The Baby UnicornHahser™ will outperform **Redacted** devices based on bitcoins produced within 30 days of payment every time!
The Live UnicornHahser™ will be the first ASIC to achieve 1 PaH (Pet-A-Hash) per device!
Topic: [ANN] UnicornHasher AS FEATURED ON THE COVER OF BUSINESS INSIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - page 3. (Read 8784 times)
January 15, 2014, 09:31:26 PM
Don't be fooled by the competition:
The Baby UnicornHahser™ will outperform **Redacted** devices based on bitcoins produced within 30 days of payment every time!
The Live UnicornHahser™ will be the first ASIC to achieve 1 PaH (Pet-A-Hash) per device!
The Baby UnicornHahser™ will outperform **Redacted** devices based on bitcoins produced within 30 days of payment every time!
The Live UnicornHahser™ will be the first ASIC to achieve 1 PaH (Pet-A-Hash) per device!
January 15, 2014, 09:54:56 AM
I have received my baby unicorn; it has been hashing perfect for over a hour now !
January 14, 2014, 01:04:41 PM
Another Unicorn Sighting: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/xtreme-miners-and-advanced-mining-technology-toftt-414799
January 14, 2014, 01:03:24 PM
The Unicorn has been spotted in a competitors thread! Quoted Here: https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/hashfast-page-353-gmaxwell-says-unicorn-414813
January 13, 2014, 09:30:18 PM
Or twitter @UnicornHasher is starting to get noticed. The website still hasn't gone live (PM me if you are a decent web developer who works for BTC or pixie dust)
We can't wait to see the unboxing photos from Tyatis of the first Baby Unicorn Asic in the wild!!!
We can't wait to see the unboxing photos from Tyatis of the first Baby Unicorn Asic in the wild!!!
January 13, 2014, 11:46:16 AM
I'll just leave this here. Professional conduct as expected from the mods... And you are well aware you can move it gmaxwell, I didn't say you did move it.
This is a product sale and should not be in off topic. Just because it makes fun of your advertisers doesn't mean it should be buried. If not custom hardware then it should be in the computer hardware sales board at least.
I didn't touch it, but geesk like I give an everlasting fuck about a single one of those scumbags? Please. But hey go ahead, continue to insult my integrity— freeking great way to enamor me to your humor. January 13, 2014, 11:26:20 AM
I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:
1. No miner protection program.
2. Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3. I am not rich yet.
4. No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.
As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.
1. No miner protection program.
2. Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3. I am not rich yet.
4. No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.
As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.
1. I can assure you we will release details of our MPS - Miner Protection Service. The details have not been worked out at this time though we will post an update as we get closer to accepting pre-orders. Most likely we will absolutely positively 100% in writing guarantee that if we fail to deliver or delay in delivery we will increase your purchased hashpower by up to a really really meaningless number once you actually receive anything at all. AS IS STANDARD INDUSTRY PRACTICE!
2. I welcome HashFast_CL and BFL Josh to join in and call you names! At some point I hope to hire on BFL for their ASIC consulting services and HashFast for their forum customer support.
3. Please see gnar1ta$ answer above.
4. You have not dug deep enough yet and we have not officially announced (Stolen/Created/Borrowed) our (Very Real, Not FAKE) LinkedIn and twitter profiles yet.
Your seven prototype units should have arrived just before you thought about ordering them as is standard practice for our pre-cognitive sales and shipping teams.
Thank You,
UnicornHasher
January 13, 2014, 10:52:19 AM
how many PH/s per baby unicorn ? reserved 420 IM GONA BE RICH
There seems to be some confusion here. The Unicorn hashers are pre-order - they will make you extremely rich in 10 nano seconds. The Baby Unicorns are prototypes and will be sold as stock is available. They will mine per the specs in the OP.
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JUST ANNOUNCED: Baby Unicorn Hasher, In stock and ready to ship! Limited Quantities available! Look at my feedback and posts I am not a scammer, I guarantee the Baby Unicorn Hasher will ship next week and will produce the same or more BTC than my BFL/KnC/HashFast orders COMBINED produced in the first 30 days after payment!!!!!!! GUARANTEE!!!!
January 13, 2014, 07:48:12 AM
can we auction the prototype photos at least?
The Baby Unicorn?
They are for sale. Thyatis will be receiving the first Baby Unicorn this week and posting unboxing photos.
January 13, 2014, 05:20:12 AM
I am a dissatisfied customer for these reasons:
1. No miner protection program.
2. Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3. I am not rich yet.
4. No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.
As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.
1. No miner protection program.
2. Company rep has not called any customer a name in four pages of thread.
3. I am not rich yet.
4. No company executive has prison record and/or STD and/or airplane.
As a dissatisfied customer, I would like to order seven more units, please.
