Alright, sure, if you cannot spell successful it'll be hard on you. I'm not delusional, you're just a coward.
Plenty of careers to choose from, many of which are not laborious or 9-5 sludge. Check out working for a startup, working for a beach rental company, working for a non-profit... lots of non-conventional employment.
If you still aren't happy, start your own business. You wont starve to death in the USA or most first-world countires. The only reason people beg on the side of the road is for money to buy drugs or alcohol, or they are a part of a crime ring being forced to do it, not really for food... or they are just mentally disabled, or do not know they can just go to a shelter. If you need food, you go to a church, shelter, or soup kitchen.
If you aren't happy with the capitalist American way, you have many choices. If you want a more conservative culture, you have many options, a great place for a conservative right now is Australia.
If you are looking for more of a liberal place, check out northern Europe.
If you are looking for a socialist welfare state, check out China or Cuba.
If you want lack of materialism, join an Amish society, or check out some of the Mexican Tribes, or rain forest tribes.
If you want solitude and complete independence, look into subsistence farming, and live in the mountains off the land.
If you want anarchy, check out this list of anarchist communities: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_anarchist_communities
If you want lack of materialism, and are annoyed at the amish, become a monk. There are many sects, some are not even religious. The main idea here is to give up all material possessions.
If you just are looking to feel bad for yourself, to complain just to complain, and you're too lazy to just change your life, then keep on posting.
Wageslave loophole? How does one "break" a loophole? C'mon people, you're just throwing out words that sound good now.