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Topic: -- [ANN] New Coin Launch - SHIT coin - SHT -- - page 12. (Read 129427 times)

legendary
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You guys are crazier than me!!!  Haha!



SHT is the one coin/shit to rule them all. I can compare Vlad2Vlad to Sauron and his plan for world domination as quoted below.

That was all part of my brilliant plan for world domination.  Bitcoin is begging to falter; soon ShitCoin will step in and go mainstream.  Nobody saw this shit coming.  


EDIT: 5 Nodes! The dark lord is getting stronger.
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good evening billionaire colleagues
 Grin
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I think that SHT is the SHIT. Now we need to get an ASIC on SHT. the reason being, anyone could mine SHT and not broadcast their blocks for ages, once the chain becomes longer than the current one, release them and invalidate everyone elses, as this was CPU mined an ASIC could easily 'undo' the work if you left it running for several weeks and then released the 'new' chain once its longer than the current one / has more work put into it. I think this coin should either have 1 ASIC miner at it, even if its a few block erupters, or we should hard-fork it to scrypt. Unfortunately, due to SHTs shitty policy of not paying bounties even for brilliant coding, the ASIC option is the best to secure the SHT network Wink


Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie."

Three Shits for the Shit-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Shit-lords in their halls of shit,
Nine for Bitcoin doomed to die,
One for the Vlad2Vlad on his dark throne
In the Land of Crypto where the Scams lie.
One Shit to rule them all, One Shit to find them,
One Shit to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Crypto where the Scams lie."

SHT is the one coin/shit to rule them all. I can compare Vlad2Vlad to Sauron and his plan for world domination as quoted below.

That was all part of my brilliant plan for world domination.  Bitcoin is begging to falter; soon ShitCoin will step in and go mainstream.  Nobody saw this shit coming.  

Secure the Dark Lord's assets with ASICs while we can! Or mine an alternative chain and steal the shit(ring) for yourself.

Or, to the good guys, we can cast the SHT into the Toilet from whence it came! However, one does not simply walk into the bathroom after use.

The shit was created in the fires of Vlad2Vlads ass, only there can it be unmade.

Who will bear this burden? Who will take the ring to mordor? Who will take the shit from whence it came?

I get the feeling the bad guys will win on this story Wink

EDIT: 5 Nodes! The dark lord is getting stronger.
legendary
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There is no shittier altcoin than this coin ever https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/ann-couric-backed-by-real-poop-1478548



COURIC - backed by real poop!




PoW - NO PREMINE
Algorithm: Scrypt
Money Supply: 10.000.000 COURIC
Blocks: 100,000 Blocks (~70 days of mining)
POW Reward: 100 COURIC
Block space: 1 Minute
Diff retarget: Every 10 Blocks

Source: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Pools: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Block explorer: Will be announced on 5/25/2016. (including rich list)
Exchanges: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Website: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.
Roadmap: Will be announced on 5/25/2016.





My name is Joe Jacobson and i'm just sick of it. I'm sick of this community. I'm sick of ICOs. I'm sick of BTC not moving. All this sickness makes me poop a lot. I'm literally sick to my stomach. That's why i came up with this brilliant plan.
 
Since 2007 i have collected all my poop and put it in cold storage. The total weight of this physical poop is exactly 10,000,000 COURIC. My plan for this coin is to hold a 1:1 ratio digital:physical COURIC. This will be the first crypto currency backed by a real physical asset!

There will be a natural inflation of 10 physical COURIC a day (0,0365% a year) after PoW is finished. My poop will all be collected and rewarded to project donators every three months: in digital COURIC.

After launch on 06/01/2016 (1st of June 2016) until i, Joe Jacobson, for whatever reason can't be the "Inflator" anymore, there will be an offical Community Voting for a new Inflator. The inflation will automatically be adjusted to the capacity of the new Inflator. Which means the community is able to choose for a high or low inflation!

The mining process will be open and transparent. Estimated mining prices will be tracked and openly published in this ANN thread by me. By doing this the mining process will be more fair and it will give everyone a better insight in the true value of my poop.

Pics soon.