January 13, 2014, 03:26:41 AM
can we auction the prototype photos at least?
January 13, 2014, 03:02:07 AM
*take my money*
forgot where that pic is...
forgot where that pic is...
January 12, 2014, 11:43:33 PM
how many PH/s per baby unicorn ? reserved 420 IM GONA BE RICH
January 12, 2014, 11:40:56 PM
As the official unicorn escrow service here for this honest company I'm delighted to report that they are legit...
Why are they legit? well, because the company just PMed me a transaction id of a refund that someone requested and received.
I think this makes them legit, right?
Now, granted, since transactions are public, I really do not have a clue if this is a real refund or not, but the fact they they PMed me a transaction id to witness a refund speaks volumes about the legitimacy of this unicorn factory and their solid business reputation as a result... I mean just because the ledger is public, how could they have known which transaction if to pick since the amount seems to be correct.
Cudos!!!! to the unicorn!!
Why are they legit? well, because the company just PMed me a transaction id of a refund that someone requested and received.
I think this makes them legit, right?
Now, granted, since transactions are public, I really do not have a clue if this is a real refund or not, but the fact they they PMed me a transaction id to witness a refund speaks volumes about the legitimacy of this unicorn factory and their solid business reputation as a result... I mean just because the ledger is public, how could they have known which transaction if to pick since the amount seems to be correct.
Cudos!!!! to the unicorn!!
January 12, 2014, 11:12:16 PM
am i in round 1 batch 1 ?
1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c
i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!
1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c
i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!
Confirmed the Baby Unicorn will ship Monday 1/13/2014.
Happy Hashing!
January 12, 2014, 10:47:19 PM
am i in round 1 batch 1 ?
1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c
i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!
1 baby unicorn purchased
https://blockchain.info/tx/bf916b9045e134e8db25ae7f38b7d493448ce2ff6d57d6a38c1e91d3fa560c9c
i will pm you my address and post some unboxing pics!
January 12, 2014, 09:36:39 PM
Stop smoking your unicorn and stop abusing pixies.
I will not let these pixie abuse allegations go unchallenged.Both you and gnar1ta$ will be hearing from my lawyer.
If you keep it up, I will reveal more leaked production secrets about UnicornHasher and run it into the ground.
And we'll see Uranus come out on top, as it rightfully should.
January 12, 2014, 09:06:19 PM
I am sorry but is this right? i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later! I have plugged in and all it does is moan. Please help me my wife is a little concerned.
Our customer service is always here to help.
I see you've received one of the human hybrid prototype models for testing.
Please try replacing the standard Hay and Asic chip fuel with barley and hops, using a TI86 graphing calculator should get this unit up and hashing in no time!
Boooooooooooooo yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that did it check my block chain https://blockchain.info/address/13NA7X1u18CgGa7RzTDyvuuoLJtLRvXgke
Solo mine for the win, btw my wife is now enjoying it much more, if anyone cared to know.
January 12, 2014, 09:00:30 PM
I am sorry but is this right? i just ordered one and this arrived about 2 hours later! I have plugged in and all it does is moan. Please help me my wife is a little concerned.
Our customer service is always here to help.
I see you've received one of the human hybrid prototype models for testing.
Please try replacing the standard Hay and Asic chip fuel with barley and hops, using a TI86 graphing calculator should get this unit up and hashing in no time!
January 12, 2014, 08:58:22 PM
Okay, as gnar1ta$ is knocking our product, it's time to reveal all about what a uni-scam UnicornHasher is.
Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.
Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:
...
The real thing is not so cute, eh?
As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!
Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed totrot hash. It's just not possible.
I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.
Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!
Although the concept drawings look cute and amazing - here is the REAL UnicornHasher.
Photo leaked from the actual UnicornHasher production line:
...
The real thing is not so cute, eh?
As you can clearly see, it is a modified My Little Pony, not a baby unicorn! Modified? More like mutilated!
Don't be fooled guys. To get 50Th, they would have to push this little pony much faster than it was ever designed to
I can reveal that these modified ponies go up in smoke at only 3TH, (as in the photo). At 3.5TH, they melt and make bitcoin miners cry.
Avoid this scam and put your bitcoin on Uranus. Fully tested and functional at 5TH (+-100%)! Shipping today!
You are clearly trying to instill confusion in my perspective customer base in an attempt to scam good forum members of their hard earned btc with your off topic bitcoin miner thread.
As has been communicated to our customers the Baby Unicorn meets all 3 of the 2 criteria I posted above and hashes.
Stop smoking your unicorn and stop abusing pixies.
Our 1HP live Unicorn hashers will be available for pre-order when the website goes live and will clearly look nothing like that image.
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