who woke up one day very sad
Coz those sons of bitches
who promised him riches
all turned out to be mad
Now this mighty man who is Vlad
would not allow himself to be had
so he jumped out of the bed
and went out to his shed
and thought up of the latest fad
Using a hammer and nails
and after some very big fails
he eventually joined up some old used rails
and with his big red car
with its wheels now just a bar
he jumped in and drove it off afar
From what he has seen
to where he has been
Is Vlad still in his time machine?
Who can know
Only time can tell
but it doesn't rain
When we are all in hell
When we ask for rain
To ease the pain
All we have wanted
Was all in vain.
Now while Vlad is away
with this poem we are amused
but kickback above
is plainly confused
~I am a poet~
Think of the free booze at the funeral partay.When burial?