Sincerely,

Joe Jacobson,
Team COURIC


$COURIC



but i gotta admit, I admire the dev being true to himself and one of the shit lol. The logo can be one hell of a shit if they just hire someone shittier.
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I want to sell my SHIT Grin
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wow today the network hashrate has more than doubled!
 Cheesy
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Well we do want some of the SHT hashrate decentralized, I find it so funny I crashed the pool! I took the worlds biggest crap yet. Until then I was considering pointing a small 1 petahash rental from nicehash to see what would happen if I pointed 1 pH to SHT. But as it happens, it cannot handle the shit from 500GH. Keep this to block (shit) erupters now!

My transaction processing mining node is up again, I have to restart periodically and remove wallet.dat, keeping them all so I can be the biggest SHT bagholder.
legendary
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Use Coinbase Account almosanywhere with Shift card
crash wallet node - now restart, pool is fully functional, you do not need much GHS - i find block with 2 GHS stick, but tomorow on pool 2 THS, btw how it works POF?  Grin

yeah that's all I'm using i could plug in some 300MH/s devices but not really worth it

proof of fart?

.0001% stake after 69 days
sr. member
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crash wallet node - now restart, pool is fully functional, you do not need much GHS - i find block with 2 GHS stick, but tomorow on pool 2 THS, btw how it works POF?  Grin
legendary
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Use Coinbase Account almosanywhere with Shift card
you filled the pool with so much shit it seem to be down. Shocked Shocked

I show no connections now
sr. member
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My node i am keeping hosted and mining to process transactions keeps crashing when the wallet.dat becomes too full. Unfortunately, it is bullshit software. (read the ABOUT section in the QT client)

I just have to move wallet.dat now and again.


This is bullshit software, if you don't like it--you can eat the peanuts outta my shit. < - Love it!

But even then, there is 4 peers. Long live shitcoin! The signal bars went from red to orange Cheesy

Pointing my S3 to the shitcoin pool from solo for a little while. Watch the SHT hashrate and difficulty jump! Then I pull out, leaving all you CPU miners constipated until retarget!

As I am going to be the biggest SHT miner, I will take the worlds biggest crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bczOxg2JoJM

EDIT: I think I broke the pool, I think the SHT daemon didn't like sending so much work as it probably submitted fuck knows how many blocks??? I pointed 500 GH/S to it. My apologies Cheesy This is a bullshit pool, which just cannot handle the shit. This shit is too much for it.
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yeah! i can now mine my shit again!

legendary
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Use Coinbase Account almosanywhere with Shift card
Connected with 1 peer

146.185.162.58
sr. member
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another wallet connect on pool 45.50.28.121
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even if in the config file i've explicelty said to add only the node


addnode=81.162.199.253

it keeps trying to connect to the 146.185.162.58 without success.
Till 2 days ago worked perfectly..

full member
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pool is conect to 81.162.199.253

addnode=81.162.199.253
addnode=146.185.162.58

to shitcoin.conf and restart wallet.


poll works  - first payment  Grin and if mining only one worker  - find solo block, no share - this is MPOS  Grin

probably you are luckier than me, but i can't connect my client to the network :/
sr. member
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pool is conect to 81.162.199.253

addnode=81.162.199.253
addnode=146.185.162.58

to shitcoin.conf and restart wallet.


poll works  - first payment  Grin and if mining only one worker  - find solo block, no share - this is MPOS  Grin
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uhm...
from tonight it says no active connection on the client :/

any suggestion?

I restart node - now connect, pool works  Grin

nope, the wallet does not sync yet Sad

http://imgur.com/KUI0gKC


:/
legendary
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I'm not seeing any peers.
I did make a shitcoin.conf

and tried adding the pool address

addnode=146.185.162.58

but still no connection
legendary
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It's sorta working

Pool gives errors

[2016-05-18 23:46:24] Pool 0 is issuing work for an old block: 0000000008848457
598405eb662eb400bd390abfbdc4c5a131389dbac70d17e6
 [2016-05-18 23:46:24] Coinbase check: multiple inputs in coinbase: 0x4a
 [2016-05-18 23:46:24] Coinbase check: multiple inputs in coinbase: 0x4a


but I do show 40 mil shit unconfirmed
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