“For those considering stepping into your shoes,” she said, “they need to understand without equivocation that there will be severe consequences.”
Judge: Coach, we're lockin' your ass up for life for fuckin' them boys on your team.
Judge: Mr. Speaker, you are fined... (assuming the outcome).
Judge: You, sire, are going to jail for stealing.
Judge: Bankers, you are fined and don't do it again.
CIA: What the fuck you mean that the poppy yields are down? Are you sure nobody's stealing from us?
Judge: Rich white dude, you're free to go with X Charges dropped.
Judge: Poor black dude, you're fucked because of these X Charges!
NEWS: So-and-so, who once turned states evidence for ________, was killed today in a one-vehicle accident on a county road. His water-soaked body was eventually freed from atop a cactus 30 miles from the nearest water source. No foul play is expected.