If you kept them on an online wallet then it's your fault for keeping that much money in one place, if I had that much money I would have bought a laptop and stuck it on an offline wallet there and made sure the thing couldn't stay connected to the internet. It sucks that you lost it for sure, don't get me wrong, but I'm getting sick of warning people about online wallets and them never doing anything about it and then coming on here when they finally get it stolen.
Not everybody spends all their time on bitcointalk and sees the same amount of warnings that you do. Maybe instead of being a prick you could use your obviously advanced mind to advance bitcoin . . . maybe by suggesting how the problem can be solved, since the many warnings on random forums is not working for the public. Maybe a better approach is to convince the popular wallet services to recommend offline storage for large amounts of BTC. 
