Sorry buddy, did you read my post about sarcasm?
Be a big boy. If you say something stupid, own up to it. This whole "sarcasm - I didn't mean it - let's be buddies" thing is sad.
Are you autistic? Did they lock you in the server room gimp-style several years ago?
You've failed to grasp even the most basic string of logical statements. Re-read this thread, think about it whilst popping a couple of boxes of Ritalin then try and think of a coherent comeback.