To all Monero dumpers:I don't get why you do it, but if you really need to unload a lot of coins onto the market, please don't dump them in large chunks, but use this "autosell-bot" instead. This will probably give you a better average price and it won't hurt the confidence in the currency.
It's easy to set up (I included a manual) and you even have some parameters you can change:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/dknuob4n6k7apof/AADnpnwjsSxVN78_S5PgaizTa?dl=0If you have any questions on how to set it up, please don't hesistate to contact me!
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They do it because it's almost 9:45 and there are no girls in our club. They spent a lot of time ironing their shirt, selecting their best cologne, and spiking up their hair just right.
And *holy shit* it's almost TEN and there's almost nobody here! What happened!? This was supposed to be the hottest club in town!
What about that club across the street.... It has a small line, so maybe there's people there. Sure, they had to wait a few minutes just to get in *this* club but it obviously wasn't worth it... Look at how many tables and spots are still left.
Hmmm... Ok, perhaps they had better go scope out some of the other clubs just to make sure they aren't missing out - I mean, they'll have to stand in line again to get in, but that's ok: there's hardly anyone in line anyway and it'll probably stay like that all night...