generation" was mistranslated into Chinese as "awakens your ancestors from the dead"

Blikk:
OK, here's a question from left space: What was your book Slut about?

Madonna:
It was called Sex, my book.

Blikk:
Not in Hungary. Here it was called Slut.

Sources:
https://www.astro.umd.edu/~avondale/extra/Humor/SexAndLove/Madonna.html
http://www.bjnijmegen.nl/artikelen/bijzondere-en-opzienbarende-uitspraken-van-politici/
legendary
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That is just the German Dogecoin representative. Smiley

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.


I think they are Russian, at least the guy that used the ")" smile. That smiley face without eyes is (for some probably interesting reason I don't know) only used by Russians, and maybe other eastern European citizens. It's one of these weird internet things, like how Brazilians (and im not sure if Portuguese too) instead of laughing with "haha" spam a bunch of "kkkkkkk". I would do some research on that if I had more free time.

I think these guys should stick to the local section, but I don't personally mind people with broken English posting too, some people have are really smart but can't speak proper English, if they end up typing nonsense just have a laugh and that's about it, I wouldn't mind spending resources banhammering all of that, again, what needs more resources is the account recovery system.
legendary
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I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.
It would be funny to move this thread to Altcoin Discussion... We wouldn't have to do anything but wait and the shitposts would be delivered immediately.

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.
Difficult to analyse, but I really doubt English is taught so badly in Germany. I don't know anyone talking such a gibberish in Germany (if I translate it directly).  Cheesy

But great idea to collect interesting shitposts here! I'm looking forward to new ones!  Wink
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They dont even try anymore  Grin i thought this one was funny/fail



that whole thread should be nuked imo, obvious scam, and likely paid bumping :/ 

These shitposters dont even care about merit, they are just gonna use 1000 accounts for same effect as 100 ranked ones it seems Sad 

This is the real problem with merit system, and probably Theymos didn't predict it:
shitpost not only didn't stop, actually has grown and grown, as shitposter use much more low rank accounts.

I don't know if there is a solution, but in this way the forum is useless, as it's impossible to follow a discussion.
legendary
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Verdict - Shit poster?

Yes. Applies to anyone who uses the word "lastly" in a forum post.

And plagiarism:

https://www.google.com/search?q="bitcoin+can+be+stored+on+a+personal+computer+in+a+wallet+file+format"
legendary
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I’ll just throw this in here -

New thread in bitcoin discussion titled - ‘Starting in bitcoin forum’

In order to start in a Bitcoin forum, a user should understand first what bitcoin is, it's functionality, and how it's transaction works. The user should have the initial knowledge on digital currencies. Another thing to consider in starting in a bitcoin forum is having an account. Having an account in bitcoin forums doesn't take much time. After creating an account, the user should be part of the discussion and share their thoughts meaningfully, meaning to say that is should be understandable by other users. Once an account is made, the user is expected to participate through posting a new interesting topic and replying to the other topics. Lastly, another thing to consider in bitcoin forums is to level up and reaching higher ranks. Higher rank, higher opportunity to become a bitcoin oriented user.

He’s then the only response & has replied to himself 25 mins after everybody else has ignored him

Before you go to the bitcoin forum, you must know, what is bitcoin.
Bitcoin is a virtual currency developed in 2009. The design of Bitcoin allows for anonymous ownership and transfer of wealth. Bitcoin - bitcoin can be stored on a personal computer in a wallet file format or stored by a third party wallet service, bitcoins can be sent over the internet to anyone with a Bitcoin address.


Verdict - Shit poster?
legendary
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This is very good project and very nyc team

this is a good project. I hope to develop strongly



Much project and heavy English.

Can't really blame them for poor English here.
legendary
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Asking for free Airdrops but is willing to Invest  ! LoL  Cheesy

Where can I find free airdrops? How am I supposed to participate in any kind of airdrops? I don't even have tokens at the moment but I'm willing to invest.
legendary
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฿ear ride on the rainbow slide

This shitposter is a good one, creating other very "unique" shitposts:  Cheesy

Etherdetal is the best platform for ETH and token! But need to develop more to bring trader can easy used! Because! At the moment! Etherdetal still verry dificute to used and trading!

At different times, when the capital, I will wait for reasonable prices, when little capital, gain 20% profit will also sell!

WOW, much sink! such rise! very currency!



That is just the German Dogecoin representative. Smiley

The use of the exclamation marks and writing style makes me think they are probably German. I don't think they are using google translate because they make regular spelling mistakes.

Great update!
I just sync finish! Now my wallet had working!

This time! Many coin had price grown up! You buy more before this times will get profit!
I still hold atlcoin for next year!

I think! This times still note safe! Waiting some times or more info from Dev!
Carefull check before sent ETH and token to other wallet!

They are quite amusing reading and would make sense to the author.


I'm always out of sMerits when I come across a silly meme post that makes me laugh.  I owe you a merit, bro.
Mybe you right man
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I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.


It is a poorly constructed Haiku.
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I'm always out of sMerits when I come across a silly meme post that makes me laugh.  I owe you a merit, bro.
Mybe you right man
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I just can't tell whether this is supposed to be ironic or what, given that this is coming from a noob account.  I wouldn't put it past a noob to just stumble upon a random thread and write such nonsense.  Maybe he thinks from the thread title that this is a contest or something.
copper member
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I found one in this very thread...
legendary
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I want that, this can be an action on the action, not an action to kill the die, but even back away, I'm also very good for a trust information on the development of the digital numbers!
This shitposter is a good one, creating other very "unique" shitposts:  Cheesy

Etherdetal is the best platform for ETH and token! But need to develop more to bring trader can easy used! Because! At the moment! Etherdetal still verry dificute to used and trading!

At different times, when the capital, I will wait for reasonable prices, when little capital, gain 20% profit will also sell!

or this one:

I doubt that the end of the bear market, will still shake and very much sink your portfolio, very easy )

WOW, much sink! such rise! very currency!

copper member
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The posts are funny but have you considered those posts might have been made by bots who have no care or idea of the topic in question. I think no normal person can log on to their accounts just to make such generic posts. It surely is bots.
You would be surprised. If I wanted, I could pump out about 2 shitposts a minute, not including thread-search time, which is somewhere around 5 seconds because they just click on the easiest ones to reply to in any board.

It's quite simple to respond to titles such as "Bitcoin price is $N" or "Bitcoin dying?" with some common-sense garbage about how you can/can't predict the trends and the price is going to go up/down in the month and it'll hit $N at the end of the month/year
jr. member
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The posts are funny but have you considered those posts might have been made by bots who have no care or idea of the topic in question. I think no normal person can log on to their accounts just to make such generic posts. It surely is bots.
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